Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JCDenthog]

I get the feeling that yesterday's pillstream wasn't the end to anything, it was more like an explosive start to a brave new era of baldo antics.

 

[Fapcop]

I'm sure Nick could provide her with a "pick me up" to speed up cranking out the clips.

So what? She married him. Guess she should have chosen a more reliable mate. It's not like she was left to die on the street.

Relationships end. That's just how things are these days. When would be an appropriate time to leave her? Would it have been more acceptable if he waited until one day after the kid was born to leave her?

Word.

Obviously making by kids with someone and then breaking up isn’t ideal, but we have no idea wtf happened. For all we know his ex wife could have been fucking an entire football team before and during the pregnancy.

Don't have kids if the relationship is in "maybe, or maybe not" stage. Kids need both parents.

Well gee, perhaps you can share this crystal ball of yours, so the rest of humanity can avoid bad choices, accidental pregnancies, abortion and divorces?

 

[feral cat #6385]

My OBS window recording screwed the pooch as soon as I hit record. He didn't have the video on, so you only missed the simps in chat.

The extreme drug and alcohol abuse must have sped up his evolution into his final form.

Fucking Tipster is even shitting on Rekieta now!

He put in a performance for the ages. He deserves some recognition.

Hahahaha! Good Lord. This is insane! What's next? Is Cow Zero himself, Chris-Chan, gonna tweet out "Mr. Rekieta, drinking alcohol is bad! Only bad people drink Alcohol! Sonichu doesn't like that!"?

That would be amazing.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I get the feeling that yesterday's pillstream wasn't the end to anything, it was more like an explosive start to a brave new era of baldo antics.

 

[Elite Miko]

Can he even rectify his online career at this point? Holy shit, it's actually over for him. This might be the biggest fall from grace I've ever seen.

 

[Fapcop]

Eat shit, or better yet a bullet. Honestly. Anyone that thinks it's okay to walk out on a pregnant woman and their children should be lined up against the wall and shot.

If a woman breaks up with a man while pregnant, does she also need to get a bullet in your opinion?


Or is it only men who abandon their
mate to be eaten by wolves and starve to death?

 

[Schpoots]

That's what people said the last couple of times he went nuts. But he keeps one upping himself.

 

[not william stenchever]

his masculinity

Truly the strongest delusion Nick could possibly possess is the belief that he is in any way masculine. The only reason that he has children is to help finance his dream lifestyle of doing stimulants and getting fucked in the ass and sucking dick for cock. He is such a flaming homo faggot that he on some level understands that it is embarrassing how much cum he guzzles. So to compensate he got a beard for his beard.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If a woman breaks up with a man while pregnant, does she also need to get a bullet in your opinion?


Or is it only men who abandon their
mate to be eaten by wolves and starve to death?

If the roles were reversed and she left him while shacking up with a meth head who endangered their kids, she absolutely should get the fucking bullet.

 

[Lokenstien]

That's what people said the last couple of times he went nuts. But he keeps one upping himself.

It's pretty impressive. I remember watching the "dear John" stream live and I thought that was his low. Turns out he was only half way down the mountain.

 

[Fapcop]

Is it just me or does Nick sound seriously hung over?

Must look like shit if he doesn’t want the camera on.

Nose is still clogged I hear.

If the roles were reversed and she left him while shacking up with a meth head who endangered their kids, she absolutely should get the fucking bullet.

Pretty sure April wasn’t a methhead then. Just saying.

 

[R00T]

What exactly did Jim do for current spergout at him? I only remember him feeling bad for nick during the KC tekken stream

i believe Nick's big gripe with metokur is that he truly believes metokur is at fault for his current issues:

Metokur was the one that introduced him to Montegraph and said something about people saying he's a pedo. He did not give any definitive answer iirc and just shared a weirdo as any good cow watcher would do. Rekieta went crazy with this and started calling montegraph a pedo, thinking there must be some sort of fire behind that smoke.

Rekieta would probably deny it but i believe his very passive-aggressive attitude towards metokur was this repressed feeling coming out.

i don't think there is a single point in the stream you could cut 1-5 minute clips from and have them appear comprehensible. just insanity all the way down.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Pretty sure April wasn’t a methhead then. Just saying.

I don't understand what you're trying to say. You're trying to catch me being inconsistent, and it's not going to happen. A woman that walks out on her familial commitments and/or endangers those children should be shot. As for your hypothetical about a pregnant woman leaving, that's a false equivalency. There is no male equivalent of growing a fucking baby. I think a more apt comparison would be the hypothetical of a pregnant woman leaving the man and aborting the kid without the father's consent, in which case yes, she would deserve the bullet.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Sign of life! Nick responds to Ethan Van Sciver on X/Twitter. Source

 

[AltisticRight]

Are we sure this global warming is a thing?
I was listening to Balldo jokes on Elissa's channel. My coffee froze.

Too bad there was nobody in his room to pull the plug. Oh wait, there was. Maybe the commotion was a misunderstanding and they were under the desk looking for the power cord.

>Your honour, I was trying to find the mains outlet under his desk, I slipped a bit, unzipped his pants, and his penis slipped into my mouth repeatedy, it was all a Switch Accident

Can he even rectify his online career at this point?

Yeah.
He can drink a little more.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Metokur was the one that introduced him to Montegraph and said something about people saying he's a pedo.

Well then he's a fucking fagaloid for basing such a serious life-ruining accusation on something as simple as "well somebody else told me this", AND being so adamant about it that you dared them to sue you, knowing it could financially ruin you, and on top of that, stand by it so much that any form of retraction or apology is completely off the table, no matter how many tens of thousands it costs.

Seriously Nick, you are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. Your lies are so low effort, and it is painful how stupid you are. I literally have quite a substantially easier time watching Ethan Ralph's rage clips than you.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Well gee, perhaps you can share this crystal ball of yours, so the rest of humanity can avoid bad choices, accidental pregnancies, abortion and divorces?

How fucking hard is it to wear a condom, or not fuck a bitch you know you don’t want to be with unprotected?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Balldo claims to have apologized to EJ over text interesting turn of events if true

Lmfao. Sure he did.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If there were issues, she had the option to terminate the pregnancy. Being without a partner is preferable to being with a detrimental one. Your perspective is outdated and suggests that women are delicate and lack independence. This viewpoint is quite chauvinistic.

Your opinion is wrong. Kill yourself.

I consider this matter closed.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Nick still claims he is not an alcoholic and "it would be an easier problem to solve". Unfucking real.

Nick doesn't understands that all this denial of his error. All this hubris. This is what makes a good cow!

Ya know, denial ain't just a river in Egypt...

Congratulations, Nick, you are a textbook alkie!