Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I picture Jerry's end in Fargo. A former Minnesota family man refusing to admit defeat, being dragged screeching into the cold by the police.

He will be leaving that house either in an ambulance or a police car.

 

[Tablet County]

Patrick and Rackets should down some bottles together and drag race their Rustangs through the streets of Knoxville. Whoever totals their car first is the winner, winner gets an open bar at Hooligan's and a free balldo.

That would be funny I think.

I think Fatrick would win that contest. Knowing Nick's track record he'd crash his car into the nearest lightpost, but Fatrick's rustang would break down at the starting line.

 

[Harm]

These commentary channels tend to run in the same circles and group chats, so they'll informally "coordinate" releasing videos about the same topic in close proximity. It helps all of them to have a dozen decently performing videos all about the same topic hitting the algorithm in close proximity. The Iilluminaughtii content mill was a glorious example of it.

Even if the big boys like Moistcr1tik4l don't pick it up, it won't be long until the smaller channels are fighting over the residual scraps of the Nick train.

 

[4090 Chad]

Has any lawtuber that is close to Nick come out and said they are concerned about Nick? I haven't seen anything public from people like Uncivil Law or Legal Mindset.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

In no appreciable way will this case hurt Mark Randazza

right right I'm not saying that it will, I'm saying that in Nick's retarded alcohol sodden mind nick getting destroyed in court is actually somehow a underwater 4D chess gigabrain move that will epically own randazza and expose him and his reptutation as the "best defamation lawyer" or something like that.

With how retarded nick is now I would not be shocked if this turned out to be thinking somehow.

but it could just be he was just seething at his loss and I'm just writing fanfiction again lol

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Has any lawtuber that is close to Nick come out and said they are concerned about Nick? I haven't seen anything public from people like Uncivil Law or Legal Mindset.

Mindset has danced around it in the past, but haven't seen anything after this fallout.
Vices texted during the stream telling him to go to bed, but Nick just tried to get him on the show.
Potentially Criminal commented on twitter (and maybe on stream) that Nick needs rehab.
Gosney apparently reached out privately and was rebuffed.
Edit to add: Runkle was on chat in the cokestream and telling Nick to get help I think (certainly after saying that Runkle himself needed a drink).

 

[ReverendVerse]

Has any lawtuber that is close to Nick come out and said they are concerned about Nick? I haven't seen anything public from people like Uncivil Law or Legal Mindset.

I think Nick has mostly alienated himself from most of the YouTube lawyers. I know Mindset is completely over Nick and distanced himself openly. Jeff (Legal Vices) is just riding Nick's coat tails. We know Nick has also pushed away Sean, because he knows Sean and Null are on good terms. I guarantee the others, like Aussie, Runkle, Branca, and others have just quietly just ignore him now.

EDIT: Now that I think of it, Nick recently said, and it might have been on the last stream, that he actively doesn't reach out to anyone else in the community anymore. I know it was probably a cope of "I don't need them, they need me," but I think ultimately he's probably tired of them asking him if he's okay and just stopped communicating with them.

 

[Archie Bunker]

I was searching through some of his old videos this morning to show how much he's aged in six years so I decided to get out a marker pen and had a few sniffs so that I can enhance my Autism and also my Dyslexia. The Corner Demon is real!

Six years ago this was Nick's office, directly behind him is a window and door but also on his right there is a window:
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He eventually moved a bookcase behind him, this covered some of his window behind
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On his recent videos it appears as if he's filming on an angle due to the Wall Art (A) and Bookshelf (B) not being level:
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So I believe this is the layout of the room:
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Poor Nick goes on stream and there's demon cats flying outside of his window like a horror movie. No wonder why he looks rough.

No. He streams in the safe in his basement area, so I don’t believe there are any windows. He mentioned it at some point during this disaster of a stream as a shitty drunk flex that he was “the only one with a safe door” or something, and in previous streams where Drex has a camera on him too, you can see the open safe door behind Drexel, who is looking forward at Nick.
You can also check the Zillow listing for Nick’s house and see the large green safe door in the basement. I believe he moved some bookshelves into the safe area for a backdrop.

Get you some better sniffing markers, my boy.

 

[LemonParty]

Rekietas: The joke is just like when Ali Baba tried to steal from the cave because he's an arab and hey he's got this this side piece who he's eating her vagina because he's arab and the forty thieves who aren't black because we didn't invent black people back then have this cave, and the door opens when you say "open sesame" and the cave is full of burger buns, and ronald mcdonald is fat and Kasim, who's Ali baba's brother has lots of money like an iron shiek and he's fucking people in the ass and making them humble, and some of those people are kids, but it's okay because in the quran muhammed has this harem of fourteen year olds and (etc.)

This is far better than a Rekieta joke, it came full circle. You started talking about Muslims and ended talking about Muslims. Nick is not capable of being that coherent.

 

[AnOminous]

Get you some better sniffing markers, my boy.

What about "six years ago" and the literal picture of the window did you miss?

 

[Kandinsky]

Has any lawtuber that is close to Nick come out and said they are concerned about Nick? I haven't seen anything public from people like Uncivil Law or Legal Mindset.

No one had disavowed.

 

[Tablet County]

This is far better than a Rekieta joke, it came full circle. You started talking about Muslims and ended talking about Muslims. Nick is not capable of being that coherent.

Well see my neural pathways are actually fully functional for the most part. You have no idea how difficult it is to try and emulate Rackets' wetbrain, madlibs, six degress of separation nonsense.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What about "six years ago" and the literal picture of the window did you miss?

Well, yeah. The poster didn't seem to realize that 6 years ago he lived in a completely different house.

 

[Pedophobe]

The Iilluminaughtii content mill was a glorious example of it.

It was like seeing piranhas skeletonize a cow.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Major props for a Stone Cold reference.

That movie was a great piece of filler. Lance Henrikson chewing scenery really made the movie work. Brian Boswell was just there compared to the rest of the cast. I cant forget Willam Forsythe as a greasy biker with some zippy lines.

 

[huecoffs02]

Also it’s cringe inducing every time rackets randomly inserts “butthole” into his comments as part of the random access schtick why is he like this

It's Sonichu's influence. There's nothing we can do to stop the Random Access Humor

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Well it would appear the normies have realized there might be magic in the world.
I dunno who's sending the medallions though I do know if I ever received one in the mail I'm not touching the fucking thing and passing it over to someone I don't like.

 

[AnOminous]

Well see my neural pathways are actually fully functional for the most part. You have no idea how difficult it is to try and emulate Rackets' wetbrain, madlibs, six degress of separation nonsense.

I prescribe a fifth of whiskey, several lines of coke, some MDMA, a few Modafinil pills, and a Balldo. Repeat as necessary.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

@Null spent like the last hour trying to find where monty had made a request to rekeita regarding making a retraction, I may be slightly off in that monty only made these requests before starting legal action but I could have sworn I had seen evidence that monty had stated outright he would end all the legal stuff if Nick just issued a retraction and kept monty's name out of his mouth and no other settlement needed. I vaguely remember it might have been on sean's channel a few months ago. I am incredibly convinced I did not make this up entirely at least.

closest I could find is the attached video but that's before the suit started but also I could see how it can't be taken seriously with how schizo monty sounds in the superchat now that I go over it again.

it is entirely possible that at this time there is no reconciliation nick could do until I can find some evidence that monty extended an olive branch after the suit started.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

He is influenced outrageously easily(fuck grammar). That was clear from the beginning, after weeb wars he was talking more about anime, after hanging out with FNT he was more talking about the movies. I don't think grifting was the top priority. He's laughably desperate for attention and having pretty much no personality or convictions made morphing into hobbies really easy for him. This is retards like jewsh and others don't get, from the get go it was obvious he was a weak faggot that can go with whatever on a whim. After failing to realize that all this time, now they are coping non-stop that he changed when he was never strong willed, smart individual to begin with. You can't blame dragon dragon for farting, that's what it does. You just gotta be better at recognizing signs of a dragon dragon before it farts.

Covert Narcs don't have hobbies. They go from one thing to another to assimilate to what they think others are into around them. It's why it cracked me up when Josh responded to one of Nicks' early degenerate videos with, "get a hobby". Nick can't get a hobby. He will also never hit rock bottom. There is no rock bottom to them, they will never seek help. That's the sad reality about Nick. His divorce is imminent because, unless Kayla is one too, she has the ability to hit rock bottom and make a change. Nick will move on to find more supply.

It's also why Nick told him to off himself when Aaron said he didn't want to hang out with him anymore. The worst thing you can do to a covert narcissist is leave them. When Kayla finally leaves we will get a huge blowup from him about her.

I'm not saying Aaron is perfect, but you can tell he's not a narcissist. Unlike Nick he has the ability to feel sympathy. It's why, as much of a doofus as he can be, he has the wherewithal to get his kids out of the situation and take his time to make Nick's starving kids some Spaghetti-O's. He has hobbies, like Golf which you can tell he actually partakes in, and is able to have somewhat of a relationship with his ex, according to him at least. It's also why he's just tottering on the edge of spilling everything. He probably realizes that there are other people in that house that could suffer while at the same time enjoying the attention.