Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kulee Baba]

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Well it would appear the normies have realized there might be magic in the world.
I dunno who's sending the medallions though I do know if I ever received one in the mail I'm not touching the fucking thing and passing it over to someone I don't like.

I truly believe the Medallions have the same properties as the titular one in Jim Carrey’s The Mask.

ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Well it would appear the normies have realized there might be magic in the world.
I dunno who's sending the medallions though I do know if I ever received one in the mail I'm not touching the fucking thing and passing it over to someone I don't like.

I mean they are wrong he wasn't quite at the level he is now but the hedonism stuff MANdy simp stream coomalot degeneracy and several embarrassing drunken moments had already happened before he received the medallion. He didn't need help from a sonichu demon he was already a cow.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I make no apologies for laughing at any thing making fun of Aaron cause he said he finds it funny when the casino calls him a faggot and he’s a big boy who can take some heat unlike rekeita

I don't know much about Imholte prior to all of this drama, but I have to admit, he earned at least a baseline of respect from me last night during his stream. Considering his situation, he's handling it about as well as anyone could hope to. He had decent comebacks for all of the shit-talking people were doing and was relatively quick on his feet. Would I watch his content after all of this settles down? Probably not. But I thought his reactions were pretty amusing for what it was. He's miles ahead of Rekieta in terms of humor and authenticity, that's for sure. He's owning his situation and being honest, and I appreciate that.

I might be a little late for the party, but I’m here to note about the man’s health condition has been getting worse over the years, it’s like he aged more than 10 years looking more like a sapped ghoul that even DSP and The Dragons Treasure are noticing.

https://vxtwitter.com/MidnightKingIII/status/1793456029738422719

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This is wild. It's like those comparison images of American Presidents at the start and end of their terms.


I guess presiding as "Chief of Tomfoolery" for six years really takes its toll.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Sittin' back, gettin' my dick sucked, gettin' my dick sucked
Sittin' back, gettin' my dick sucked by the neighborhood hoe

 

[Captain Manning]

right right I'm not saying that it will, I'm saying that in Nick's retarded alcohol sodden mind nick getting destroyed in court is actually somehow a underwater 4D chess gigabrain move that will epically own randazza and expose him and his reptutation as the "best defamation lawyer" or something like that.

He might think that, sure.

It's the dumbest fucking thing ever though.

How can you write hundreds of fucking thousands of dollars to somebody and think you're owning them?

I don't think that's it though. Nick didn't start out hating Randazza. He had some problems with his partner back during Weebwars, but that got smoothed over before he hired Randazza. He seemed to genuinely admire Randazza, and thought that if anybody could extricate him from this shit pile he made, it would be Randazza.

Problem is, Randazza is good, but he's not a goddamned wizard. In fact, no lawyer is.

The only lawyer I think that has ever come close to being a wizard is probably Gary Spence. That guy has gotten people out of shit I think few other lawyers could.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

These commentary channels tend to run in the same circles and group chats, so they'll informally "coordinate" releasing videos about the same topic in close proximity. It helps all of them to have a dozen decently performing videos all about the same topic hitting the algorithm in close proximity. The Iilluminaughtii content mill was a glorious example of it.

I look forward to a bunch of videos carefully constructed to avoid mentioning a certain website.

 

[Ginebra]

I've finally caught up. A good seventy or so pages, man shit flies fast. Thank you, Nick for all the laughs you've given me of late, and here's to more meltdowns as the fall gets more and more intense!

 

[Not Really Here]

Has any lawtuber that is close to Nick come out and said they are concerned about Nick?

Potentially Criminal commented on twitter (and maybe on stream) that Nick needs rehab.

Last night Sean was being questioned by chat about Nick, and said there was nothing anyone could do for Nick, Nick needs to make the choice to get help, then steam sniped Kino going over the STMS(gay ass 2000's radio name) talking about Nick.

He's like Null's fat brother.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Nick is making it more difficult for Indian Cr1TiKaL by spiraling so soon after the Keffals doc dropped (and surpassing Keffals's thread in the process). Just let the man recharge already, Nick, he'll get to you soon enough.

 

[waffle]

Aaron's biggest problem with his ex-wife (and his parents) was his current wife April. Everyone associated with or around Aaron hated April and saw her as a danger to his children. With April gone, I think everyone including Aaron's ex-wife is going to see him as moving in the right direction and not punish him for anything he has admitted to in the past.

It sounds like he showed up cap-in-hand to his family a few weeks ago and came clean/apologized for a bunch of shit before this tirned into a public blowout. Shit like that goes a long way with normies, and let's Aaron throw rocks with impunity because he can just say "it was wrong when I did it, but I stopped and made right with the folks in my life. What's your problem, nigga?" that's a kill shot, especially when you have as much dirt as he seems to.

 

[DumbDude43]

Aaron's biggest problem with his ex-wife (and his parents) was his current wife April. Everyone associated with or around Aaron hated April and saw her as a danger to his children. With April gone, I think everyone including Aaron's ex-wife is going to see him as moving in the right direction and not punish him for anything he has admitted to in the past.

what, you think his ex is gonna take him back?
i don't see that happening. dumping her while pregnant and leaving her alone with the children is a supremely disgusting asshole move, the kind of shit that is almost completely unforgivable.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick is just trying to look for somebody to blame his own stupidity on. In this case it's Jim, Randazza, Judge Fischer, and probably Null. Nothing is ever Nick's fault.

Between this and the love-bombing, this is classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It's not his fault the appeal was denied, the incompetence of all of you let him down.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

This thread moves too quick to keep up with all this Balldo news!

All I want to add is Aaron from Steel Toe has the same energy as Michael Scott in that episode of The Office where he finally has a story worth listening to so he milks it for all that it's worth. Especially with all the baity "don't make me tell the X story" bits.

He is an attention whore first and foremost so I hope this all leads to him dedicating his whole show to alogging his own exwife and the guy who cucked him. Truly a worthy successor to Vickers.

 

[Goatchoker]

what, you think his ex is gonna take him back?
i don't see that happening. dumping her while pregnant and leaving her alone with the children is a supremely disgusting asshole move, the kind of shit that is almost completely unforgivable.

No, not at all, but if he came clean and bettered himself he would have a better coparenting relationship that seems to have been very strained via April.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Nick apparently went live on Locals since the infamous drunken stream, and apparently it briefly went live with video... there was something about the stream restarting, but he ultimately streamed without the camera on. Someone posted this screenshot on the Locals stream. Looks like a black eye. Legit?

Also, spends a portion of the stream stating he still wants to do the locals exclusive "Exploring Christianity" series.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is making it more difficult for Indian Cr1TiKaL by spiraling so soon after the Keffals doc dropped (and surpassing Keffals's thread in the process). Just let the man recharge already, Nick, he'll get to you soon enough.

The reason I think this thread surpassing Keffals is a big deal is because, after Muta, Ana Kasparian released a 20 minute video calling Keffals a fraud, and tacitly admitting the Farms is right. How can any other cow possibly compete with that?

Well, Nick's Monday is apparently how you compete with that. Is this "hold my beer," or what?

You have to be a world class fuckup to have more attention on you than the attention Keffals has been getting this month. I didn't think it was possible, but somehow Nick managed to do it.

Someone posted this screenshot on the Locals stream. Legit?

Yes, it was discussed in this thread last night. Thread moves at warp speed now. Much milk.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

leaving her alone with the children

what exactly is meant by this? Leaving the wife for a coke whore was shit ass behavior and his recent cuckening is just deserts, but is there any evidence he abandoned the kids? It seems he has at least some coparenting or somthing going on since his kids not wanting to go to racket's house is part of the reason why he bowed out in the first place

 

[Poop Shoot]

what, you think his ex is gonna take him back?
i don't see that happening. dumping her while pregnant and leaving her alone with the children is a supremely disgusting asshole move, the kind of shit that is almost completely unforgivable.

Right, Aaron is just another redpill faggot preaching the virtues of trad wifery then turns around and cheats on his wife as soon as an opportunity presents itself.

They all fucking do.

I suppose how him apologizing when his own life blew up makes him... what, not bottom of the barrel? Apparently the bar is in hell.

 

[DumbDude43]

what exactly is meant by this? Leaving the wife for a coke whore was shit ass behavior and his recent cuckening is just deserts, but is there any evidence he abandoned the kids? It seems he has at least some coparenting or somthing going on since his kids not wanting to go to racket's house is part of the reason why he bowed out in the first place

moving out of the house and no longer living with the family is meant by this
'coparenting' usually means shit like "yeah i come play with them a bit on saturday afternoon and i pay some child support money" but that still leaves the wife a de facto single mother for 95% of the week

 

[Botchy Galoop]

William H. Macy plays a great loser, but I think Nick should be played by Buscemi

As long as the movie starts with a plastic bag dancing aimlessly on the breeze. The bag should have the logo of the Pleasure Palace on it.