💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
DumbDude43 said:
he did enough awful embarrassing bad shit to become lolcow of the year, and that was just from the stuff that he made public. you bet your ass that he generates even more lolcow content in private.
aaron no doubt has heaps of stories to tell about old balldoman
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Sharpeteer said:
Rekieta may be a pos on stream, but that's only like 3-4 hours in a 24 hour day. Think about how awful he is the rest of the day, and to those that he doesn't have to answer to in his chat or Locals (the people who pay him)?

I have no problem believing outside of this little "LawPope" bubble, he is absolutely vile to the point NOBODY likes him, and have stories to tell.

Plus Nick's personality is so desperate to overshare everything. With Aaron and April off screen, no cameras are on, and they're swingers just like he is, so he feels comfortable to the point of oversharing to the point it would make the average person flee.
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It’s crazy that Nick did so many bad embarrassing drunk things like 3 weeks of hanging out. Like I have like 5 embarrassing drunk stories over like a decade, and this nigga has like 15 in a couple weeks lmao.
 
feral cat #6385 said:
Exactly. No one gets married with the intention of it not working out. People change. Shit happens. No one should be condemned forever because their marriage didn't' work out.
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But that's not what happened. He jumped the ship at first sight of a druggie bimbo who - as anybody with two brain cells would expect - cucked him not long after.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
They give out and sell cheap fent tests for drugs. It’s been a common thing for several years to help prevent the club kids and recreational drug users buying Molly, pressed pills or coke from OD’ing on fent. I think you can buy them on Amazon but I know you can order them online and they sell/give them out in a lot of downtown areas with a club scene.

I would hope cheap fent tests would be on the cards for the parents of five that like to snort coke and take molly.
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yeah but if you're on a coke binge and someone hands you more coke are you really gonna take out the test strip and test it? No you're gonna do the coke.
 
Orc-Chud said:
It’s crazy that Nick did so many bad embarrassing drunk things like 3 weeks of hanging out. Like I have like 5 embarrassing drunk stories over like a decade, and this nigga has like 15 in a couple weeks lmao.
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well he probably drinks as much in a couple weeks as you do in a decade, so this makes sense
 
daffodils said:
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Aaron recounts a Nicksplanation of how cocaine works. He really explains Nick's know-it-all attitude perfectly here. I'm also pretty sure Nick has used the same explanation of stress levels on a recent stream. Does anyone remember where?
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Damn time to go tell the psychiatrists about this secret. That's crazy. Maybe it works for schizophrenia too, if you take LSD that just increases your body's ability to handle hallucinations.
 
Featured on May 23, 2024 by Null: Nick Rekieta and his wife Kayla have been arrested for possession of drugs and a firearm while in possession. April Imholte, the hotwife they've been seeing, is also in jail.
Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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