Okay. Call me an old, jaded bitch.
I have over 20 years on Chantal, with an underlying autoimmune issue. I am currently recovering from pneumonia, bronchitis, and a collapsed lung; diagnosed 9 days ago. I had a fever of over 100 and no appetite at its onset.
On the day of diagnosis, I was not capable of even speaking one sentence in a fake, sultry , low, woe-is-me BMI voice without coughing and gasping for breath. The voice I did have sounded like a 100 year old life long smoker on his last legs. At no time was I completely bed bound. I managed to drag my ass to a walk-in clinic twice (drove myself) in three days for diagnosis and x-rays.
Yet, here she is, claiming she feels sicker than she ever has, and too sick to respond to texts and phone calls. In spite of that, she is able to search for a picture of a sick looking cat and upload it as a thumbnail for her “I’m dying and making deals with Allah, but haven’t seen a doctor” video. She ‘talks slowly’ for over ten minutes (to get those mid-video-ads) without one cough.
I am calling bull shit.
Rate me ‘recovering from an actual bout with something pretty bad’ MATI.