Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Edilg]

IMHO: Take it with a grain of salt…. Or as confirmation from Aaron that Nick got his own little Baldo harem/duo going

Good lord. Imagine being his kids. They have to know this is fucked.

Rekieta is like those people who win the lottery and are broke and destroyed/dead after a couple years.

 

[Truly Rural]

So a black guy offers to free rehab services despite Nick's associations with groomers & pedophiles he's the biggest asshole while white counterparts are begging him to continue drinking?

Erik is closer to God of Christianity than Nick ever was, that much is obvious.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

Considering the circumstances, is it too late to pull up? My man has lost the fucking plot.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Lets check in on the locals balldowashers!
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No bully the stressed guy!
Oh and Eric July is the biggest asshole involved.

"I will fully pay for any help this guy needs because I don't want to see a family man go or his family go through this"
HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!!!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

My assumption is that April has no long term prospects, this is her shot to get some financial security for at least a portion of her life - she will try to get knocked up by Nick just to have access to some of that trust fund money for the next 18 years.

100% Does she have any kids? Wouldn’t surprise me if we discovered some kid she lost custody a decade ago. But if she doesn’t then she is definitely gunning for baby mama of some guy with money.

Would not even surprise me if the epic meltdown of the last month is due to a surprise pregnancy announcement! But if it hasn’t happened yet, it will. I don’t see Nick using condoms and I wouldn’t trust April to be honest about using birth control reliably.

Did Aaron ever mention April wanting to have a baby? I’d bet she told him she didn’t want kids, same with Nick, because Aaron was done at 3, and Nick very done with 5. Only baby April would get with either was a “oops” baby. No divorced middle age guys want a new baby with the new fun younger girlfriend.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Steel Toe has been live for about 10 minutes. Looks like he is still going, just finished doing an impression of Nick that wasn't flattering.

Edit: he is starting to get pissed and dissing Rekieta

 

[Nate Higgers]

Moment in history: the exact time that kino casino figures out that april is sucking rackets' dick under the table. They boosted the audio and could hear his belt and her making gluck gluck sounds.

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Kino Casino is doing audio analysis of the Nick jerk off clip, some of these noises, plus him seemingly talking to someone under his desk table has me almost convinced

Yea. Undoubtedly that it was April under the table sucking him off. The flaming wreckage that will inevitably come of this is going to be amazing.

I'm 100% team blowjob, hand movements and his fucking face make so much more sense now.
I was unaware of the degenerate harem shit going on until the end of KC.

"why are you doing this, why now?" Unreal, Jim at least wasn't a raging has been alcoholic when he did this shit

The evidence is totally convincing. She was sucking him off.

So basically I was vindicated after all and my “schizo theory” actually wasn’t too outlandish

 

[Evilronald]

100% Does she have any kids? Wouldn’t surprise me if we discovered some kid she lost custody a decade ago. But if she doesn’t then she is definitely gunning for baby mama of some guy with money.

Would not even surprise me if the epic meltdown of the last month is due to a surprise pregnancy announcement! But if it hasn’t happened yet, it will. I don’t see Nick using condoms and I wouldn’t trust April to be honest about using birth control reliably.

Did Aaron ever mention April wanting to have a baby? I’m sure Aaron was done at 3, and Nick very done with 5. Only baby April would get with either was a “oops” baby. No divorced middle age guys want a new baby with the new fun girlfriend.

Nick is rich and has family money. This would be like the stripper that got Hunter Biden to knock her up.

 

[Burn It All Down]

I hope Dax gets everything coming to him. Dax wouldn't even have Eric offering help were he in the same situation. So, it's no surprise that he's acting this way. He wouldn't get help, so he'll make sure Nick doesn't get any either.

 

[Harm]

"Goddam fucking Holocaust bodied frame"

Holy shit, Aaron is roasting him.

"You're literally watching a man rot, and problem is he thinks he's too smart and he has to attack people who tell him this."

Oh my God, I can't transcribe it fast enough, he's destroying him.

"You've got five fucking kids, quit fucking around, and get your goddam shit together. Y'know, money masks a lot of shit, but it can't buy a new soul!"

This is going to be clipped hard.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Aaron can't help himself and he's going to spill the beans before the year is over. This is all so enthralling!

At this rate it'll be before the end of the month

 

[Fapcop]

Say all the bad things you want about Phil and I will probably agree with them. But that chapter 7 bankruptcy win was so fucking glorious.

Getting one over on the government, and all those creditors/lenders for six figures. That is amazing, and I will never not congratulate him for that.

This is such a dumb take, you should be embarrassed, brother.

He didn’t get one over the government, they’ll keep sucking down those money for back taxes. And add interest.

The banks? They likely got all their money back on all the interest they charged him on the cards before the bankruptcy. The rest, they’ll pass on to consumers like you and I.

Praising someone for a bankruptcy, is like boasting about someone’s endurance because they walked 60 feet to a bus stop.

You fill out a form and wait until your paperwork is in line to get stamped by some fat, negress judge. And in Phil’s case, he didn’t even do that but hired a lawyer.

He expertly found a loophole that favored his extremely obscure financial predicament and finessed the legal system all while taking in his biggest strings of donations in his entire career. How anyone can hate him for that always baffled me.

Could we stop with this retardation fellas?

Nobody “finessed” anything. Nobody “found a loophole”, that any nigger with expensive rims or white trash hillbilly with a Mustang doesn’t already use.

There’s a whole system in place for retards who can’t manage their finances. All you need to do is fill out some paperwork and daddy government goes: “Ok! You’re clearly incapable of adulting. Let’s wipe all that debt on to people who can, so you can start over, and need to wait five years to get a credit card again”

Some people go through several bankruptcies, that’s how hard this “loophole” is to find.

Ruh-kye-ta was arguably around his prime then and he got Phil's bankruptcy dead wrong.

In Nick’s defense his opinion was based on the law and how the system is actually supposed to work.

Being a trust fund kid with little real life experience outside of boozing, he doesn’t know that there are judges who don’t give a f, and just sit and stamp these every day.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

From what I remember, he was going from lawtuber to lawtuber, sucking there dick in chat, trying to get a wrench. He did it to Shaun/Potentially Crminal, who shut him down hard because of cgoody being a dick in the past. Edit: The same thing also happened with spectre also going around sucking off various lawtubers, shaun also shot him down, with spectre being idignant cuz they played r6Siege together once

Cgoody was a wrench for legalbytes for a bit but lost it cuz he kept creeping on her. He raged about it for a while. It was funny.

 

[Harm]

At this rate it'll be before the end of the month

Make it the end of the day, he's already tearing him a new asshole on stream.

Nobody “finessed” anything. Nobody “found a loophole”, that any nigger with expensive rims or white trash hillbilly with a Mustang doesn’t already use.

Realizing he could count his WWE Champions addiction as a "legitimate business expense" as a gaming streamer, even if he's NEVER going to utilize it in his content, was beautifully played and I will die on that hill.

 

[Burn It All Down]

At this rate it'll be before the end of the month

I totally get the appeal of soap operas now. This is some primo drama. I'd call It "The Drunk and the Degenerate."

 

[Fapcop]

Rehab is very expensive too, so Eric offering to pay for it says a lot.

But Dax said Nick is 100% fine and Eric July is a poopyhead, so fuck that I guess.

Guess he doesn’t know that Nick was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and never has to worry about money.

Still, nice of him I guess.

Aaron made it sound like Nick has some drug/party friends, and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

Druggies, especially wealthy ones, usually have a posse “hanging out” with them, trying to set their beaks in shit that falls off the table.

 

[Large Rodent]

Please, those watching Aaron live, continue to give us updates, I can't watch the live felting! Please, God, let Aaron continue to shit on Nick and eventually start airing out some of that dirty laundry

 

[Fapcop]

Make it the end of the day, he's already tearing him a new asshole on stream.


Realizing he could count his WWE Champions addiction as a "legitimate business expense" as a gaming streamer, even if he's NEVER going to utilize it in his content, was beautifully played and I will die on that hill.

Again: He hired a lawyer.

This magical hack that Phil did, is also available to you! Just saying

 

[Harm]

Please, those watching Aaron live, continue to give us updates, I can't watch the live felting! Please, God, let Aaron continue to shit on Nick and eventually start airing out some of that dirty laundry

He did a full on Nick impersonation, index finger on face, and mocked Nick's fake religious superiority.

"I kinda got treated like a fucking pariah and an idiot, an asshole, a monster, what are some other names I got called? ... Sorry, I guess I took away fun time!"

 

[sum ting wong]

Aaron said Nick and Kayla took April and Aaron to Pure Pleasure (sex shop) for Aprils birthday because they wanted to buy her something lmao. Totally not swingers!