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I am actually surprised she posted that Luna "walking" video because Luna's legs were straight up getting dragged.
Trainwreck The Empathic Nutritionist / Empathic Mamahood / Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez / Luna Elva Ramirez / Glenn Ramirez / Atlas Glenn Standford Ramirez - Eyefucking Sociopath Selfie Addict Mother and Closeted Gymrat Pothead Father who use Instagram to Parade their Homemade Homunculus Tard Baby Created by their Refusal to Follow any Medical Oversights
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If so, don't worry, so has Robyn.
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Yeah, it looks like her infant stepping reflex has finally been squeezed out of her remaining brain stem.
This does give some hope that Luna may expire on her own in in a year or two, releasing her from a life of horrible pain inflicted by her mother.
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Oh look, Woody’s first (and last) medical check up!
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It never cease to amaze me that they haven't given Buna aspiration pneumonia yet.
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That Horror-movie head turn was pretty terrifying though.
Imagine being Atlas, you wake up in the middle of the night because your sister is seizing beside you, and in the dark you see that horror slowly slowly turning its head to 'look' at you.
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No wonder he wanted his own room.
I think that’s why Robyn posted it though. To all of us it’s a terrifying horror scene, to her it’s cute Buna turning her head to look at mama.
Delusions are so interesting.
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Classic narc only cares about woo that interests her. The ballgame was ritualistic and spiritually important to the Maya as a part of their mythology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Hero_Twins
But I guess pseudoscience like reiki and Healy frequency application are sooooo much more important.
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"This was a stadium where they played a sport"
Lmao let's get less specific now. It's a place where some people somewhere sometimes did stuff.
Lmao let's get less specific now. It's a place where some people somewhere sometimes did stuff.
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Not to mention, she doesn't know the difference between "where" and "were". A child would have done a better job describing that place.
Btw, I get how some forms of PT like the bending and extending of Luna's legs can be helpful but why are they still force-feeding her. My gosh, it's obvious the poor spud will never eat by herself, so wtf is the point? Why does the therapist comply with this insanity? Unless she's trying to help Buna cross to the great potato patch in the sky, I see no point in this.
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It’s this kind of behavior that puts lie to her claiming to be a mother of 3. Nearly every new, first-time mom is going to attempt some kind of high-effort Pinterest art project with her toddler. I did it, every new mother I know has done it at some point. It might not be homemade finger painting, but it’s gonna be some bullshit that sounded like a good idea at the time. And only when you’re scrubbing something sticky or pigmented out of your rug after putting the toddler down for a nap will you realize how little return you got on that initial effort. The toddler will have responded to your carefully-curated and staged activity with all the ingratitude and emotional instability they bring to every situation. It’s a normal stage of life for them. Just save your high-effort ideas for when they are older and you are less likely to end up with property damage and hurt feelings. If you meet them where they are you will BOTH have a better day.
If she were actually a mother of 3 developmentally normal children, she would know by now how pointless that performative shit is. But Atlas is her first child so she’s making all the first-timer mistakes with him.
ETA: I can’t wait until he starts pulling little boy shenanigans on Robyn. Off the top of my head, I know families with sons who:
1. Caught a gopher snake in the yard, brought it inside to show Mommy, got distracted and lost it in the house.
2. Brought the garden hose into their bedroom from the backyard and cranked the faucet up to 11 while Mommy was putting the baby down for a nap.
3. Inhaled a plastic bead and never told anyone, causing months of expensive doctor appointments and medication, only to cough it out one afternoon like it was no big deal.
4. Shoved an acorn up his nose while on a family vacation camping in the backcountry, so far up there that everyone had to pack up and go find an ER.
5. Threw gravel in the air conditioning unit until it catastrophically broke and required a replacement unit.
Robyn is about to discover how her woo mama bullshit only works if you are mothering an immobile baby and a silent, seizing potato slowly dying in the corner.
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That all sounds like shit me and my sister did. If Robyn ever gets the girl she wants so badly, I can't see her reacting well to a girl like that.
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Waiting for two average boys to completely fuck up the house. Say no. Tell her dinner tastes like butt. Fart in each others' faces. Give each other black eyes. Refuse to cooperate in some carefully planned activity.
She wanted a delicate, sweet daughter who mirrored everything and never threw tantrums. Two squirmy, loud, filthy boys were not what she in mind. Glenn better step up to impart the appropriate masculinity.
Luna will remain favorite because Robyn just KNOWS she would never do anything like these boys.
ETA: can't spell
She wanted a delicate, sweet daughter who mirrored everything and never threw tantrums. Two squirmy, loud, filthy boys were not what she in mind. Glenn better step up to impart the appropriate masculinity.
Luna will remain favorite because Robyn just KNOWS she would never do anything like these boys.
ETA: can't spell
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Ask the delivery driver if they “want to see my wee-nah (wiener through a toddler speech impediment)?”
Treat parochial pre-school to an original composition about their wee-nah, complete with a dance.
Of course, her kids probably won’t see school, so…
Treat parochial pre-school to an original composition about their wee-nah, complete with a dance.
Of course, her kids probably won’t see school, so…
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Not for Luna, but for other kids that have some level of consciousness you might try something like this just for enjoying the flavour/texture of food even if they will never get their nutrition by mouth (of course weighing up the risks of aspiration).
If any of you have a kid that does this, you can try this trick before you head to Emergency: close off the 'open' nostril with a finger, and blow hard into the kid's mouth (like you're giving them CPR, have a good seal around their mouth). The air pressure will go up and push out the foreign body.
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I am laughing so hard at this holy shit.
I can't wait for Atlas and Oak to get up to some ridiculous shenanigans like these and for Robyn to have no idea what the fuck to do about any of it.
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6. Took a 14 year old to the pediatrician for a sore throat only for the doc to look in his ear and tell his mom that there is something foreign lodged in there. Quick questioning of TEENAGER is met with shrugs, confusion, denial and incredulity. Doctor shows mom - indeed: small green plastic thing in ear. More shrugs from teenager. Much panic, many hours, numerous copays later to have them pull out a green airsoft pellet that dingus probably rolled over on in bed. (Sore throat was apparently a red herring)
7. PreK-aged child takes off shoe (and sock) one evening to show mom and mom's BFF a blister on his toe. Pulls nondescript metal teaspoon out of shoe nonchalantly. Mom asks how long spoon has been there and where it came from. Child admits to pilfering it at breakfast from the cafeteria at his church-based daycare and says he's been walking on it all day because it feels neat. Mentions that blister is unrelated to spoon. Puts spoon back in shoe, sock back on foot and foot back in shoe before skipping away to play with the neighborhood kids. Mom surmised that the daycare probably would not like to have the spoon back. The spoon was never mentioned or seen again.
8. Older-elementary-aged child would repeatedly get mouthfuls of water from kitchen water cooler (ala Chunk from The Goonies) only to run across the house to spit it into the goldfish tank.
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Holy shit the spoon in the shoe is making me laugh so hard.
Can't wait till Robyn's boys decide it's a good idea to take playdoh and smoosh it into every keyhole that they can find in the house. Or to put a frog in the freezer to see if it will unthaw and hop away because they saw it on the nature channel. (Protip. It probably won't). Or to dig a huge ass hole in the backyard because they wanted to build an underground fort...
Can't wait till Robyn's boys decide it's a good idea to take playdoh and smoosh it into every keyhole that they can find in the house. Or to put a frog in the freezer to see if it will unthaw and hop away because they saw it on the nature channel. (Protip. It probably won't). Or to dig a huge ass hole in the backyard because they wanted to build an underground fort...
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Or Pee everywhere like senior cats when they discover they can direct the flow...