Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Does anyone think he might quit streaming this year? Dying doesn't count.

Looking back at Nick's job history, I could see him getting bored with streaming and just stopping.

That's probably the most realistic way this will all end - no formal goodbye, no finale stream before he heads off to rehab.

He will just announce a stream, not show up, and we never hear from him again after that. All social media accounts either get deleted or privated.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

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looks more like a filter than a black eye to me

 

[TexOffender]

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Did he get a black eye?

 

[Particle Bored]

Possibly late, but Aaron is tentatively set to go on the Kino Casino Sunday night with Metokur as guest host.

 

[Cuckoman]

Fuuuuucccckkkkk. Not good. I hope the kids didn't get into the drug stash.

I hope it was nothing "worse" than the kids just getting access to and taking some of the drugs.
I fucking wish that was the worst that happened that would trigger a "let's never bring the kids over to the Nick house again".

I have a very vivid imagination and for complete morality-lacking hedonist degenerates like this bunch I can imagine a whole lot of things a lot lot worse than just finding and taking some funny drugs. I can imagine shit that would fuck them up permanantly no matter how much therapy they get..

The kids getting into the drug stash is in my thoughts the GOOD ending.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

looks more like a filter than a black eye to me

Agree. There’s not enough bruising. I’ve worn a few shiners and mine were never that small no matter what I did.

 

[Lokenstien]

I hope it was nothing "worse" than the kids just getting access to and taking some of the drugs.
I fucking wish that was the worst that happened that would trigger a "let's never bring the kids over to the Nick house again".
The kids getting into the drug stash is in my thoughts the GOOD ending.

It certainly doesn't help that Nick has decided to try and make Vito blush with his favorite joke topic. When all is said is done I wouldn't be surprised that Nick is revealed to be a massive horrorcow.

 

[JCDenthog]

That's probably the most realistic way this will all end - no formal goodbye, no finale stream before he heads off to rehab.

He will just announce a stream, not show up, and we never hear from him again after that. All social media accounts either get deleted or privated.

I actually hard disagree with him quitting streaming. Nick thinks he's God's gift to entertainment he's going to stream himself even if he's left in the gutter thinking his standup career is just around the corner

 

[Large Rodent]

looks more like a filter than a black eye to me

A black eye filter or a filter malfunction? Because either one doesn't sit right with me.

Looks pretty real to me, it even blurs with everything else in the first image, if it was a filter wouldn't it just sit atop the blur or disappear altogether? Unless that tech has advanced a lot further a lot faster than I thought.

The black eye is real, I'm convinced, personally. Maybe it's not that bad looking because he wasn't hit very hard, or as hard as he could've been, because he was punched by a (inebriated?) woman?

EDIT: right side of his face, same side as that mystery bruise from a bit ago. Either Nick's drunken falls favor his right side, I'm getting too schizo, or we got ourselves a violent lefty.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I actually hard disagree with him quitting streaming. Nick thinks he's God's gift to entertainment he's going to stream himself even if he's left in the gutter thinking his standup career is just around the corner

I should clarify - if he just stops one day and abandons the account, it won't be on his own accord. Arrested, forced into rehab, fatal car crash, take your pick.

 

[Twinkletard]

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looks like he forgot to remove his mascara.

 

[Tablet County]

Can he even rectify his online career at this point? Holy shit, it's actually over for him. This might be the biggest fall from grace I've ever seen.

The only possible way I could see Nick turning his life/career around at this point would be if he had a legit come to Jesus moment, was put on a plane to Florida, sobered up and became born again.

 

[feral cat #6385]

No fucking kidding. This thread is being played for fools. Nobody was watching his boring ass show until this thread started showing up to watch it to see when Aaron will drop the deets. He’s gonna drag this out as long as he possibly can.

It would behoove Nick to keep a low profile as much as his consumption issues allow. The stream garnered significant attention, and it would be wise for him not to fuel it further. The closest thing for a win condition for him is to starve it and us, leaving us with nothing but tripod talk or cooking talk.

Aaron's gradual release of details will maintain the thread's activity. His lack of impulse control suggests that we will eventually learn all the details. Moreover, our friend @Captain Manning is keen for this thread to surpass the Keffals thread in popularity. Currently, we are slightly ahead of the Keffals thread.

Just for you @Captain Manning I will shitpost like I haven't shitposted since Ty botched the anti-slaap hearing to keep us ahead.

And Uhhh.... Yea. Any woman who doesn't have a man should get an abortion. Abortions should be mandatory for all single mothers. Rape should be legal too. But no kid fucking. Kid fucking is never ok. And anyone who disagrees with me is some sort of simp or whatever.

 

[Fapcop]

I’ll bet you that when Nick finished that local stream, he did a fat line, looked at himself in the mirror and went: “Nick! You silver tongued smooth talker, you did it again! ACED IT!”

 

[Malaika]

I hope Nick roasts Aaron into oblivion so that Aaron stops being a fidgety pussy with his coy "OooOooOooh~ The stories I could teeeeell~" bullshit and starts talking or fucks off.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Eat a bullet.

Too many calories :/

Any woman who doesn't have a man should get an abortion. Abortions should be mandatory for all single mothers.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I love how his simplistic understanding of this story shows that Jersh knows more about the Bible than he does. Jersh has directly quoted verses before, most notably in the Byuu emails, and in a way that made perfect sense for the situation despite the source being wrote over a hundred years ago. Whereas the best understanding Nick seems to have is “See? He got the hot chick in the end in THIS story!! I should too!!”

I have no clue what the fuck he’s talking about. The only woman David steals is Bathsheba which causes a whole chain of events where a plague kills an 1/8 of Israel’s fighting men as punishment from God. I think he’s mixing up the Egyptian who showed him where his enemies were after feeding David’s mighty men.

David’s womanizing is his down fall in the Bible. I think his brain is pickled, but maybe I’m wrong. A Jew like @Catch The Rainbow might be able to pin the story if it exists, but the take away from Bathsheba is that David murdered his top guy by proxy because he’s ashamed he betrayed him by raping his wife.

Edit: it’s 1 Samuel 25

David is in the wilderness hiding from Saul and a fellow member of the tribe of Judah insults his men when asking for supplies. The wife stops David from killing the guy who is a dipshit drunk retard (the story brings this up). Days later his wife tells him that David was going to fucking murder them because he insulted and possibly assaulted David’s men. The guy dies due to realizing he’s utterly fucked because his wife aided David putting him in Saul’s shit list and if he kills his wife then David kills him.

I don’t know what I expected. He views Esther as BBC Jewess porn.

 

[Cuckoman]

He is getting out of control badly but has no one around that can force him to course correct.

Nick shouldn't worry about Josh or the Farms laughing at him. He should worry about the very real chance Count Dankula will feature him in a MadLads video unless he pulls up.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

That's probably the most realistic way this will all end - no formal goodbye, no finale stream before he heads off to rehab.

He will just announce a stream, not show up, and we never hear from him again after that. All social media accounts either get deleted or privated.

Rackets said if his kids or wife tell him to stop he would. But that nick from 5 years ago.

 

[Fapcop]

The only possible way I could see Nick turning his life/career around at this point would be if he had a legit come to Jesus moment, was put on a plane to Florida, sobered up and became born again.

He could turn his life around and do addiction/self help/occasional legal streams.

People live a good redemption arc.

That would require shame and introspection though. Two things the man is utterly incapable of.

Rackets said if his kids or wife tell him to stop he would. But that nick from 5 years ago.

That would also require her to still be there. Something that isn’t exactly a given.

I hope it was nothing "worse" than the kids just getting access to and taking some of the drugs.
I fucking wish that was the worst that happened that would trigger a "let's never bring the kids over to the Nick house again".

WAIT A SECOND… Remember when Nick had to sit all night and “make sure somebody was ok”?

Maybe that was when one of the kids found his MDMA.