Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

My OBS window recording screwed the pooch as soon as I hit record. He didn't have the video on, so you only missed the simps in chat.

 

[PhoBingas]

Balldo simp's cope makes me want to smash my head against a wall.

No self-sweeping allowed. You're trapped in this hell with the rest of us True and Honest reprobates.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Someone asked him about the "Anime Sucks" bit and he straight up admitted that he was in a bout of alcoholism and that chatters know more than he does about the situation due to how black out drunk he is. He also stated that he will not watch a single clip of the coverage of his personal pill stream.

Sure he won't. Definitely won't watch people talking shit at all. Just like he doesn't read his thread.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Because it's especially heinous. That's fine if you're the kind of pussy that would forgive someone for abandoning your children and leaving you for a drug addict that puts your kids in harm's way, but I tend to believe in responsibility.

Oh fuck off. It's not the 1800s. In CURENT_YEAR there's a more than adequate safety net for a single mother to raise her kids. Not the most ideal arrangement for society but this is the world we live in.

Plus Aaron's a bit of a fucknut. Maybe the first wife can find/found a better guy to help raise the kids.

Defending such a degenerate sack of shit makes me think you're also a degenerate sack of shit.

No I just think you're a pearl clutching, m'lady worshipping faggot. And after wading through 100 pages containing various forms of cunt guarding, I'm fed up.

 

[victor lasagna]

On the Kino Casino, they just got a message from someone from Aaron's area, there's a rumor going on regarding the two:

Apparently, Aaron's ex-wife Ashley filed a restraining order against April because she (April) drove their (Aaron/Ashley) kids while tweaking on drugs as a result of hanging out with Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

I found this in the Keffals thread while comparing page counts.

Fucking Tipster is even shitting on Rekieta now!


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Hahahaha! Good Lord. This is insane! What's next? Is Cow Zero himself, Chris-Chan, gonna tweet out "Mr. Rekieta, drinking alcohol is bad! Only bad people drink Alcohol! Sonichu doesn't like that!"?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Relationships end. That's just how things are these days. When would be an appropriate time to leave her? Would it have been more acceptable if he waited until one day after the kid was born to leave her?

Don't have kids if the relationship is in "maybe, or maybe not" stage. Kids need both parents.

 

[Lokenstien]

Sure he won't. Definitely won't watch people talking shit at all. Just like he doesn't read his thread.

I think it's time that he and Aaron both make sock accounts and create 300 pages worth of homegrown spergatry.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

This man will never admit he has a problem, he's acting like people are just mad he drank to much on one stream
And it’s over. Just cope and denial, nothing about steel toe

I believe he mentally can’t admit he has a problem. That would harm his ego, his masculinity, and require him to change behaviors. He won’t admit that he was wrong.

 

[Can of Spam]

Who the fuck harvests this much corn before Memorial Day? Makes me think that global warming thing could be real.

I'm also starting to get tired of degenerates needing to get the public involved in their degeneracy as part of their fetish. It's gross when troons do it, and it's gross when Rackets does it.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

I ain't a normal poster in this thread, and I don't know a lot about the rekieta lore in the last few years, but I wanted to just put it down on record as someone whose last nick stream was pretty entertaining being the Russel Greer book review with sriracha and then joshie-boy latter chapters...

How do you become such a fuckin faggot on the internet when you had so much good will during your whole streaming career? Especially when you have an actual wife and a dozen children in your real fucking life that you should really actually give a fuck about?

If the hardcore drugs with the great rumble bonus content (0/14) of getting sucked off by another man's wife (while not even showing up for her court ticket you fucking regard degenerate) is true, you really should just disappear from your current larping family life you disingenuous fuck. Literally, him and the Shanny-Carrot/Hollie Dance home are all fucking equal in the terms of parenting standards. And the worst part is he probably was this level of a fucking piece of shit the whole the whole time he's been online and he's just fucked himself up enough with alchol and drugs to display it online.

Fuck this thing has pushed me over the edge at being mad at the internet which makes me just as bad as this degenerate, alcoholic, sexually degenerate fuck. Fucke me, the other cows like Fatrick, DSP, and IDuzzz at least don't have any offspring to ruin their whole development as they fuck their lives over with being the soles of the universe (fuck everyone, I'm literally seething at all of this)

(_just saw this thing called aaron, what a clout chasing internet e-whore. Keep your kids offline you fuck. I hate everyone in this thing. Give me hats and puzzle pieces, I'm aiming for a 3-d master piece of the fuckin sagrada familia, fuckin hell)

 

[Balldo's Gate]

also says he was alone in the room

You can literally hear a woman speak up from the corner after he's said his wife is sleeping in bed.

That voice did not come out of the ether.

Usually there's a massive tell on his streams because you can see his lips moving, but that doesn't mean he's not lying on an audio-only stream either.

Someone asked him about the "Anime Sucks" bit and he straight up admitted that he was in a bout of alcoholism and that chatters know more than he does about the situation due to how black out drunk he was.

Too bad there was nobody in his room to pull the plug. Oh wait, there was. Maybe the commotion was a misunderstanding and they were under the desk looking for the power cord.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Balldo claims to have apologized to EJ over text interesting turn of events if true

 

[Captain Manning]

If he had his camera off, is it reasonable to count this as 0.5 of a Locals stream, or do we be nice and tally him as 1/14?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Yeah, April definitely blew Nick on stream. This fury can only come from a jilted ex. Let it flow, Aaron.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

through 100 pages containing various forms of cunt guarding,

Eat shit, or better yet a bullet. Honestly. Anyone that thinks it's okay to walk out on a pregnant woman and their children should be lined up against the wall and shot.

 

[Lokenstien]

Too bad there was nobody in his room to pull the plug. Oh wait, there was. Maybe the commotion was a misunderstanding and they were under the desk looking for the power cord.

Between publicly saying that Aaron never made her cum and letting Nick get sloshed beyond belief on stream (multiple times most likely)
I would postulate that April has some kind of "humiliating men on air" fetish and that Nick satisfies it more by being a narcissistic addict who enjoys getting too drunk on camera.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Hahahaha! Good Lord. This is insane! What's next? Is Cow Zero himself, Chris-Chan, gonna tweet out "Mr. Rekieta, drinking alcohol is bad! Only bad people drink Alcohol! Sonichu doesn't like that!"?

"So Nick Rekieta! A YouTube lawyer just ruined his image forever...lets get into it. SKIBIDIBUBMDUHDUH.. BOOOOOM."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick doesn't understands that all this denial of his error. All this hubris. This is what makes a good cow!

Yes Nick!! It was all just stress!
You did nothing wrong!
You don't have any problems with alcohol or any drug at all!
Continue with your Slaanesh worship! Nothing will go wrong!

Don't worry about anything and the corn will continue to grow.
The harvest will continue!

 

[Mushroom King]

Eat shit, or better yet a bullet. Honestly. Anyone that thinks it's okay to walk out on a pregnant woman and their children should be lined up against the wall and shot.

I agree completely and profoundly.