Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Windy Moors]

I'm sure there is food on the table,

Lol, nope.

The real question is, why an Australian YouTuber has a Bear avatar if there are no Bears in Australia?

Ya flaming galah, have you never heard about the ferocious chlamydia infected Koalas or the deadly Dropbear?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yes. I don’t do drugs but getting your drugs off a platform famous for selling private info in bulk is as retarded as going into the city to buy said drugs off a random hood nigger selling it openly on said platform. Make sure you take the flashy mustang deep enough in the crime infested cities Nick!

Save time and do it with the kids in the back... on the way to the school.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The entire voodoo practice of brainwashing and “de-programming” cultists was created for the defense of her ilk. So many fucking wannabe revolutionary rich kids got away with literal murder and life ruination because their parents got them out of the country or paid for lawyers and media.

The bitch they arrested with her is a water color artist who helped plan murders and robberies.

Where are you even getting this shit? The first attempted deprogramming was in 1971 by Ted Patrick, for parents whose son had joined the Family (aka the Children of God) a pedophilia loving cult. .Hearst was kidnapped in 1974. The entire practice of deprogramming was aimed at rescuing people that had joined new religious movements (aka Cults) and cut off contact with families. It specifically targeted young people that had joined eastern religious cults, The Family, the Moonies, Scientology, etc... I've have never heard about a "deprogramming" that involved political movements, it's always religious cult. The closest deprogramming ever came to politics was Jonestown because Jim Jones mixed a lot of crazy lefty communist stuff with this religious to attract the young hippies and black people to his church.

I believe "Stockholm Syndrome" was the central thesis in the Hearst defense, which is an entirely different and separate matter from deprogramming. Stockholm Syndrome is a psychology theory that developed after hostages in a bank robbery in Stockholm began sympathizing and defending their captors. Psychologists were interested in how that happened. How did crime victims start sympathizing with their perpetrators. Even this was far from what Hearst experienced, given the Stockholm robbery lasted only a few days and was group of hostages. The event also happened in 1973, just a year before Hearst was kidnapped, so it was a very hot topic during the era among psychologists interested in such matters.

What happened to Hearst is most similar to a long term POW torture and "REprogramming." Reprogramming goes back to the Korean War and was the theory to explain why you had POW spouting North Korean propaganda in new reels and claiming the USA was the enemy. The US government was very interested in the reprogramming stuff and studied it in great detail. It was a topic of such interest you had a book/movie like the Manchurian Candidate come out in the early 1960's exploring the concept and its potential. Even if you meant reprogramming, not deprogramming, it was noted and studied twenty years before the Hearst trial and its development and theories behind it had nothing to do with the Hearst trial twenty years in the future.

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Aaron recounts a Nicksplanation of how cocaine works. He really explains Nick's know-it-all attitude perfectly here. I'm also pretty sure Nick has used the same explanation of stress levels on a recent stream. Does anyone remember where?

It's obvious Nick believes he can convince or argue his way out of anything and believes he is an expert in all matters. I think fifteen years of his not-so-bright wife agreeing he's right about everything, and making her agree with his point of view, convinced him of his persuasive powers. The fact his persuasive power didn't seem to work in court very well, or in local social circles, was no matter. The internet is the place you go to get confirmation and affirmation of your intellectual and persuasive powers.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

So there’s your vibe, there’s the self serving angle. But we’re not here to hoist imholte up on our shoulders; we’re just waiting to see if he drops some bombs out of spite

I know I know, I'm just stating the obvious and just saying how much I dislike imholte that's all, but if anyone if going to say shit it's him, the problem I have is how truthful is anything he says over our drunken non practicing lawyer.

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You are correct. In the stream back in 2019 where Metokur introduced Monty to Nick he went out of his way to explicitly state that he wasn't accusing Monty of being a pedo. You can check the stream below if you want to verify it for yourself:

Oh fuck nicks getting mega raped in court, I'm unsure what metokur will actually do other than laugh, I think metokur still likes nick to a degree, he's poked him a few times with the Mandy song but I seem to recall him saying he doesn't know wtf nick is doing and metokur even said he saw nick going places.
Nick hasn't really attacked jim like Ralph did so I personally don't see him going that far but who knows.

The fact Nick's pill stream is pretty much being injected into everywhere isn't great and his streaming career is totally fucked, there is no coming back from this.

 

[Magic AIDS Baby]

Well god damn...

 

[feral cat #6385]

Watching Aaron's show this morning and he says April did not break up his first marriage, he got divorced years before he met her. He was a "naughty boy, but not with her". Thankfully this incorrect narrative got started somewhere or we would have been denied that multipage spergfest from this morning.

Sounds like he still broke up his first marriage over a hoor it was just a different hoor. Hope he learns from it and becomes a better person but, doubtful.

To me he will always be the guy who was willing to call Keffals retarded live on stream in front of thousands of people when no one else outside Kiwifarms would

Well that's kind of his superpower. He's always defaming. Calling people pedos, faggots, fats....

They weren't just swinging, this was full blown wife swap with feels and all

Emotional cheating is worse. There's no coming back from that.

The only thing that stops me believing it completely is just look at Steel toe faggot. Then again she married balldo so we already know she makes bad choices.

I'm guessing its more of a proximity thing. Aaron was probably the only thing she's been around that vaguely resembles a man in years.

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

The ex is probably just happy that the coke whore is out of the picture and is content to let him make April's reputation even worse.

4 Rekietas: The joke is just like when Ali Baba tried to steal from the cave because he's an arab and hey he's got this this side piece who he's eating her vagina because he's arab and the forty thieves who aren't black because we didn't invent black people back then have this cave, and the door opens when you say "open sesame" and the cave is full of burger buns, and ronald mcdonald is fat and Kasim, who's Ali baba's brother has lots of money like an iron shiek and he's fucking people in the ass and making them humble, and some of those people are kids, but it's okay because in the quran muhammed has this harem of fourteen year olds and (etc.)

Nick Rekieta is the Tommy Wiseau of comedy.

William H. Macy plays a great loser, but I think Nick should be played by Buscemi.

No. Only Elliot Page can play Nick Rekieta.

 

[DuranceVile]

The fact Nick's pill stream is pretty much being injected into everywhere isn't great and his streaming career is totally fucked, there is no coming back from this.

Yeah channels that either didn't notice stuff like Dear John or were ignoring it are waking up big time to Monday's career apocalypse.

 

[Truly Rural]

He thinks Dick Masterson is the coolest guy in the world and wants to be like him

This sound unbelievably gay in context of 42 year old man. He wants to be the cool Prom King. Turbo fucking gay and stone cold truth.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Turbo fucking gay

Just look at him.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Watching Aaron's show this morning and he says April did not break up his first marriage, he got divorced years before he met her. He was a "naughty boy, but not with her". Thankfully this incorrect narrative got started somewhere or we would have been denied that multipage spergfest from this morning.

So this man who can't make women cum has been married two times, am I getting that right? The bar really is in hell.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It's been a long time since Jim appeared on anyone else's stream, so I doubt it. I'll be interested to see how energetic he sounds on his stream this Saturday; he disappeared off all social media for a month due to health concerns.

He was on Kino Casino within the last three months.

 

[Captain Manning]

ETA can anyone from weeb wars confirm or deny this?

Back in the day, there were stories Yellowflash had a roll in the hay with Gothic Sushi, but I've never heard a claim that Nick did. They did meet up IRL though.

Sushi eventually caught the ire of KF because she felt that just because the Farms was mocking the costhots going after Vic, we would involve ourselves in her own cosplay catfights (not your personal army bitch, etc.).

Meanwhile, Sen was a very early early Rekieta hater (that wasn't part of KickVic), and also wasn't taken very seriously at the time. If you had asked me this 4-5 years ago, I would have told you Sen is full of shit and just trying to fling mud at Nick.

Now?

What bugs me about this is that Sen drops this in January of 2024. Why not drop this back in 2019? It strikes me there's a few people that are trying to act like they knew everything about Rekieta all along, when in fact very few people knew the full scope of the madness because Nick masked it so well.

I can't personally confirm, but Nick definitely felt skeevy around her. Also sriracha.

In hindsight, yeah. She could have been a proto-April.

I think it's the hindsight analysis has been a huge bitch for anybody that lived through Weebwars.

Kinda makes you wish Nick just fucked off after Weebwars.

 

[Cuckoman]

Oh fuck nicks getting mega raped in court,

He is not the only one in court that will be raped. Also twelve innocent men and women that will be forced to watch these clips over and over.

 

[Orc-Chud]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5U5CznZu3Uk

I’m surprised no one has really speculated on what the fuck aarons big secret is. In this clip he’s like a scared cornered animal shitting his pants and barking and biting. “ID JUST LEAVE IT ALONE DUDE OR ILL TELL X STORY OR B STORY OR Y STORY OR Z STORY OR D STORY, YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME… except for uhh.. but you can’t say it without hurting other people.. and uhhh I wouldn’t hurt other people because… it’s le bad”

He’s clearly stating that Nick has some very juicy things on him and his wife most likely and that if Nick talks about it, he has so much worse on him to drop. He’s literally blackmailing him not to talk about whatever it is.

What’s crazy is how does he have like a dozen bad stories about Nick already, they haven’t hung out for that long. That means every single time they hung out together that Nick did some awful embarrassing bad shit, possibly multiple times in one night.

 

[Gorton Colu]

So this man who can't make women cum has been married two times, am I getting that right? The bar really is in hell.

Proof that as there are loser men like Aaron, there are loser women (April).

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Rekieta beat keffals, who's the next big contender? Movie Bob?

The Lord of Lynn plays second to no one; not Shaun of Shaun and Jen, not Peter Coffin, not Lindsay Ellis, and certainly not some obsolete lawyer from a state that does not matter.

Bob will have his day in the sun and then blot it out from all the failed humans with his wonderous mass, Bobshallah. #Bobmob

 

[Sharpeteer]

What’s crazy is how does he have like a dozen bad stories about Nick already, they haven’t hung out for that long. That means every single time they hung out together that Nick did some awful embarrassing bad shit, possibly multiple times in one night.

Rekieta may be a pos on stream, but that's only like 3-4 hours in a 24 hour day. Think about how awful he is the rest of the day, and to those that he doesn't have to answer to in his chat or Locals (the people who pay him)?

I have no problem believing outside of this little "LawPope" bubble, he is absolutely vile to the point NOBODY likes him, and have stories to tell.

Plus Nick's personality is so desperate to overshare everything. With Aaron and April off screen, no cameras are on, and they're swingers just like he is, so he feels comfortable to the point of oversharing to the point it would make the average person flee.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I did forget that fent strips are a thing. They sell that at drug stores these days evidently. I guess that just emphasizes how bad the fent problem is. Just pop in Walgreens before you hit up your dealer.

I was driving through NJ the other month on a cross country road trip and they had radio ads and billboards telling you to visit your local pharmacy to pick up narcan. And the ads were spooky because they made it sound like it's something every person should have like a fucking flu shot. Bro everyone gets the flu no one just ends up exposed to fentanyl.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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I've seen a clip of imholte recently I think where he talks about lady rackets cleaning up bottles after nick and confiding in imholte.
The impression I got out of it was she was in love with him?
If they swapped at least nick would be the winner in his mind as he basically gets rid of his kids and can be the Minnesota version of Dax

 

[DumbDude43]

What’s crazy is how does he have like a dozen bad stories about Nick already, they haven’t hung out for that long. That means every single time they hung out together that Nick did some awful embarrassing bad shit, possibly multiple times in one night.

he did enough awful embarrassing bad shit to become lolcow of the year, and that was just from the stuff that he made public. you bet your ass that he generates even more lolcow content in private.
aaron no doubt has heaps of stories to tell about old balldoman