Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

moving out of the house and no longer living with the family is meant by this
'coparenting' usually means shit like "yeah i come play with them a bit on saturday afternoon and i pay some child support money" but that still leaves the wife a de facto single mother for 95% of the week

fair enough and granted just wanted to be sure I'm not 100 percent on the imholte lore

 

[Truly Rural]

Bible study on STMS!!!

 

[mfalkner]

Erik July claims the same a while ago, but Nick kept talking shit. This man has no spine, principles nor morals. An apology from him isn't worth even a cent until he can prove that he means it by committing to not talking shit and being a better man.

Hearing Nick's "jokes" about black people, I'd cut him off on principle if I was Eric july

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The reason I think this thread surpassing Keffals is a big deal is because, after Muta, Ana Kasparian released a 20 minute video calling Keffals a fraud, and tacitly admitting the Farms is right. How can any other cow possibly compete with that?

Well Keffals fucked off and disappeared letting the milk grow stale and is now reduced to being high and streaming to no one. Rekieta doesn’t see this as a big deal and will promise to stream (but will cancel it). When he will stream he’s going to see a boost in numbers and more hate donos, ergo more to fuel his narcissism. Looking forward to this because I doubt Rekieta will change and his friends like Dick will just enable him.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Hopefully the audio works on these. Aaron has been dropping details during his stream and knowing how vindictive Nick is he'll probably respond, we might be getting the couch story nuke someday soon.


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Maybe Nick has more in common with Ralph then I knew. From the Mati streams I can vaguely recall Ralph making May pick up empty bottles as well.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Well Keffals fucked off and disappeared letting the milk grow stale and is now reduced to being high and streaming to no one. Rekieta doesn’t see this as a big deal and will promise to stream (but will cancel it). When he will stream he’s going to see a boost in numbers and more hate donos, ergo more to fuel his narcissism. Looking forward to this because I doubt Rekieta will change and his friends like Dick will just enable him.

Rekieta can't keep his mouth shut and stop calling Montegraph a kiddy-diddler despite the active lawsuit for specifically that, of fucking course he isn't going to change. He's way too wetbrained at this point

 

[Oxyjen]

William H. Macy plays a great loser, but I think Nick should be played by Buscemi.

Buscemi, the consummate character actor, has even adopted the “recently brutally beaten about the face” look in anticipation of the role.

 

[Sharpeteer]

As I've said many times now, I do not believe Metokur explicitly told Nick that Monty is a pedo.

I don't believe it either, I was making the point on why that excuse is also retarded, as it doesn't make any sense.

The explanation is simple, he lied. Like always.

Hearing Nick's "jokes" about black people, I'd cut him off on principle if I was Eric july

Racist jokes can be very funny, but the problem, imo, is that most people that tell them are not funny, and it comes off as super cringe.

Nick hasn't been unironically funny for years. Why is it that a man that is so obsessed with trying to turn everything into a joke can never be funny? What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[The Internet Dick]

The only lawyer I think that has ever come close to being a wizard is probably Gary Spence. That guy has gotten people out of shit I think few other lawyers could.

The late F. Lee Bailey ranks wizard, I think. He was THE criminal defense attorney from the 50's to the 80's, representing Sam Sheppard, Albert DeSalvo aka The Boston Strangler, Patty Hearst, as well as other high-profile cases--even late in life serving as a consulting member of O.J. Simpson's legal Dream Team alongside other heavy hitters such as Robert Karshian, Johnnie Cochran, and Alan Dershowitz.

But that isn't what makes F. Lee Bailey a wizard. As it happens, Bailey was a notorious alcoholic, reportedly consuming at least a fifth of very good whiskey every day. None of his clients ever minded his drinking problem because Bailey still continued to win even when half in the bag and barely able to stand. Bailey's crowning moment as High Wizard and King of Defense Attorneys came when he was caught cold driving while intoxicated, speeding and weaving and--when pulled over--slurring his words, staggering around, and completely unable to complete the sobriety field test, all of which was caught on camera. Bailey defended himself in court and beat the rap over a microscopic procedural error.

Nick Rekieta no doubt sees himself as another F. Lee Bailey and if he does, he's wrong. Unlike Rekieta, Bailey was one of the finest legal minds in the country. Bailey could also hold his liquor.

 

[Truly Rural]

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[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Every single channel covering this, small and large says "he's a lawyer that covers trials." You're a law channel Nick, even though you don't want to be.

Non-practicing law channel*

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If Aaron steals our wife from Rekieta I'm going to die laughing.

 

[dick brain]

Look at your average middle class socialist in the US. What do they want the world to be like? They have provided no description of a fully functioning alternative system to the one we have. Instead all they seek is to deprive the "wealthy" and "white" of everything they have. Seriously, go ask one of them what they truly want the world to be. They can answer nothing past "I want to take the power from the rich oppressors". What will you do with this power? They have no idea.

This is because socialists are retards who assume that happiness is the default state of being, and attribute their unhappiness to the imposition of external forces. They don't understand that happiness is earned and achieved because they've never earned or achieved anything, so they assume that their unhappiness is someone else's fault; they believe that if they were provided everything and nothing was asked of them, they'd be happy, so that's their ideal. It's retarded, but not as nefarious as you're making it out to be.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

I had originally thought that Nick was the one telling April he was her soul mate (gag), but now it's Aaron and Kayla are soulmates (also gag)? I thought they were doing hate sex because Kayla didnt like Aaron. The streams are crossing or something.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Covert Narcs don't have hobbies. They go from one thing to another to assimilate to what they think others are into around them

It’s as good as explanation as I’ve ever heard for his behavior. I’ve always found the fact he was dedicated family, church, homeschool guy, to the point only Christian music was allowed in the car seven years ago, to being a Dick Masterson fanboy to Mr LawTubes interwebs to drunk MDMA hedonist swinger comedian very bizarre.

Adolescents and teens swing through identity shifts like this, but not adult men in their 40’s. It’s well beyond mid-life crisis behavior.

The booze, fame and drugs certainly turbo charged the issues, but there’s something fundamentally broken with a guy that can be pulled into two polar opposite extremes, as an adult, within the space of six years. Might have been bizarre, but navigable and survivable, if not for the alcohol abuse.

By the time Nick was streaming I think he was tired of being the Christian family man and wanted a different persona and fanbase. But the only thing that made him stand out from all the other Dick show ball hangers was the fact that he was a lawyer and had a large family, those two traits were unique and drew a much larger audience to him. A much larger audience that wasn’t just part of the general degenerate LA comedian fan base circle. Before he knew it he was attracting the wine moms, Dads that own homes in flyover country and sad fellas that paid him to drink toasts to dead relatives.

When he was at his zenith after the Depp trial I was surprised to still see him jumping into sector drama, beefing with Ethan Ralph, etc… He resented the big normie audience he had drawn to his streams and started to do everything possible to alienate them after a while. He was absolutely told by Rumble, and others, to lean into the conservative Minn lawyer and homeschool dad persona and inject more political commentary and Cultivate a cult of personality and community via Locals. This infuriated him. They could not see the genius of Nick and were trying to box him in and control him!

He seems to share a lot of traits with Elijah Schaffer. I’ve always wondered what went down at The Blaze when Nick went on Schaffer’s show and hung out with him. They both seemed to purposely sabotage Nick’s appearance by making in-jokes and off-color shit that most of the audience wouldn’t get. Nick seemed eager to pull Elijah in esoteric sector drama he didn’t quite understand.

Elijah effectively torpedoed his entire career and alienated everyone, much like Nick, but with less booze and more homosexuality. I think Schaffer is still hardcore Christian grifting so maybe that caused a wedge between them. But both of them seemed convinced the big money corporate platforms were holding them back. Funny to see where both have ended up since Gunt was dancing for them in a black cowboy hat. They haven’t fallen as low as the Gunt, but given where both were two years ago they have definitely fallen much further given the heights they were at. Gunt just fell from the curb into the sewer, Nick and Elijah swan dived from a 30 story building.

Nick Rekieta no doubt sees himself as another F. Lee Bailey and if he does, he's wrong. Unlike Rekieta, Bailey was one of the finest legal minds in the country. Bailey could also hold his liquor.

Strongly disagree. Patty Hearst was kidnapped, locked in a closet, brutally, repeatedly raped and after months of that she did the bidding of the crazies that tortured her. He couldn’t Hearst off bank robbing charges after the living hell she endured? Pfft. Bailey lost cases that should have been won.

Bailey was an over-hyped grifter. He just used the “brand name” and fame to convince people he was a top tier lawyer when he was a mediocre lawyer but a top tier grifter and very, very good at using the media to create a myth around himself. His use of the media to create a brand and myth about himself was his greatest skill, not his legal chops.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Aaron: Look you can't help when you meet someone and you fall for each other, you know... What can you do?
Sometimes you meet each other and... Just kinda you have... You know maybe you have the same problem... Maybe uhhh.... Let's just say there is someone in your life who doesn't really understand you, or communicate with you, or they... Errr... Twist your words, and maybe the two of you have that in common, and uh... Maybe the more unhappy you get there the more you lean on one another and fall in love and... Uh.... I don't know. Tell each other things like, uh.... Is there a bible verse for when you call each other soulmates, perhaps when you are cuddling each other?

I'm kinda lost here. Is he implicating that he and Our Wife fell in love with each other, or is he telling the story of love between Our Wife and April, or April and Nick????? I'm really lost.
The way he tells, seems like he and Our Wife. But it doesn't make much sense at the moment. At least with the information I got from this debacle.

 

[Edilg]

Whew. Monty really broke this case wide open. He won the appeal and then all the rumors of swinging, drugs and overall debauchery have been proven true.

 

[dustnight]

I don't believe it either, I was making the point on why that excuse is also retarded, as it doesn't make any sense.

The explanation is simple, he lied. Like always.


Racist jokes can be very funny, but the problem, imo, is that most people that tell them are not funny, and it comes off as super cringe.

Nick hasn't been unironically funny for years. Why is it that a man that is so obsessed with trying to turn everything into a joke can never be funny? What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[break these cuffs]

I had originally thought that Nick was the one telling April he was her soul mate (gag), but now it's Aaron and Kayla are soulmates (also gag)? I thought they were doing hate sex because Kayla didnt like Aaron. The streams are crossing or something.

Unreliable narrators with agendas are telling half the story from their own perspective. This is the time when you just sit back and enjoy speculating. The dust will settle eventually.

 

[Oxyjen]

If Aaron steals our wife from Rekieta I'm going to die laughing.

I’m just astonished at how fast all of this is happening. It only feels like a few weeks ago that we were frowning at the awkward hot tub scene and assuming it was a one-off crossover with these randos for benefit of their streaming careers.

And then all the jokes after we saw the upside down pineapple.

But you can now suggest a literal hostile wife-swap is in progress and be in with a fair chance of being proven correct in a matter of days.

 

[indomitable snowman]

According to Aaron, Nick wanted to use a "weird encrypted app" to send messages instead of texting. Calls it "goofy" and compares it to himself being the hesitant guy in a horror film who says "let's not go through this door, oh well, I guess we're going through this door."

Signal.

Holy crap I can't keep up with the this thread.

Could the court force rehab due to his behavior?