Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Particle Bored]

I mean, considering how fucked up he is there, it's not too far fetched to assume from just the clip that he really was masturbating.

No no. He was totally mocking DSP! Sure, he made completely different expressions from the famous DSP clip, and he said "why is my camera still on?" instead of "oh wow, the camera was on the whole time." And he never made any reference to Phil or gave indication it was a bit.

But it was totally a deliberate DSP send-up. Totally. Because reasons. Because fanfic farms. Because "fanfic" is stating what's right in front of your eyes. If you were honest you would insert a bunch of extra context that doesnt exist.

 

[Harm]

There's no doubt in my mind that April is deliberately exploiting and enabling Nick. She's watching these trainwrecks live and in the flesh, and her response is to start having sex with him while he's still live on the air. Evil.

There's something more sick and sinister going on beneath the surface of this situation. She has to be getting something out of this, even if it's merely the self-serving desire to hook-up with Nick. I'm not sure I know her endgame, maybe she's "employed" by Nick as some sort of nanny for the kids and is financially exploiting him?

No no. He was totally mocking DSP!

From everything presented, it was probably both. He did a mocking DSP bit, and then she also started blowing him under the table. There's no reason why both couldn't have happened one after the other. We're probably fooling ourselves by pitting them against each other as competing realities.

 

[Gorilla Man]

People keep saying this and I listen to the “enhanced audio” but I can’t hear any talking or anything that actually sounds like a blowjob.

As an ex-cokehead/drunk, I have a hard time believing he could get an erection in this state.

Nah, it makes perfect sense.
He couldn't get it up for the 45 min he was away , and then he thought: "Fuck, I need to stream, but I also want to cum, but my dick doesn't work. If she just does something crazy like blowing me under the table while I'm streaming that would be super hot and I could get erect and finally cum".
But I doubt it worked with him on that state, and she probably sucked on his flaccid cock until his dick and her mouth started chafing and everybody had a miserable experience
Been there.

Now the real question is, does Nick's wife know of this?
Does she approve?
Is she a cuckquean, or is she just a gold digger who will leave Nick after he inevitably runs out of his trust fund money?
Will she make him pay for child support for all of his children when he is in the cusp of bankruptcy?
Will he have to flee to Mexico like Ralph?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

No no. He was totally mocking DSP! Sure, he made completely different expressions from the famous DSP clip, and he said "why is my camera still on?" instead of "oh wow, the camera was on the whole time." And he never made any reference to Phil or gave indication it was a bit.

But it was totally a deliberate DSP send-up. Totally. Because reasons. Because fanfic farms. Because "fanfic" is stating what's right in front of your eyes. If you were honest you would insert a bunch of extra context that doesnt exist.

It was definitely an attempt at a bit about DSP. But the wetbrain, cocaine, and general Rekieta unfunniness morphed it into an incomprehensible, exploitable mess.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I like seeing people finally get what they deserve.

I would be dancing with joy were it not for the collateral damage
The burning wreckage of an addicts life napalms those within the blast zone.
Redemption yes; forgiveness nahhhhhhh.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Ok let's say she was under the desk how did she get there without being seen or making any noise? His desk doesn't have a back it's an open floor plan desk if you will? I am pretty sure he's posted pics of his desk before if someone can find them and confirm. I'm just interested in the logistics

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Watched the first hour or so of Aaron's latest show (still ongoing):

- he's "tired of sending links to his lawyer"
- Ethan Ralph invited him on his show
- has seen the KC blowjob clip:"If that's the case, they fucking deserve each other"
- says he watches Elissa Clips; does a drunk Nick impression
- "Let's get everything signed and let me move on with my life. This is fucking embarassing to be even distantly connected to."
- would go on Kino Casino
- worried about "collateral damage" when he reveals too much
- Keanu comes on, has seen the before-after photos of Nick, "He's like the token white guy in a DARE program"
- Aaron brings up drunk Nick clip:"I do know there was someone else in the room. I know who that someone else is in the room. It's a regular thing... Anyone who is in that room should have put a stop to that."
- Aaron directly addresses Nick, he better hope that Aaron doesn't say what he wants to say, he can blow up his shit

nick reaping the rewards of finally finding a woman that doesn't have a "destroyed body" like the MOTHER OF HIS KIDS.

Rackets really deserves it all. Seeing pathetic excuses for men like this makes me very sympathetic to the use of the term moid on this forum.

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Apologies if this has been posted already, but more audio analysis from Twitter:

https://x.com/RealMelcolmX/status/1793244247195586724

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

"Oh the camera was on the whole time huh? Didn't even know"
All I need is for DSP to start crowing about how another "detractor" got got and my day will be complete. Phil is petty enough to dance on this, and I really fucking hope he does just to spite the Nose

 

[Orc-Chud]

Ok let's say she was under the desk how did she get there without being seen or making any noise? His desk doesn't have a back it's an open floor plan desk if you will? I am pretty sure he's posted pics of his desk before if someone can find them and confirm. I'm just interested in the logistics

It’s actually insane to me that kiwichuds believe in the corner demon. Nick is just a fucking drunk retard. There is no person in the corner and there is no person in the ceiling.

 

[Telvanni]

This has already been posted but wait a sec
Maybe you should go suck his cock
I could easily been overreading that but how oddly specific considering KC outed his goon sesh as actually a BJ

 

[Pelican Bones]

Lol the level of denial itt right now.

"I can't turn up the volume on the clip." "How did she get under the desk?" "But he asked about the camera!"

I regret to inform all of you that you watched this married man nut in a coke whore's mouth live on camera. You witnessed the Rekieta "oh" face.

Suffer

 

[Orc-Chud]

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This has already been posted but wait a sec
Maybe you should go suck his cock
I could easily been overreading that but how oddly specific considering KC outed his goon sesh as actually a BJ

Meds. Dick is not subliminally communicating to us that it was a bj.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

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This has already been posted but wait a sec
Maybe you should go suck his cock
I could easily been overreading that but how oddly specific considering KC outed his goon sesh as actually a BJ

It's Diddler Dax, he's purposefully being a shit-stirrer. He knows as much as we do, he just likes stirring the pot.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I got some room temperature shrimp

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

It’s actually insane to me that kiwichuds believe in the corner demon. Nick is just a fucking drunk retard. There is no person in the corner and there is no person in the ceiling.

You can not believe that Nick was getting a blowie, but to believe he's alone is just false. There's a voice on the recording and he's responding to someone. It's not the first time either.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

There's no doubt in my mind that April is deliberately exploiting and enabling Nick. She's watching these trainwrecks live and in the flesh, and her response is to start having sex with him while he's still live on the air. Evil.

There's something more sick and sinister going on beneath the surface of this situation. She has to be getting something out of this, even if it's merely the self-serving desire to hook-up with Nick. I'm not sure I know her endgame, maybe she's "employed" by Nick as some sort of nanny for the kids and is financially exploiting him?

I completely agree with the nanny thing. I've mentioned this a couple times in sneedchat previously, that Nick got rid of their actual nanny (the one who bought $3000 worth of junk and snacks) and that he's "employed" April as the Rekieta's live-in nanny/maid that both him and Kayla are being serviced by.
It might even be the case that both Kayla and April was in the room with him, making out and going under the desk.
To the Rekieta kids, April is just a family friend in need and living there for a bit.

People don't want to believe this because it's also funny to dunk on Nick as being a cucked faggot, but the reality is that there are things going on in that house that are extremely destructive.

 

[Orc-Chud]

You can not believe that Nick was getting a blowie, but to believe he's alone is just false. There's a voice on the recording and he's responding to someone. It's not the first time either.

So april/kayla is literally just silently watching him for hours in the corner? WHY? What if the voice is just someone from outside the room walking by, why would she just silently watch for hours.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

"How did she get under the desk?"

I'm not denying something happened, but asking how she got under there is a legitimate question.

 

[Laura Loomer]

It’s actually insane to me that kiwichuds believe in the corner demon. Nick is just a fucking drunk retard. There is no person in the corner and there is no person in the ceiling.

Cats. There are only cats in the ceiling.
And the corner demon is real because you can hear her speak on multiple occasions.