Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

Another small youtuber mining some salt.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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[Father Balldo]

Stupid Eric July NIGGER offering to help Rekieta... who the FUCK does he think he is? It's bad enough he already does demented shit like produce comic books in a timely fashion but this? This is BEYOND fucked up!

 

[Captain Manning]

Lets check in on the locals balldowashers!
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No bully the stressed guy!
Oh and Eric July is the biggest asshole involved.

LOL.

Don't worry, they are gonna go back to feeling extra stupid again when they don't get those 14 Locals streams by the end of the month. They are probably just overjoyed that Lord Rekieta stopped by today and said like three things to the peasants.

And honestly, if they weren't fucking dumbasses, they would be encouraging Nick to seek help like July is suggesting. Do they really think things are gonna get better absent rehab?

 

[AnOminous]

unreal how the news that rekieta lost his appeal happened 100 pages ago.

I've never seen an absolute felting like this. I didn't think he could outdo getting catfished by some fat 40 year old dude.

He obviously needs to seek rehab, repent and get right with god and his family, apologize to his fans for the way he has behaved and acknowledge the problems he’s been facing, and then get back to making content and providing for said family without the booze.

Not even Christian, but nigga needs some serious Jesus.

The funniest thing is that since he is so drunk and unintelligible that most people go with the balanced opinion that he just jacked off on stream.

Tbh DSP literally actually jacking off on an accidental livestream was less pathetic than whatever it is Nick did, whether it was getting his cock sucked by a coke whore under the roof where his kids also sleep, jacking off, or pretending to jack off.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Oh and Eric July is the biggest asshole involved.

Eric: I will LITERALLY PAY for Nick to go to rehab because he's so obviously messed up!

Delusional Nick Super Fan: HOW DARE YOU!

 

[victor lasagna]

Like most people, Aaron lacks Nick's overweening arrogance, unshakable self-confidence, and rabid contrarianess. He's capable of learning from mistakes, growing, changing, adapting. Nick always thinks he's the smartest man in the room, even when he's dead drunk.

People were pleading with Nick on last night's stream to stop what he's doing, and Nick just flashed that smug, ghoulish grin and said no. Unlike Aaron, he'd rather be dead than admit fault and change his ways.

I get where you are coming from, especially if you aren't familiar with the deeply retarded STMS/Imholte lore. It seems like he is turning the corner on comically evil person at this point, Rekieta.

But lets remember how he got here. He's a pathological liar that tore apart his family of three and pregnant wife to shack up with a home wrecker like April. His parents disowned him, not the ex-wife. He then proceeded to bring this valve painter in as a host and claimed she had great radio chops. She never shipped any of the promised goods to listeners, just ripping them off as Aaron denied it. As her drug use became obvious, he instructed his 64 mods (yea, thats right 64) to ban anyone that used the words "April" and "drugs". After she disappeared, he claimed she was doing fine, was at home and the trolls and women haters chased her from the internet. After the divorce became clear, he claimed to be a "narcissist", only to come back the next day and said the therapist laughed him out of the room when he brought up NPD potentially. So hes totally cured now! This week, he hanging around a married neighbor all through the night while the husband is gone and telling her "i wish i could clone you but not married". Great example for his daughters.

Let's be real. He is jealous and filled with rage about the fact this no-good trust fund kid just took his property. He's emasculated in front of his audience as a man. He resents Nick, but not for the right reasons. That doesn't mean lots of LOLs cant be milked when Nick's outlandish clownish behavior forces him to drop the blackmail on him. But lets not make him a hero. Hes a scumbag.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Lets check in on the locals balldowashers!
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Oh and Eric July is the biggest asshole involved.

That's unreal. I can at least understand Dax saying all the things he does - he doesn't mean anything he says, and just wants to laugh at people when they're down... and excuses exploitation of kids in movies.

Awhile back when the question came up, I said Ralph's fans were more retarded than Rekieta's. I'd like to change my answer to the other one.

 

[AnOminous]

The DSP of the new, modern, lolcow era if you will.

DSP has won in court more than Nick.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is Nick the one true lolcow? The one that shall inherit every aspect of every lolcow upon himself?

I think the Magichan Demon is just getting stronger with every host. Chris taught it that people on the internet like to laugh at retards, Ralph taught it that people on the internet really like laughing at drunken retards and now it knows people really really like laughing at a drunken retard wearing a Balldo. Probably just figured out the DSP fap technique by hearing Rackets talk about it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Rehab is very expensive too, so Eric offering to pay for it says a lot.

But Dax said Nick is 100% fine and Eric July is a poopyhead, so fuck that I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

Every frame a painting.

I wonder if you could feed these into a training model and have it output them Disco Elysium oil painting style.

I mean dude will soon be arguing with his tie Balldo.

 

[Sharpeteer]

DSP has won in court more than Nick.

Say all the bad things you want about Phil and I will probably agree with them. But that chapter 7 bankruptcy win was so fucking glorious.

Getting one over on the government, and all those creditors/lenders for six figures. That is amazing, and I will never not congratulate him for that.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Rehab is very expensive too, so Eric offering to pay for it says a lot.

Parse July's tweet again. He's saying he'd pay for some of it, sort of a challenge to all of Nick's other 'friends' putting them on the spot.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Let's be real. He is jealous and filled with rage about the fact this no-good trust fund kid just took his property. He resents Nick, but not for the right reasons. That doesn't mean lots of LOLs can be milked when Nick's outlandish clownish behavior forces him to drop the blackmail on him. But lets not make him a hero. Hes a scumbag.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to defend Aaron in any way. (All of these people are scumbags.) All I'm saying is that Aaron is a normal, scummy person who has enough common sense to jump off of a sinking ship. Whereas Nick is this weird, mutant narcissist who would rather keep doing something even if any normal person could see that it would mean total disaster for them simply out of arrogance and contrarian stubbornness. Nick is uniquely self-destructive.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So a black guy offers to free rehab services despite Nick's associations with groomers & pedophiles he's the biggest asshole while white counterparts are begging him to continue drinking?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He just put his arm down under the table and made it look like he was jerking off then made this face. Metokur then posted "Ah the cameras on... been on the whole time"

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Just a quick-and-dirty shitpost.

 

[AnOminous]

Dax is fucking laughing his ass off at the carnage this will inflict on Nick and his family. He pushes literally everyone he ever comes into contact that is too naive and stupid to take him seriously to self destruction.

I used to think he was a charming asshole. Then I thought he was just an asshole. Apparently, though, he's a flat-out psychopath, even though he's too weak to harm anyone other than anyone stupid enough to trust him.

 

[Fapcop]

Was going to make some more thirstposts about Kayla and April, but then I noticed something interesting, so I’ll go for that one instead…

A rather interesting comment that Steeltoe liked:



IMHO: Take it with a grain of salt…. Or as confirmation from Aaron that Nick got his own little Baldo harem/duo going.

 

[Harm]

Say all the bad things you want about Phil and I will probably agree with them. But that chapter 7 bankruptcy win was so fucking glorious.

Getting one over on the government, and all those creditors/lenders for six figures. That is amazing, and I will never not congratulate him for that.

He expertly found a loophole that favored his extremely obscure financial predicament and finessed the legal system all while taking in his biggest strings of donations in his entire career. How anyone can hate him for that always baffled me.

Ruh-kye-ta was arguably around his prime then and he got Phil's bankruptcy dead wrong.

Was going to make some more thirstposts about Kayla and April, but then I noticed something interesting, so I’ll go for that one instead…

A rather interesting comment that Steeltoe liked:

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IMHO: Take it with a grain of salt…. Or as confirmation from Aaron that Nick got his own little Baldo harem/duo going.

Aaron can't help himself and he's going to spill the beans before the year is over. This is all so enthralling!