Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

this was in the comments on one of those "block Dylan Mulvaney" posts that I just saw

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Even if you're stupid enough to be an handmaiden or a Hamasmaiden, how does typing something like this out not give you pause and force you to confront the shallowness of your values?
 
If you've never been to the Edinburgh Fringe, this is not as big a deal as it may appear. There are many shows in Edinburgh during the season and there's more than a few that fail to sell any tickets.
Yeah, there are literally hundreds of venues, thousands of shows and anyone can get in. You get students, amateur theatre groups and I’ve even seen schools take shows up there.
 
Yeah, there are literally hundreds of venues, thousands of shows and anyone can get in. You get students, amateur theatre groups and I’ve even seen schools take shows up there.
Anything is a venue too. Any pub, club or bar that would usually do an open mic night or karaoke night outside the festival will turn into a Fringe venue.
 
I swear people are overcompensating when they say Dylan used to be handsome. It's telling because the wording is often could have been handsome. It's like when all mothers call their little boys that unless the kid has the wrong number of chromosomes, he's not much different besides the botched nose job. Let's be honest, he was average at best in still pictures, just because he was a skinny homo who doesn't do sports doesn't make him a twink and there are better looking whole Marines out there who also have nosedived into troonery to throw what they had away. Dylan's just blooming into the weird little gay weed with a huge mouth he always would be, he just had to slap on the wig and pronouns to make money off of it and promos with Lady Gaga.
 
It doesn't? I'm not that well-versed in gay culture, but I thought twink was basically any skinny, effeminate gay man.
No, it generally implies being actually attractive and not looking like a horror show. It helps to look underage too. It does not involve looking like a poorly aging bridge troll.
 
We all know that if he were just some twink on Broadway like he used to be, he wouldn't be climbing that social ladder as successfully as he has been post-"girlhood."

Him trooning out made him famous, and everyone's reactions feed his narcissistic supply.

He's not a woman ... He's not even trans ... He's a narcissistic walking, talking, singing, and dancing minstrel show. Anyone who applauds him is a grade-A moron.
 
It doesn't? I'm not that well-versed in gay culture, but I thought twink was basically any skinny, effeminate gay man.
To have the dubious honor of being a twink you have to look like Bjorn Anderson in his most iconic role (I hate to say that, because he was a 14 year old which was a huge problem he himself was disgusted by and he couldn't wait to age out of it). Not necessarily actually underage, but a twink has to be PRETTY in a jailbait way or like those long haired emo boyband members for girls.
 
Go to LA and you'll see younger gay guys that are 18+ but are appealing to pedos by looking much younger than that. No signs of any body or facial hair with some looking like children on the extreme end. Its really creepy but none of them look anything like Dylan.

I went back to his old Broadway era and dude was already 22 going on 32. The crows eye wrinkles were already starting to set in plus a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. Normally you can just throw botox at the problem to buy several more years but given that theatre was his thing at the time, you can't just freeze your face for a career that requires you to be overly expressive. Realistically his only marketable dating avenue left was to hit the gym and get jacked or be an annoying faggot for the rest of his life. Dylan is just more proof that ugly men troon out because they're too lazy and don't have anything left to pivot to.

Pre-troon Dylan looks more like Nick Fuentes than Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland.
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Go to LA and you'll see younger gay guys that are 18+ but are appealing to pedos by looking much younger than that. No signs of any body or facial hair with some looking like children on the extreme end. Its really creepy but none of them look anything like Dylan.

I went back to his old Broadway era and dude was already 22 going on 32. The crows eye wrinkles were already starting to set in plus a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. Normally you can just throw botox at the problem to buy several more years but given that theatre was his thing at the time, you can't just freeze your face for a career that requires you to be overly expressive. Realistically his only marketable dating avenue left was to hit the gym and get jacked or be an annoying faggot for the rest of his life. Dylan is just more proof that ugly men troon out because they're too lazy and don't have anything left to pivot to.

Pre-troon Dylan looks more like Nick Fuentes than Timothee Chalamet or Tom Holland.
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Nick Fuentes has to be the most closeted angry incel since Elliot Rodger.
That shit he does with his wrists is comical beyond belief, and that video with him giving puppy eyes to that fucking catboy Kami faggot is fucking priceless. Just shows what a Cult AF is that they still try to deny their Puhrrer's obvious catamite status.
 
His tragedy is that he could have been quite successful among certain women who are into bishonen. Never underestimate what women can find attractive and will "ship".
Nick Fuentes has to be the most closeted angry incel since Elliot Rodger.
That shit he does with his wrists is comical beyond belief, and that video with him giving puppy eyes to that fucking catboy Kami faggot is fucking priceless. Just shows what a Cult AF is that they still try to deny their Puhrrer's obvious catamite status.
Fuentes/Dylan OTP
 
Well, looks like Dyldo has Cameos you can buy.....and a GOPer in North Dakota did that to troll his opponent. I'm too lazy to find out how much he charges for a Cameo,

(Also looks like Dyldo doesn't know a RINO from a rhino. Dead serious.)

Eh, $20 is $20, right??
I found a copy of it in this commentator's video and on paper the link should go to the timestamp where Dyldo starts, I'm trying to find the original to put it in but am struggling to find it.
 
Well, looks like Dyldo has Cameos you can buy.....and a GOPer in North Dakota did that to troll his opponent. I'm too lazy to find out how much he charges for a Cameo,

(Also looks like Dyldo doesn't know a RINO from a rhino. Dead serious.)

Eh, $20 is $20, right??

There are people in North Dakota who know who/what Dilly IS?

Even in New Jersey he's just a "Huh?"
 
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