Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Like him putting on sunglasses in his pitch-black attic and tilting them for dramatic effect, before removing them in 5 seconds because he can't see shit lol.

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[Charlie Barkin]

It's them sabotaging everything we try to do and actively helping Chance that made me step away/take a break, they don't want to see the pedophile raging/suffer, they want a smiling happy pedophile. And they are actively supporting him with money.

Do you think the Weens will try to do what they did to Larson when Chance is inevitably made homeless or in a group home? Because if Chance thinks shit is bad NOW, he will aboslutely not be able to handle what is coming down the mountain once Sally kicks the bucket and finally dies, because we know damn well that Ed isn't sticking around to take care of Chance

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

Do you think the Weens will try to do what they did to Larson when Chance is inevitably made homeless or in a group home? Because if Chance thinks shit is bad NOW, he will aboslutely not be able to handle what is coming down the mountain once Sally kicks the bucket and finally dies, because we know damn well that Ed isn't sticking around to take care of Chance

I dunno, based on his leaked search history I think raxx's plan is to become the Sally and hope edroy doesn't notice.

But in all seriousness, raxx won't have a phone when he's homeless. That requires a modicum of responsibility, and nobody's deluding themselves into believing he's got that. I honestly believe Larson's only got a phone because he's got someone keeping up with that stuff (Bob).

 

[Charlie Barkin]

I dunno, based on his leaked search history I think raxx's plan is to become the Sally and hope edroy doesn't notice.

But in all seriousness, raxx won't have a phone when he's homeless. That requires a modicum of responsibility, and nobody's deluding themselves into believing he's got that. I honestly believe Larson's only got a phone because he's got someone keeping up with that stuff (Bob).

True, but I have a feeling atleast ONE of these trolls is willing to make Chance his personal bitch, or they'll just point a camera at him on the street and get him to rage out

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

True, but I have a feeling atleast ONE of these trolls is willing to make Chance his personal bitch, or they'll just point a camera at him on the street and get him to rage out

Maybe. Ohio, even the cities, has plenty of places to disappear off to. I don't have the vacation time to go goblin hunting, but maybe someone who's more aware of themself who doesn't have a job could do it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I dunno, based on his leaked search history I think raxx's plan is to become the Sally and hope edroy doesn't notice.

But in all seriousness, raxx won't have a phone when he's homeless. That requires a modicum of responsibility, and nobody's deluding themselves into believing he's got that. I honestly believe Larson's only got a phone because he's got someone keeping up with that stuff (Bob).

I want to believe he's smart enough to have a phone with him, and to memorize where to charge his phone, but I know he doesn't. The other night, BurgerBoy said something like, "he doesn't have the weasel brain in him anymore." He's right! He doesn't have the little plots and schemes like he used to, it's all one-note. If he doesn't get what he wants, he pretends he's in a secret society, and cries in discords.

I almost wonder if he got a concussion or something after Marty punched him

Marty's biggest hit right now (and previously) was sending scrappers/facebook or craigslist buyers/grindr dates over to raxx to fuck with him.

y'know what's funny? Schmekel Cat actually gave him this idea.

 

[McSneaks]

True, but I have a feeling atleast ONE of these trolls is willing to make Chance his personal bitch, or they'll just point a camera at him on the street and get him to rage out

Now I know you don't think he walks around on the street like a normal person? One the EXTREMELY rare opportunity where he's outside (and not declaring someone the king of ohio) he's gobbo shuffling between drain pipes

Even PnV permavirgins know it doesn't work that way. And given we know he watches porn, there's literally no excuse for him to be that unfathomably retarded. Are you sure his trolls aren't just making that up?

Then again, he was in high school until his 20's.

Watching porn DOES NOT educate you how sex is actually done/the results, lmao.

That said the "spit or swallowed" thing is probably just his retard gimp brain trying to process "your mom should have swallowed" that he heard once, not actually understanding what that means or the actual saying.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Can you guys imagine having cyraxx as a neighbor? The yelling, the constant coming of cops, the gay faggots sent by marty(using grinder) that has to be miserable and i would probably call animal control.

 

[エボラちゃん]

The smell inside the attic must be horrible during summer .

 

[Easy J]

If he takes the trash out at a certain time it could be fun to be outside with houseguests. Just to watch them react, trying to politely not stare while wondering if he's a cryptid. "...Is that your neighbor?... I don't wanna be rude... but... what's... up...with him"?

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

If he takes the trash out at a certain time it could be fun to be outside with houseguests. Just to watch them react, trying to politely not stare while wondering if he's a cryptid. "...Is that your neighbor?... I don't wanna be rude... but... what's... up...with him"?

LLoyd Street cryptid tours are gonna be a thing one day, and MBM dick riders will be the primary customers.

 

[you_equipped_socks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNUMxhEYyRM&

RIP Chance

 

[RastaDeathTrooper]

Did his YouTube channel get deleted? I swear it was there like 6 hours ago but now I can't find it anywhere

Edit: Yes it was

 

[Humanitarian]

Cyrax is dead. Smited by a falling tree.

Cleveland 5 News story

Spoiler: text

A 33-year-old man sitting upstairs in his Akron home Wednesday was killed when a tree on his property fell and crashed through the roof.

It happened around 11 a.m. in the 400 block of Sumner Street when a storm rolled through the city, according to the Akron Fire Department.



Tree falls on Akron home, killing man inside

The tree also hit another home next door, but no one there was injured.

Neighbors at the home on the other side of the house had no damage. They remembered their neighbor as kind after he helped them feed stray cats on their porch.

"You're at home, you have a storm, all of a sudden the branch falls— you don't even know it. We don't know if he was surviving once the tree actually hit; it's just a tragic event for everybody involved," said Deputy Chief Leon Henderson, Akron Fire Department.

The city called in Barberton Tree Service to remove the tree so the man's body could be recovered, firefighters said.

"We've been told since the minute we pulled up that the structure is completely compromised, and every cut we make is obviously changing the structure as we go, obviously putting their safety at risk as well," said Barberton Tree President Lisa Devenport.

The job was especially challenging for her crew, she said.

"We've had a similar situation but not one where there was a retrieval, so it's been very difficult. They said they were all up for the challenge that they wanted to help the city and wanted to do what they needed to do to get the person a proper burial," said Devenport.

Henderson said the Akron Fire Department was providing mental health services for the Barberton Tree crew.

"They've already talked to our guys, they've been watching them and coaching them through a lot. That's the biggest deal for these guys. I'll be following up. I always say, I'm a Mom first," Devenport said.

By 5 p.m., the home had been completely torn down after being deemed unsafe. When the home was standing, it had a "UAkronRentals" sign. News 5 called the rental company, which had no comment.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

"We both know that tree was meant for me, Marty!"

 

[Delamain]

That tree did not kill chance
But it did kill both of his channels lmao

 

[anliteralidiot]

It happened around 11 a.m. in the 400 block of Sumner Street when a storm rolled through the city, according to the Akron Fire Department.

that's not loyd st

If he takes the trash out at a certain time it could be fun to be outside with houseguests. Just to watch them react, trying to politely not stare while wondering if he's a cryptid. "...Is that your neighbor?... I don't wanna be rude... but... what's... up...with him"?

his last gf said he takes the garbage out at 3am, because he's scared of trolls

That tree did not kill chance
But it did kill both of his channels lmao

someone smashed a brick in Sally's window while he was in the car, damn

but he said he's got a sty, I wanna see the sty

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

That tree did not kill chance
But it did kill both of his channels lmao

Goodbye smugraxx, sadraxx is persona now.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Props to Nword and crew for culling his buddy trolls, they're the same type of faggots that gatekeep us from good content like CWC's ideaguys and Larson's managers.

 

[Bogliacci]

but he said he's got a sty, I wanna see the sty

Don't stys come from getting shit in your eye? Raxxy boys been digging for gold then rubbing his eyes.