Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SomethingFishi]

My problem with Nick isn't that he's an alcoholic sex weirdo who neglects his kids. My problem with Nick is that he mistakes himself for a comedian when he's actually a clown.

 

[Sharpeteer]

commentary community is about to pick this up, who do you think will drop the first "The Fall of" video? sunnyV2? Turkey Tom? some other retard?

Honestly, who gives a fuck. I don't expect either to report the full story accurately. Same goes for the rest in that space.

Now if it were Porsalin doing it, I would say it has a shot at being good.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

commentary community is about to pick this up, who do you think will drop the first "The Fall of" video? sunnyV2? Turkey Tom? some other retard?

I'm guessing Tom, he follows kiwifarms stuff all the time. I'll give him a pass if he tosses Vito in there and says he's the pedo in the LOSERS CREEPS PEDOS thumbnail.

 

[AnOminous]

Some moderately large political streamer hit my feed.

Lmao Nick is so low now that even other cows are dunking on him.

This schizocow has her own thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/dr-karlyn-borysenko.125037/

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

As an ex-cokehead/drunk, I have a hard time believing he could get an erection in this state

Steel balldo whore is a big fan of sucking on middle aged hairy unwashed coke/whiskey dick it was at most a handy.

Just look at the guy there is absolutely no way his pee pee is open for business at that moment.

There no way he was cumming, or even getting hard, in that state. However, I could only see it as her way to tease him to try and get him to stop this stream disaster. “Cut the stream babe, come to bed with me and I’ll give you a blowie”. A woman trying to get a way too drunk man to go to bed and pass out with the false promise of sex is common tactic.

Or she’s just as wasted and was fucking around with him because she was bored sitting in the corner.

You can not believe that Nick was getting a blowie, but to believe he's alone is just false. There's a voice on the recording and he's responding to someone. It's not the first time either.

I don’t think he was getting a blow job or masturbating, but I definitely think there was a woman in the room with him. I think April has been his one person in studio audience for many streams in the past two months or so.

As funny and kino as the blowjob under the desk thing is, it is getting retarded now. It’s really not true and people are hearing what they wanna hear. He’s doing an imitation of DSP jerking off on stream in response to a chat message of furry art, the same person who spams MATI streams with those images. He talks to chat before and after. The idea he got a random BJ for a few seconds even when he was making the jacking off hand motion is implausible.

Kayla (or April I guess, but when I heard the audio of the last few seconds of stream I thought it sounded like Kayla before even seeing anyone speculate) tells him to stop, because it’s gross and she does make disapproving faces at some of his lewd jokes when she’s been on stream so it checks out. That’s it. The “why do you do this, why now” is to chat and in response to the furry inflation porn.

It’s April. Only after the hot tub stream and the introduction of April into the mix did a the presence of another human in the room during his streams start occurring. No way Kayla just started to hang out and fanboy Nick in person while he streams after six years, that’100% “new girlfriend” behavior.

I do believe “Lady Rackets” was sleeping during the stream. If it was actually upstairs in the house is debatable. She might be living in their old house or there is enough room in the current house to have a separate household.

My theory is April was accepted into the household as a new buddy that was in a bad marriage. I don’t think it lasted long and she was soon going after Nick so hard that Kayla would have been alienated even if she was ok with April “swinging” with Nick and her at first.

Swinging is supposed to be sex only, but the emotional bond is only with the spouse. It’s obvious April is far beyond that and probably gunning for Lady Rackets Part 2. Kayla might be okay with a married chick sucking Nick’s dick or doing lezbo shit for him, but not a woman pursuing a relationship while living under their roof.

 

[AnOminous]

Peak moidery, jesus christ. What is it with scrotes and the impulse of tricking their gfs into acts they wouldn't otherwise agree to? That's so demaning and humiliating, I'm trying hard not to alog.

It's not that complicated. She's a repulsive, degraded gutter slut. She was like this well before Nick.

 

[Harm]

Re-examining the "DSP jerkoff" bit, you can hear some bumping and banging in that moment. It might be that people are interpreting it as a result of his jerking motions, but it could also be April bumping into things and moving into position to violate the lawyer.

commentary community is about to pick this up, who do you think will drop the first "The Fall of" video? sunnyV2? Turkey Tom? some other retard?

Tommy probably has someone poorly putting together some script right now for it. It'll gloss over most pertinent details, have a lot of "I don't realy follow this or know much about it!" clarifications, and make the weirdest defenses for Rekieta possible, topped off with a "I hope he gets his life back on track!"

 

[Neetorino]

Now if it were Porsalin doing it, I would say it has a shot at being good erased in a catastrophic computer crash.

FTFY

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

He might have been frightening at his peak if he'd behaved like this, when he wasn't exaggerating too much to call himself "Law Pope." Now it's a sad joke, since he is basically a law bum who looks homeless.

The only "Law Pope" he is now is the dead pope—Pope Formosus—that was dug up, had his cadaver put on trial, and was thrown into the Tiber River.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a time when he would get plastered on stream, and back then it wasn't a normal occurrence, so I would write it off as "perhaps he just had a little too much tonight. I'll bounce for now."

Then it became a more regular occurrence. Then it became part of the regular scheduled program.

The first time I thought this might be problematic (sorry) was when he was really wasted and called Randazza's law partner a faggot basically out of nowhere. Even then, though, he still had the sense to realize that was out of line and apologize for it. Those days are long gone.

 

[Captain Manning]

commentary community is about to pick this up, who do you think will drop the first "The Fall of" video? sunnyV2? Turkey Tom? some other retard?

Honestly, who gives a fuck. I don't expect either to report the full story accurately. Same goes for the rest in that space.

Now if it were Porsalin doing it, I would say it has a shot at being good.

Yeah, Porslin would do a phenomenally good job.

Problem is, because of the quality and care he puts into his videos, you're probably looking at about a year or more of development time. And that's if he starts now.

 

[Goatchoker]

This whole thing has been amazing and equally fucked up.

*If it’s a bj, it wasn’t to completion, she had just started, he uses his left hand to get it out and he’s trying to get hard with the right hand. This is my theory.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick just revealed a few minutes ago that Montegraph is alleging that Rekieta and other lawtubers are engaging in a conspiracy to defame him. I've never heard of this before, so this sounds like behind-closed-doors talks. He said this in response to a question about what would be in discovery.

Monte did reach out to a few other streamers and lawyers in lawtube. For example, FoamerLaw aka Potentially Criminal aka Sean retracted a statement he said about Monte. I don't think it was a conspiracy, just a lot of, "Oh, I heard this somewhere," and when investigated more closely, admissions of, "Oh, the Monte stuff is mostly b.s." Rekieta maybe could have tried this route, but for his swiss cheese brain full of holes.

I'm really worried about the kids now. He is definitely retarded enough to drive drunk in his state.

The kids are already done. Hopefully some turn out ok, but we know Nick likes one of the younger ones because she's a demon just like him. Pity them, if you like, but they have a (diminishing) trust to fall back on. I don't see a bright future, especially with two rudderless parents and now a weirdo family wrecker floating about the house.

Cxum get sum.

Worthy of Shakespeare. Hopefully it gets added to random.txt

Yes. This has been known for over a month. Difference is now it's pretty clear it's April, not Kayla, whereas before that was just my hunch.

See the below post with more information which was posted a little over a month ago, in April. However the first believed appearance of the Corner Demon was on Rekieta's March 22 stream (it may have started before that but was too subtle)




And he wanted the guy to sign an NDA apparently....

Even if it was technically April who asked for an NDA you know where that delusional wetbrained idea came from - the same guy who had dreams of flying down to Florida and taking control of Rumble's corporate strategy while Rumble was trying to let a small to medium sized guaranteed income contract guy down easy

I was skeptical of your analysis, good as it was, at the time. I was obviously wrong. Well done. What a disaster.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Elissa working erver time not only clipping the stream, but everyone else's reactions to it. I wisheth a million dollars upon ye @elb

 

[Squatty Potty]

Nick's 'comedy' is somehow less watchable than DSP's gameplay.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

J. Sean Lemoine is probably out sipping a mint julep in the country club after a relaxing round of golf reading through this thread with a delighted smirk on his face, chuckling to himself through his West Nile-addled throat.



"Oh, Nicholas...time makes fools of us all, but it seems to have chosen you as the court jester. You did not believe in the power of the Sacred Ointment, yet here I stand, still earning an honest living in the noble practice of law, while your body fails you, leaving you with no con sluts. You are beset on all sides by trolls and trollops as your flesh withers and your marriage wilts. In your pride and vanity, you thought you could belittle me to your crowd of philistines, but like the juice of the lemon, those old words have turned sour in your mouth. I won, Nicholas. I won, and your loss has only just begun."

 

[Sharpeteer]

Tommy probably has someone poorly putting together some script right now for it. It'll gloss over most pertinent details, have a lot of "I don't realy follow this or know much about it!" clarifications, and make the weirdest defenses for Rekieta possible, topped off with a "I hope he gets his life back on track!"

A Rekieta "documentary" style video from him would not be great.

>Sends someone to "go get the details in his thread", given a tiny amount of time to research.
> Person only reads current OP (no offense at all to Mindlessobserver, it's just quite outdated now), and the last 20 or so pages.
> "Leave out all the Buffalo Dan stuff. We might get called transphobic or something and get demonetized."
>"He really needs to just fix the lighting and bad camera angles. It would really fix his whole appearance."
>"I talked to Nick Rekieta, and he seems to be doing a lot better since the cokestream a few days ago. I don't believe he is really a bad guy so to speak, at all."
Edit to add: >Also since so much of his downfall revolves around Kiwi Farms, he would have to somehow twist the story to make the site out to be the villain, and make him sound like the victim of our "terrorism." Big YouTuber. Kind of a rule.

Yeah, Porslin would do a phenomenally good job.

Problem is, because of the quality and care he puts into his videos, you're probably looking at about a year or more of development time. And that's if he starts now.

I get why, for relevancy reasons, why waiting that long would be a bad idea in terms of banking off a big story. Honestly I'd be willing to wait though, if it meant getting an absolute banger video.

FTFY

Goddamn you. That was funny.

 

[CHARizard]

Nick's 'comedy' is somehow less watchable than DSP's gameplay.

Its woefully unfunny, I hate to use the term cringe but I have physically cringed at multiple Rekeita moments every time he comes up on MATI.

I would say somebody should stop him before he makes even more of a fool of himself, but he wouldnt be looking like an alcoholic AIDs patient if people around him cared to say so.

 

[AnOminous]

who wants to see some guy having a midlife crisis lose his house and family and all that?

nordicgamer.jpg ME.

Monte did reach out to a few other streamers and lawyers in lawtube. For example, FoamerLaw aka Potentially Criminal aka Sean retracted a statement he said about Monte. I don't think it was a conspiracy, just a lot of, "Oh, I heard this somewhere," and when investigated more closely, admissions of, "Oh, the Monte stuff is mostly b.s." Rekieta maybe could have tried this route, but for his swiss cheese brain full of holes.

I'll note virtually everyone who actually looked at the "evidence" regarding these claims about Monty came to the same conclusion. Except Drinky Rekieta, who has no functioning cerebellum at this point.

The kids are already done. Hopefully some turn out ok, but we know Nick likes one of the younger ones because she's a demon just like him. Pity them, if you like, but they have a (diminishing) trust to fall back on. I don't see a bright future, especially with two rudderless parents and now a weirdo family wrecker floating about the house.

They're probably psychologically fucked thanks to their drunken faggot of a dad and their pilled-out mom being basically utterly useless, but I think Nick's family is well aware of what a fuckup he is and has used some generation-skipping legal voodoo to ensure at least their financial future. So they'll at least have some choice in whether they follow their worthless dad to perdition or choose a better path to avoid ending up like him.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

I think KiwiFarms has unironically become a better D.A.R.E. program.