Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TerminalTryHard]

I should think they would have to even if rinky dink, if they want their members to be considered professional or even amateur.

Maybe he shot at some place that was basically some guys private shooting range who let people he knew practice there.
Maybe he was the best out of everyone every time he went. But he could easily have just been the best of a bad bunch.

Or they let him shoot at things from two meters away.

Unless they're hosting something like USPSA most likely not. People trying to go pro would probably be at nicer clubs in general.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Piggy’s full of shit again. We’ve all seen the womanly way he holds a gun.

 

[Uncle Buck]

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Let's do what we always do, stalkers, we hoard all the negro flatulence then hold the city hostage for fifty million dollars.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

what I love about patrick is that I can ignore the thread for a while due to getting sucked into the latest rackets stuff and when I come back NOTHING HAS CHANGED!

 

[Judge Holden]

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One of the rare times fatrick puts a hard black length in his mouth without it being smeared with Nikkki's shit

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Pat bros, after seeing this Nick video, I am very pessimistic about our chances at Lowcow of the year. Patrick will need to do something big.

There's an incoming lolsuit. Hopefully it will drag out and we will get more hilarity out of Fat making an ass of himself in the court room. Possibly soil himself and get held in contempt.

So.....forgive me for being of the bong and thus not knowing much about the burgerside rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty competitive scene but wouldn't there be records for competitive shooting events/clubs/whatever?

I used to shoot trap and skeet (translation for non-burgers: shotguns) competitively at a small club when I was a kid. They didn't keep shit for records except your name on the wall that year. I have a paperweight sized trophy packed in a box at my parent's house but there's no electronic records. Fatrick is older than me and also fatter so it's even more doubtful there is documented proof of his "accolades" beyond a trophy or medal.

I don't know shit about the Spanish Civil War beyond Pan's Labyrinth and don't feel the need to spout off about it. That's what separates man from pig.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The school records are the best shot for 12 year Pat with gun.

Shooting match is the wrong path to run the gun rabbit.

Hunters safety is the path of the gun rabbit.

By the time Pat was 12 Hunter's Safety was policy in WI. And to use the post WWII gun ranges (most of the old .22LR WWII model practice rifles were being retired with their bull barrels) in the schools were able to be used for the only decade old hunters safety. An elective class his manly-man father wanting him to take the class no doubt. Perhaps to take the wimpy boy out deer hunting.

Wisconsin has/had a bit in the state Constitution about harvesting wildlife being a right and a dueling section into the late 20th century.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I’m taking fats competitive shooting claims about as serious as I take the backwards skiing down the black diamond on hacked adderall lol. If he was good at anything he’d never shut up on Twitter about it and he’d post target practice videos constantly to brag.

He’s so lacking in real life manly men in his life as an influence that he posted that reload drill video with complete sincerity and started it with a prereleased clip lol. He apes masculinity because his libtard crew doesn’t know enough to call him out or make fun of him about it.

 

[Broadside]

I’m taking fats competitive shooting claims about as serious as I take the backwards skiing down the black diamond on hacked adderall lol. If he was good at anything he’d never shut up on Twitter about it and he’d post target practice videos constantly to brag.

Exactly. Why are there no photos of Pat engaging in his tough guy pastimes? No group photo with other marksmen, no proud photo of Pat on the white with his ski goggles, nothing. We have some lame photos of him showing off his P90 and that one hilarious gif of him swinging some stick about while on holiday.
Everyone I ever knew who had a badass hobby was part of some club centered around said hobby and had plenty of friends and photos to show. Not Pat.

 

[Tablet County]

Exactly. Why are there no photos of Pat engaging in his tough guy pastimes? No group photo with other marksmen, no proud photo of Pat on the white with his ski goggles, nothing. We have some lame photos of him showing off his P90 and that one hilarious gif of him swinging some stick about while on holiday.

NoT True sTlaker child. He has countless pictures of himself engaging in his favorite activity at the gym; being smug at the camera. Ymunkoke your future.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

New porklinson childhood lore drop
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So.....forgive me for being of the bong and thus not knowing much about the burgerside rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty competitive scene but wouldn't there be records for competitive shooting events/clubs/whatever?

Records which fat should be able to manifest if he is not once again being a fat and gay and bitchtitted liar?

EDIT: also fatrick continues to make normie friends
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That guys not a normie, he’s basically a milder MovieBob. He wants government action to violently suppress “Right wing” groups. He’s calling Patrick a bitch for not wanting to punch a heckin’ Nazi mother while she nurses one of her children.

 

[Summer of George]

That's Duolingo. I have no idea what's it doing there.

He's in the top 2% of Spanish learners, doncha know!

Like everything else Pat does, it's a larp. This nigga hasn't learned any Spanish. He has tacoposted on twitter plenty of times (search this thread for "Spanish" it's pretty good fun), but it's always just him running his repartees through Google Translate.

Just the other week, the Pat's Spanish Teacher gimmick account baited him with a message in Portuguese. Of course he fell for it immediately and thought it was español. And I'm pretty sure that "stalker" isn't a vocabulary word in duolingo lol.

 

[Summer of George]

Exactly. Why are there no photos of Pat engaging in his tough guy pastimes? No group photo with other marksmen, no proud photo of Pat on the white with his ski goggles, nothing. We have some lame photos of him showing off his P90 and that one hilarious gif of him swinging some stick about while on holiday.
Everyone I ever knew who had a badass hobby was part of some club centered around said hobby and had plenty of friends and photos to show. Not Pat.

I think he avoids being photographed among "friends" these days. Last time he did that, it didn't go well for him.

 

[Broadside]

He's in the top 2% of Spanish learners, doncha know!
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Like everything else Pat does, it's a larp. This nigga hasn't learned any Spanish. He has tacoposted on twitter plenty of times (search this thread for "Spanish" it's pretty good fun), but it's always just him running his repartees through Google Translate.

Just the other week, the Pat's Spanish Teacher gimmick account baited him with a message in Portuguese. Of course he fell for it immediately and thought it was español. And I'm pretty sure that "stalker" isn't a vocabulary word in duolingo lol.

I think some of Pat's fondness for Spanish comes from his skinwalker-like affectation of other's interests. His mother was in Spanish Club fwiw:

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Credit to BudDickman from oNa, I think it’s a good addition to the thread since shooter Pat got brought up. Rube status in full swing with this one lol nice practical ccw, stupid. He’s all in with tha accessories like a woman accessorizes an outfit. Less is more, fat.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Credit to BudDickman from oNa, I think it’s a good addition to the thread since shooter Pat got brought up. Rube status in full swing with this one lol nice practical ccw, stupid. He’s all in with tha accessories like a woman accessorizes an outfit. Less is more, fat.
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I would like to point out that flashlight is clearly a cheap Chinese knock off of an Olight. Which itself is a cheap brand of Chinese flashlight most known for their tendency to fucking explode.

 

[Judge Holden]

Going forward I expect zero reproach whenever I vent my violent sodomy fantasies about fatrick given how these are the standards he himself sets

 

[RollingRock2]

I would like to point out that flashlight is clearly a cheap Chinese knock off of an Olight. Which itself is a cheap brand of Chinese flashlight most known for their tendency to fucking explode.

The $4.99 OFat

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Netflix recommended me a Sci-fi movie that I think Nicki might also enjoy

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Credit to BudDickman from oNa, I think it’s a good addition to the thread since shooter Pat got brought up. Rube status in full swing with this one lol nice practical ccw, stupid. He’s all in with tha accessories like a woman accessorizes an outfit. Less is more, fat.
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ha this actually annoys me more than many other things fats has done. Not that he tacticooled up his nigglock, but that he did it so damn cheaply.

Also is that a serial number lol

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Going forward I expect zero reproach whenever I vent my violent sodomy fantasies about fatrick given how these are the standards he himself sets

for a fucking heckin valid libtard homosupporter he sure makes a damn lot of homophobic jokes, doesn't he