DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
johnkimble123 said:
Don't you dare derail chat with "basket chat". Also don't ask questions during SF6 either. Also don't get quiet because then nobody is talking.

You must be praising during SF6 gameplay only.
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I was literally coming here to comment on that as soon as I heard it. What a pathetic fuck...

Speaking of pathetic
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If this is a larper, fair enough, but if this is genuine, feel ashamed that this is what you look forward to in life.
 
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Corpun said:
Timestamp from 2:34:00 to 2:37:00

What are these body movements? He walks rose than an out of shape old man and this is from the Pandalee era. Guy is so autistic on camera too, completely ignores Leanna, but since he has literally nothing to do he just stumbles around like a drunk while squinting at brochures. We'll never see how he and Fat Khet interact but it absolutely has to be the same way. Phil has the worst case of skinny-fat I have ever seen.

Maybe this is all some long form of revenge for the Big Nosed Freak jokes in Dead Space.

Doubt he would ever confirm it but I am positive he tried contacts once and gave up because he couldn't get them in, or has some fear he will poke his eyes out. Get some fucking glasses old man.
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As annoying as Panda was, I did feel bad for her when Phil would straight up ignore her as she tried to fill dead air. He also does it a lot in the sauce video. This guy shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone.
 
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I am pretty desensitized and can listen to The Guy without getting angry or even annoyed, but there is one aspect of his speeches that pisses me off. The insinuations that his content "doesn't hurt anyone". The dumbass can't spend an hour without insulting
- twitch/YouTube
- gaming companies/developers
- CEOs and other people in power
- detractors
- people who watch his detractors
- the "fans" in his chat
- his opponents
- randoms who had the misfortune of interacting with him at some point (and didn't agree with him)
- delivery services
- the Cannon brothers (there's gotta be a special place for them)
- etc.

But of course, small things like "10 years of failure" in regards to his "content" are harmful and untrue. I wonder if he seriously thinks that insulting everyone around him (except Kat, who he belittles in a different way) is completely fine and not hurtful/toxic at all? Its a small miracle he never got beat up badly for real. His paranoia definitely helps.
 
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DerelictOnion said:
I wonder if he seriously thinks that insulting everyone around him (except Kat, who he belittles in a different way) is completely fine and not hurtful/toxic at all?
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He's just making a factual statement that is true. Also, he doesn't hold his punches and will always say it like it is (because, just like a spoiled child, he's completely incapable of expressing a negative statement without swearing and throwing insults). Also, anyone who refers to him in a slightly negative way is automatically invalidated even if they make a good point simply because they can't express themselves like adults. He doesn't have to pull his punches, but you have because he's a small guy or some retarded shit like that.
 
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
As annoying as Panda was, I did feel bad for her when Phil would straight up ignore her as she tried to fill dead air. He also does it a lot in the sauce video. This guy shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone.
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I still don't understand how those two got together
 
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This whole Akuma DLC update ordeal was just absolutely *mwah* chef's kiss.
  • DSP hyping it up days in advance
  • Him getting his ass handed to him by randoms with his 25+ years of game experience
  • Him going into his typical baby rage, pulling out every blaming trick he can think of out of his ass
  • Raging and slamming the controller in two utterly toxic streams
  • The lack of "support" combined with all of the above
  • Which meant basically everyone who was watching him, was pointing and laughing
Just fucking perfect.
 
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DarksydePhil's Tits 2 said:
Don't know much about fighting games either, but the consensus seems to be that SF6's ranking system has been nerfed relative to prior entries.
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They used to take more points for a loss than you would make for a win. Somes you would need 1.5 to 2 wins to make up for a loss. Go check out his Ultra SF2 games for some amazing temper tantrums about that kind of shit
 
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