Paper Mario Series

[Gene Shalit]

The desecration of classic video games is tragic, but not unexpected in a time of cultural decline. Of course, it's exclusively for Switch, a platform with lesser longevity than the Gamecube, home of the original. Gamecube was a well engineered game console, and rarely do you hear about broken or malfunctioning ones, including their controllers, even to this day. Emulation for the console has very low system requirements, and tends to perform outstandingly well, even supporting those Wii U controller adapters, should you want to use your childhood controller.

The Switch version, on the other hand, includes unwanted propaganda, and must be played with controllers notorious for a swath of problems, mostly centering around their fragility. But such a situation is to be expected in these dark days, where reputation is built not by providing a quality product, but by an army of unpaid shills participating in the influencer rat race that overwhelms gaming communities.

Vivian's gay faggot bullshit is one of many symptoms of an overwhelming, nightmarish disease infecting our lives. I simply do not choose to participate, and I have no interest in buying Nintendo products until the disease has been cured.

 

[VidMasterEon]

Have some self awareness you fucking faggot. You do care and that’s plain to see. The question then becomes how much do you care? If you’re honest and just want to laugh at a shitshow be honest and say it. Otherwise you are a delusional retard who thinks his post on a lolcow forum will spark real change

I am terribly sorry for your learned helplessness but i dont bend over and take it up the ass
Due to our bitching we were able to get a translation that turned a crossdressing boy into a transexual reprinted as well as an apology from the publisher

Localizers have never been able to live this down

What am i doing complaining about it on a lolcow gossip forum? To rally the people here who arent blackpill bedwetters into fighting back
Power isnt what you have it is what your enemy thinks you hae

Always show fight

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I am terribly sorry for your learned helplessness but i dont bend over and take it up the ass
Due to our bitching we were able to get a translation that turned a crossdressing boy into a transexual reprinted as well as an apology from the publisher
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Localizers have never been able to live this down

What am i doing complaining about it on a lolcow gossip forum? To rally the people here who arent blackpill bedwetters into fighting back
Power isnt what you have it is what your enemy thinks you hae

Always show fight

“It’s okay now the tranny was just a cross dresser originally”
I mean good on clapping back but pick your battles dude.
A lot of these paper Mario chimp outs could’ve been easily avoided if some Jap writer didn’t feel the need to add his femboy fetish into a children’s game.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I find it peculiar because, america now (unlike the 2000s) when it came out, EVERYONE has heard of traps and the like, and a trap charecter would be better recieved anyway...so why not just have vivian as a trap?

Is this because the faggots who say trap is a slur?

Or is it the faggots that say all traps are actually trans?

This.

And: Traps are explicitly sexual (which is true), while troons are totally ok to have around children, because they’re just normal people like you and me.

Boomers actually believe this.

 

[Nobunaga]

Next goycube remake coming up

Super Mario Troonshine,
Instead of waterjet you get Homebrewed HRT Jet to shoot troonshine at confused teens

Il Piantissimo, proto troon
Yay or nay?

 

[Industrial Waste Grinder]

What am i doing complaining about it on a lolcow gossip forum? To rally the people here who arent blackpill bedwetters into fighting back
Power isnt what you have it is what your enemy thinks you hae

>An anime speech about the glorious fight to save your toys

You know what, I'm back to being on the side of the gaymers. Vidya is a powerful form of contraception with the added benefits of bread+circus.
Gamer rights are human rights

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I am terribly sorry for your learned helplessness but i dont bend over and take it up the ass
Due to our bitching we were able to get a translation that turned a crossdressing boy into a transexual reprinted as well as an apology from the publisher
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Localizers have never been able to live this down

What am i doing complaining about it on a lolcow gossip forum? To rally the people here who arent blackpill bedwetters into fighting back
Power isnt what you have it is what your enemy thinks you hae

Always show fight

>An anime speech about the glorious fight to save your toys
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You know what, I'm back to being on the side of the gaymers. Vidya is a powerful form of contraception with the added benefits of bread+circus.
Gamer rights are human rights

You’re both faggots.

 

[Cairo The Farsighted Clam]

>An anime speech about the glorious fight to save your toys
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You know what, I'm back to being on the side of the gaymers. Vidya is a powerful form of contraception with the added benefits of bread+circus.
Gamer rights are human rights

For what it's worth, I highly doubt that the aggressively pseudo-apathetic and snarky disapproval of someone willing to post on Kiwifarms is going to convince anyone that complaining about or criticizing a video game is a bad idea.

 

[Day of the Cope]

>An anime speech about the glorious fight to save your toys
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You know what, I'm back to being on the side of the gaymers. Vidya is a powerful form of contraception with the added benefits of bread+circus.
Gamer rights are human rights

The fact you feel the need to include a fucking soyjak image with seemingly every post tells me more about you than anything you could type out.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

So let's put together a list of everything needed to be changed in order to make this an actual tolerable remaster with mods:
-60 FPS patch
-revised script
-remove the shitty undertale voice blips
-boost the color saturation a little
-this one isn't necessary but it would be cool: remake the soundtrack that sounds closer to the original but with a bit more flare and neat additions that make it sound like a "remaster" to these tracks.

Anything else in the realm of modding?

Making the sets not look like cheap paper bullshit would be one.

 

[Markorian]

You think you hate Nintendo of America enough, but you don't.

 

[Brutality]

I sincerely don’t understand this argument. The fact that it’s a children’s game is exactly why putting troonshit in it is so egregious. One of several reasons, at least.

I always thought Nintendo would be one of the last bastions free from tranny shit infecting their games but here we fucking are

 

[Industrial Waste Grinder]

to convince anyone that complaining about or criticizing a video game is a bad idea.

Wasn't really the point at all. Everyone that's crying about a gay ghost in a children's game should go express their disapproval at the company who made the decision, then come here to cry into the void rally the troops and show the enemy that you're not going to take it in the ass or whatever the anime hero said.

Lol, you're a big gay baby that's mad about a gay ghost in a children's toy.

 

[Two Dollars]

The people here getting mad over a Mario remake being crap are just as dumb as the troons implementing their fuckery into nu media. Nintendo has been dead in the water for years. Stop supporting these garbage game companies and pirate the classics.

Their current console is a few months, maybe a year tops, away from becoming the highest selling console of all time. That’s about as far from “dead in the water” as you can get.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Big talk for an account less than five days old. I’m sure the people who spend time collating and condensing years of tomfoolery so others can more easily get a laugh would disagree with you that those things don’t matter.

If there is one thing that I have learned on this forum, is that there are spiteful, vindicitive people out there who wake up every morning, pour themselves a cup of coffee, and then get down to the grind of their everyday existence. Which is to make the world a shitty place for everyone else, because they derive pleasure, possibly even sexual pleasure, from the idea that they ruined someone elses day. It doesn't matter what the medium is, doesn't matter where it is. Centuries ago, these people would have been bully boys for the inquisition. Today we call them "SJW"'s. At a fundamental level the ideology is immaterial to these people. What matters is that it gives them the power to do what they want, and make everyone else agree with it.

It must be opposed always, and in any form it appears. Be it the halls of congress, or a children's TV show.

So since this is the video game thread, I will quote a video game. "Battlefleet Gothic"

"It is said Heresy is like a tree. It's roots grow in darkness, while it's leaves wave in the sun. You can cut away the branches, level it to the ground, and still it will grow again. Ever stronger. Some may question my right to consign 10 billion souls to the fire. But those who truly understand know that I have no right to let them live. No sacrifice is too great. No treachery too small."

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

piggybacking off of this to add another point to any normies who may be lurking here - PLEASE stop letting these sick losers gaslight you into thinking you're a "nostalgia-poisoned manchild" for simply having the ability to compare and contrast the industry you grew up with and noticed an obvious decline in quality thereof. We all know what we're instinctually looking for in games - passion, innovation, quality, consistency and delivery on expectations (these last two are important here). This is not hard!
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^People like this MAKE it hard, which is why we need to constantly combat misinformation and constantly combat the narrative presented to us by the industry!

>those chuds just ignored what the Japanese said
THE JAPANESE SAY VIVIAN WAS A MAN, I AM TIRED OF TROON GASLIGHTING

 

[Wherethereisawhip]

I always thought Nintendo would be one of the last bastions free from tranny shit infecting their games but here we fucking are

It won't be until Treehouse can be uprooted, along with the many other localizers.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Due to our bitching we were able to get a translation that turned a crossdressing boy into a transexual reprinted as well as an apology from the publisher
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Localizers have never been able to live this down

Comparing some random fuck visual novel to SUPER MARIO is pure delusion. The magnitude of people needed to pull this off naturally like this is beyond comprehension.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Wasn't really the point at all. Everyone that's crying about a gay ghost in a children's game should go express their disapproval at the company who made the decision, then come here to cry into the void rally the troops and show the enemy that you're not going to take it in the ass or whatever the anime hero said.

Lol, you're a big gay baby that's mad about a gay ghost in a children's toy.

Since you seem so desperate on seeing it as such, why do you want children to be groomed with tranny propaganda?

 

[Two Dollars]

I always thought Nintendo would be one of the last bastions free from tranny shit infecting their games but here we fucking are

This thread moves so fast no one will see me doubleposting.
They were one of the last bastions. Sony, Microsoft, and most of big AAAs have been infected for years. Nintendo was late to increasing game prices from $50 to $60, then DLC, then patches, then microtransactions, then paid online, then identity politics, then going from $60 to $70, and now transgenderism.