Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhimsicalTrolli]

NDAS!?!

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

When Nick gets piss drunk, braindead high, and pops a BlueChew to fuck April live on-stream because "I don't care anymore and that fucker Aaron called me small," and gets his channel nuked...

That Lolcow Award better come in pure platinum.

It’ll be a novelty trophy where the top unscrews to reveal a hidden flask of makers mark with a Lagavuilin 30 year label slapped onto it.

 

[Truly Rural]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Asked if he was looking at the corner demon, Aaron pointed at the empty portion of the stream where the co-host would sit and said the corner demon would be there, "or under the desk".

 

[Harm]

"People are loving you in Nick's Kiwi thread."

Well, I don't know if we constitute "people," but Aaron says he knows better than to trust us. He's marginally smarter than most lolcows.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is the reason why estate trusts like the one his grandfather setup exist. He'd have killed himself decades ago through drugs, reckless activities, or aids if he'd been given access to unlimited cash.

They're called "generation-skipping trusts." They're a very, very old tool of dynastic wealth to ensure that people like Nick don't ruin the entire family.

 

[Kurohige]

Nick is pro life.

[Crack] Baby #6 might just flip the switch on that final moral.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Aaron is full of shit. Kayla showed constant disdain for him. Watch the hot tub stream. Aaron even admits she hates him.

His constant response to trolls saying "April is fucking other guys" was to reframe that they meant "Aaron and April are swinging and Aaron is scoring tons of puss". It's a bullshit cope for the fact hes been totally emasculated by his wife saying he doesn't make her cum and then ditching him for another guy.

This is cope. You assume women have sex with men for purely altruistic reasons and that they could never willingly have sex for any other reason. Bro, "hate fucking" is a term for a reason. A cuckolded wife will absolutely have sex with a man she hates if its done as an act of sexual dominance over her retarded husband and his side job. Especially if it means she gets to fuck the husband of the woman who is being fucked by her husband.

I swear, the biggest sin of the current age is forgoing actually teaching the children the universal truth of man's fallen nature. How can we reach these Keeds?

 

[JCDenthog]

Hell hath no fury like a cuckold scorned

 

[McMitch]

Yeah, he's cringe.
There's a desperation to him that's very off-putting.
"PLEASE, WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME?"
"PLEASE JUST BE MY FRIEND!"

We probably all know the type.

He would come across as less pathetic if he were vomiting out the details of him swinging with the Rekeitas in between bouts of sobbing. This whole performance is cringe and gay and 100% explains why he was passed over for a position on a Midwest pop rock station for a woman.

 

[break these cuffs]

This is cope. You assume women have sex with men for purely altruistic reasons and that they could never willingly have sex for any other reason. Bro, "hate fucking" is a term for a reason. A cuckolded wife will absolutely have sex with a man she hates if its done as an act of sexual dominance over her retarded husband and his side job. Especially if it means she gets to fuck the husband of the woman who is being fucked by her husband.

This is getting more confusing than one of Nick's jokes.

 

[not william stenchever]

Especially if it means she gets to fuck the husband of the woman who is being fucked by her husband.

In circumstances like these everyone gets fucked.

Alternatively:

This is getting more confusing than one of Nick's jokes.

I can't tell who's fucking who anymore.

All we know for sure is when Nick goes down to pure pleasure a stranger fucks him in the ass.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

I can't believe that Jersh has to do a second person stream on Rekieta this week.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Aaron is full of shit. Kayla showed constant disdain for him. Watch the hot tub stream. Aaron even admits she hates him.

Hey man, hating someone sometimes isn't a barrier for fucking to occur, notably if drugs are involved. And we don't know the timing of all these things, sometimes people hate you after you fuck them.
All these are questions that my puritan little heart really doesn't want to ask.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is cope. You assume women have sex with men for purely altruistic reasons and that they could never willingly have sex for any other reason. Bro, "hate fucking" is a term for a reason. A cuckolded wife will absolutely have sex with a man she hates if its done as an act of sexual dominance over her retarded husband and his side job. Especially if it means she gets to fuck the husband of the woman who is being fucked by her husband.

Let me help assure anyone in doubt, hate fucking is absolutely 100% real. That spiteful look from Kayla means absolutely nothing when somebody wants it enough.

 

[Harm]

Okay, those Dusty Rekieta and Stone Cold Rekieta impersonations tickled my pro wrestling autism bone just right. It might be fleeting, but I am very happy with this STMS stream.

Aaron seems to have shot down the "snorting Adderall" rumor too. If you had that on your bingo cards then you're not getting bingo this year sorry folks.

 

[AnOminous]

When Nick gets piss drunk, braindead high, and pops a BlueChew to fuck April live on-stream because "I don't care anymore and that fucker Aaron called me small," and gets his channel nuked...

When Aaron calls Nick "small," you know he's actually seen the "little law pope."

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The Litch-King just keeps on loosing.
I remember when I used to enjoy watching his streams...

 

[Beeeeeejams]

Who would've guessed it'd be this guy confirming several years/thousands of forum posts of speculation? I kneel. Amholte has delivered a bountiful harvest

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, he's cringe.
There's a desperation to him that's very off-putting.
"PLEASE, WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME?"
"PLEASE JUST BE MY FRIEND!"

We probably all know the type.

He's the one who cut it off with Nick (albeit when Nick literally cucked him). Nick then made a deranged shower call, exactly like he did with nool. He's cringe, he's a cuck, but he's definitely not the one who got jilted here.