Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[a hapless toad]

Pill capsules are usually made of gelatin or cellulose, both of which would be tasty to rats. The contents would have been of significantly less interest to them, because most medications are bitter and nasty. So her rats eating the capsules is perfectly possible, but the powder medication they contained would be wherever the rats stopped to snack.

Factoid: Adderall XR (gelatin capsules - Adderall IR are compressed tablets) is filled with beads, not powder, but they're also very bitter/astringent and I agree that the rats would likely not have eaten them.

In looking through the replies I came across this monster.

"Get a lawyer. You are entitled to half her retirement savings, if any. Don't try to take the moral highground. You will need that money."

You still believe there's such a thing as Peak Troon yet?

This utter fuck has destroyed his family chasing his fetish, and this fucking evil Slaaneshi deviant, not content with that, is advising this fuck to try to take half the retirement savings of the woman he is leaving to raise two kids by herself to pay for his fucking stinkditch.

Considering he's making $80k as an industrial mechanic, likely a union job with a nice pension, and she's asking for child support I have a feeling him bringing up retirement benefits will backfire on him SPECTACULARLY because at the time of the divorce his retirement accounts are probably worth a lot more than hers and I would expect a settlement to equalize the amount for each.

I hope she asks for a lump sum payment and fucks over his compound interest returns.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Thats what I mean women are way better at this subtle head game shit that guys are.

You know it's funny you should say that because I actually considered the same thing when I read this. It just seems too on the nose for a neurotic Pooner, and more like the actions of a creepy dude who's used to targeting semi retards and autists.
Unless it was one of those Pooners that's Mega dosing Testosterone and is horny as fuck and aggressive, combined with the usual autists lack of ability to read boundaries.

And assuming that's actually what happened, it's another example of a very autistic troon who works exclusively with a set of reference points to determine whether someone is male or female. As soon as she saw the badges, the person stalking her instantly transformed in her perception from a man to an FtM, regardless of his appearance and behavior.

Likewise, she is under the impression she passes, because in her mind she has ticked off the correct reference points, like having facial hair and a flat chest. She has no idea that others just see her as a weird-looking woman. She lacks the theory of mind to recognize that others visually process humans as a whole, and see their sex as part of that.

Another example that is also an L:



Woman 1: someone noticed I was female in public
Woman 2: But you are masc ???? Idk what they’re seeing that’s gettin u misgendered???? Genuinely????
Woman 1: BIG SHRUG

And here's a picture of Woman 1:

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E3ThZ

I don't think they're just gassing each other up, I think a lot of these people are genuinely convinced that if someone is wearing pants and a collared shirt and has cut their hair, this should put that person in the "boy" category, and they fall apart in confusion when other people don't follow the rules.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

they fall apart in confusion when other people don't follow the rules

Reminds me of a post someone made here recently explaining that autists love anime in part because personality types are often the same and very well defined. Every anime has the cheerful tomboy you can identify by her sporty haircut, the moe loli looking girl, the nerd self insert guy… hmm

 

[LIL UGLY MANE]

I come back with new attention whoring posts by Nathan "Nadine" Smith. He was calm for a few days, but he's back with more bullshit. Yesterday he got into beef with some woman because she called him misogynistic (I didn't screenshot that sadly). He then called the woman TERF, of course. That person ended up deactivating her account. Here's part of his tweets (he always posts like 10 tweets full of empty words). Also I find it funny how obsessed he's with Buffalo Bill. He mentions him like every day. Is it maybe because of that Sufjan Stevens song (because of which he got posted on here for the first time)? I don't know. Anyways:

Spoiler: Nathan 'Nadine' Smith attacks @emmamaddenUK

The better part is this though. He pities himself because he has no money (that's his favorite topic, it's because of transmisogyny, of course) and claims that he has never asked anyone for money. Which is funny, because he begged many times for people to send him money and especially because of his "transition fund." Anyways he already has about five plans to make money, so he shall be safe moneywise soon One of his "hustles" is buying wrestling action figures on Paypal credit (because, according to his own words, he doesn't care about credit) and then reselling them Maybe if you picked different college and career, you wouldn't be this broke, Nathan.

Spoiler: Nathan Smith's self-pity because he is broke

He has way more tweets, but I'm starting to feel desentialized, because it's always the same bullshit. Also I think he desperately craves attention and if he finds these posts, he's gonna use them in his self-pitying and attention-seeking drama.

 

[batteredpancakes]

A short fat 19yo pooner seems to be going through the not-like-other-girls to manlet incel pipeline. cxckslvtt
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I do not vibe with women

Anyone else feel the same? I don't have any girl friends. All of my friends are male, enbies or other trans men like me.

I get so jealous when I hear other trans men talk about how most of their friends are women. None of my friends are girls. I've never gotten accepted in a female social circle pre-transition cause I was too "weird" and male presenting. But even as a boy now, everytime I try to socialize with women I can't even get in the friend zone because they end up ignoring me. How do you even do it? How do you impress them?

I haven't had a "boy" childhood either. When I was young I'd isolate myself from the rest of the world. So it's not like I've been used to having boy friends and hanging out with the bros.

How do you get girl friends if you're not a girl? I don't get how women think and behave at all, despite the fact that I'm FtM and I guess I was one of the "girls" before transitioning.

This is a typical artsy gayden. These girls can't seem to figure out they don't vibe with men either; men just tolerate social messups far more than women do.

Her mother made her shave her face lol

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It took months to make it grow to a decent size. It's basically the only feature that helps me pass. I'm short, fat and my face is really feminine. I've been almost 1 and a half months on T and my voice has dropped a tiny bit but hasn't had a decent drop yet.

I'm terrified of going out cause I'm scared of getting clocked by others. Lately I haven't been wearing my binder cause I bought one a size smaller than I should and it kept suffocating me. I know I'm still early in my transition but I feel like I'll never pass. I'm just really sad about losing my mustache and I feel like I'm being too sensitive over it but nobody understands. I know I should wait cause it's probably gonna grow back again but I'm scared it will take too long and not having a mustache makes me really dysphoric...

She posts extensively in r/selfharm, r/BPD, r/DID, r/arttocope, r/gaytransguys, r/drugs. Whole profile is just full of negativity. Quite sad. I don't see her living a long life.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I wonder why the insurance company denied the obviously mentally ill person (even for a troon!) hrt.
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fuckin insurance denied my hrt. I guess it's time to transform into an ogrehon wtf do I do??¿??Blogpost (self.4tran4)
submitted 3 hours ago by AmIreallyCis

I'm gonna become so ugly and manly and hairy and muscular and gigachad and then die of manliness
all that progress will be destroyed in a week as testosterone the dominant hormone will take over and reverse everything ewwwwwwwww
I wish I had a nuclear bunker loaded with 10 years worth of hrt so I wouldn't have to worry about this

He has an interesting sexual fantasy...
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[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

He has an interesting sexual fantasy...

jesus christ that is disturbing, I wouldnt call it sex more like damn rape victim

 

[skunt]

He has an interesting sexual fantasy...

jesus christ that is disturbing, I wouldnt call it sex more like damn rape victim

no big deal. it just shares a sexual fantasy with jeffrey dahmer. can't make this shit up

 

[Vanilla Flavor]

Was catching up on my watch later playlist and found this anime dude that gave off strong "future troon" smell and sure enough I found this little gem of magical thinking:

Before for comparison:

P.S: He is otherwise very common faux deep video essay fodder, would not wash dishes to again.

 

[expectant asshole]

They don’t like the idea of being fetishized.

Oh the irony!

 

[Otterly]

It's true. I think about my situation at work, and what I will choose to do if I come into the orbit of a trans colleague. To use their preferred pronouns will be like uttering the prayers of a religion I don't believe in, and to not do it will be a ticket to HR 'mediation' and misery for everyone.

My honest opinion here is that it’s work, so obey the policy but don’t engage further. I have used people’s pronouns, but I go no further - they get the polite but distant grey rock treatment (also good for dealing with the insane and narcs.) Be compliant, but give them absolutely nothing more. All your dealing with them should be impeccable politeness, with no warmth whatsoever.

There’s this lady who can actually sniff out Parkinson’s disease, pretty amazing.

That is amazing. Thanks for showing

 

[Izdaja Slika]

She posts extensively in r/selfharm, r/BPD, r/DID, r/arttocope, r/gaytransguys, r/drugs. Whole profile is just full of negativity. Quite sad. I don't see her living a long life.

Another girl who thinks she can be a gay man.

Spoiler: Minor powerlevel

We don't want you, honey. We don't want to be heterosexual with extra steps.

I don't think they're just gassing each other up, I think a lot of these people are genuinely convinced that if someone is wearing pants and a collared shirt and has cut their hair, this should put that person in the "boy" category, and they fall apart in confusion when other people don't follow the rules.

It would be good to get these people to answer to their incoherent rules. If they think 'dressing as a boy' means 'boy', I would say: so, whether somebody is a boy depends on my perception of your gender conformity to the concept 'boy'? MtFs expect this as well: I've put on a dress and garish makeup, how could you possibly perceive me as a man???

Also....people can be fooled by pictures, granted. But less often are people fooled outside of a carefully posed and curated image, possibly with one or more filters, and using spinoffs of 'fat girl angles' for trans catfishers.

Once or twice I've seen what I thought was a twink, at a distance, but then getting somewhat closer and seeing the feminine face and female hips (even with tits that are two aspirin on an ironing board), the illusion is done. They don't even have to open their mouth to speak.

 

[bouquetnine]

It would be good to get these people to answer to their incoherent rules. If they think 'dressing as a boy' means 'boy', I would say: so, whether somebody is a boy depends on my perception of your gender conformity to the concept 'boy'? MtFs expect this as well: I've put on a dress and garish makeup, how could you possibly perceive me as a man???

Trannies are the most severe enforcers of the gender binary. They don't want to be NB or some third gender. They want to be binary gender. And they get upset if they don't pass.

 

[FinnSven]

There’s this lady who can actually sniff out Parkinson’s disease, pretty amazing.

(PL: I used to think I could spot bipolar people by how they smell, but now I think what I pick up is how the meds effect their sweat.)

Off main topic but related to this, I hope!

I have a personal theory that when one encounters a person they just don’t like, the kind of dislike when it’s not even anything the person has done or said, they just get on your tits, that it’s a phenomenal thing.

Like these “innocent” contemptible people just unwittingly exude a pheromone or other unnoticeable scent which spells danger to certain people.
Maybe some primal thing locked away from an ancient long forgotten generational tribal conflict or something.

Distinct body odours because of dietary differences are a recorded motivation for racist behavior, so perhaps there is also something just undetectable on a conscious level, but the subconscious screams danger.

I still also think that taking hormones , testosterone or estrogen can affect other people’s perception of Troons and Poons.
Maybe not all of them, but certain ones might react differently and trigger uncertainty in normal humans.

 

[that can't be right]

Was catching up on my watch later playlist and found this anime dude that gave off strong "future troon" smell and sure enough I found this little gem of magical thinking:

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P.S: He is otherwise very common faux deep video essay fodder, would not wash dishes to again.

More like here comes a man, and here comes a man who's addicted to porn

 

[Procrastinhater]

jesus christ that is disturbing, I wouldnt call it sex more like damn rape victim

That's what Dahmer was trying to do to his victims. He was a necrophile, he tried to turn his victims in zombies who would just sit quietly when he wasn't cornholing them.
He used a drill and hydrochloric acid though.
Basically the same fetish though.
This freak should be on a watch list.

 

[FinnSven]

That's what Dahmer was trying to do to his victims. He was a necrophile, he tried to turn his victims in zombies who would just sit quietly when he wasn't cornholing them.
He used a drill and hydrochloric acid though.
Basically the same fetish though.
This freak should be on a watch list.

Again, a reason kink shaming is a legitimate thing to do.

If someone is admonished for kink shaming a freak such as this, it indicates to the freak and others that his fetish is acceptable and therefore destroying someone’s life to rape them is acceptable.

Some prohibitions on behavior are not because the “government/capitalists can’t profit from them.”
They are so that freaks don’t just do what the fuck they want for creepy selfish reasons.

 

[GloriousScarf]

And here's a picture of Woman 1:

She literally looks like she is cosplaying Tank Girl.

Ripped jeans, a tshirt and a sleeveless vest and boots, wow normal clothes that anyone can wear. I'm halfway there right now in ripped jeans and a tank top. I know it's been said a million times but these people have the most conservative ideas on gender roles.

 

[FinnSven]

She literally looks like she is cosplaying Tank Girl.

Ripped jeans, a tshirt and a sleeveless vest and boots, wow normal clothes that anyone can wear. I'm halfway there right now in ripped jeans and a tank top. I know it's been said a million times but these people have the most conservative ideas on gender roles.

It's seeming more like a constant cosplay LARP.

They want to be a character they have invented. Probably a character they created for role playing games in many cases. (A troon I know is literally doing that openly. "Her" character is a persona she LARPs in across many different games and settings. She is also not unknown to show up to parties as her persona.)

Many of these Pooners have an idea based on Yaoi and their romantic ideal of a guy.
In previous generations, similar ideas of men would be based on Mills and Boon or Hallmark novels and films and would be more an romanticized idea of a man that the socially awkward woman would wish to meet and marry, rather than become.
In both cases they don't really have much extensive interaction with men in reality, expecting maybe fathers and brothers, or other male close relatives.
Or, possibly a gay/nice guy/nerdy best friend.
While I am not saying men are either uber geeks, queer, or ultra macho, what I am saying is most ordinary men are a varying blend of geeky and macho.
For instance, football fans who are insanely knowledgeable about players, scores, results, stats and other things which if the same kind of focus was placed on trains or Star Trek, they would be considered geeks.
Conversely, there are the occasional math and science thick lenses wearing nerd, who turns out to be an accomplished boxer or rugby player and thinks sci fi and fantasy are ridiculous.

The idealization of girls is certainly done by Troons, especially the AGPs, who skin walk a personally constructed idealised version of a girl they know.
They develop the fantasy further by creating a videogame/RPG character who is this idea.

Helen Joyce posited a theory about older men who Troon out after having lived a double life as a transvestite, considering their transvestite identity to be a real person, and to them, more real than their wives and children.

The gender identity thing is just a massive fantasy, a legitimization of this fantasy by pseudo or misunderstood science and medicine, followed by a politicization of it, followed by an attempt to turn it into a civil rights struggle by hijacking an established but tenuously related one.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

This freak should be on a watch list.

Dude should definitely be on a watch list.