Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Amanda Mullen]

That's real fuckin creepy to use your allegedly abusive ex's body to promote your shit especially without her permission. I get it. You're dysphoric. Use a stock photo or better yet a drawing? I definitely encourage the C&D.

It's almost like all his past "traumas" were greatly exaggerated or made up entirely for asspats or something. The fact that my image is used as the first thing in his Patreon video is incredible because it's literally the FIRST thing he sees at the top of the page every time he logs into his site. Does he have a violent panic attack every time he logs in to see how many sympathy bux he's up to and has to see his white nationalist rapist? I hope so.

The white nationalist lifestyle thing still cracks me up. Though I must say, having to live with Shmorky for 2 years and hear regressive leftist rhetoric 24/7, even while I was sleeping, being told to check my cis privilege and transmisogyny, and getting full on screamed at for "he" slipping out of my mouth makes the most compelling case for becoming alt right I've ever experienced. It'll also be nice getting to pick out a Halloween costume this year without having it inspected for cultural appropriation.

Speaking of cultural appropriation, Shmork had very strong feelings about it. I remember being in the SA office once and @Lowtax had this Rastafarian themed ashtray. When Shmork saw it he chimped out and screeched "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS RACIST BULLSHIT!" and he smashed it on the floor, furiously stomping on the pieces. @Lowtax should draw a comic about how that ashtray represented feelings and Shmorky smashed them.

That is the most Autistic reason for being vegan I have ever heard.

Shmork watched a documentary about a pig operating a Skinner box and took it to mean that pigs could actually play video games, and thus identified with them as kindred spirits. He tried to tell me that pigs had the intelligence of a 2-year-old kid and of you eat bacon you're basically eating a 2-year-old. He tried to show me all those PETA documentaries and bullshit about throwing chickens in grinders and beating cows with sticks and I just stuck to the reasoning that if I didn't eat hamburgers and bacon those animals died for nothing.

@TiggerNits Thank you for this, I think I might actually use it, as I look forward to the idea of #RapeByMail becoming the next trending hashtag on Tumblr.

 

[Bungleboy]

This is what happens when you purposely avoid psychiactric counseling

 

[Amanda Mullen]

This is what happens when you purposely avoid psychiactric counseling

More accurately, what happens when you substitute psychiatric counseling for googling gender dysphoria and making a Tumblr account.

It's so interesting going through Shmork's Klurf scribblings and finding the rare moments of clarity he has:

 

[glass_houses]

More accurately, what happens when you substitute psychiatric counseling for googling gender dysphoria and making a Tumblr account.

It's so interesting going through Shmork's Klurf scribblings and finding the rare moments of clarity he has:

If I didn't know who this was by, I'd have thought it a decent one to save in my "sort it out jfc" folder. It's always depressing when you discover that something you thought was legit turns out to be made by a raging nutjob.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Speaking of cultural appropriation, Shmork had very strong feelings about it. I remember being in the SA office once and @Lowtax had this Rastafarian themed ashtray. When Shmork saw it he chimped out and screeched "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS RACIST BULLSHIT!" and he smashed it on the floor, furiously stomping on the pieces.

Hahaha. Did Lowtax make him buy a new ashtray?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

More accurately, what happens when you substitute psychiatric counseling for googling gender dysphoria and making a Tumblr account.

It's so interesting going through Shmork's Klurf scribblings and finding the rare moments of clarity he has:

It feels like he didn't intend for it to be this self-aware. And if he did, something tells me he's probably going to go back on it in short order.

 

[AnOminous]

It feels like he didn't intend for it to be this self-aware. And if he did, something tells me he's probably going to go back on it in short order.

He strikes me as the sort of self-loathing narcissist who occasionally has an outburst like this not out of any actual desire to improve but just to get asspats from a "waaaaah I'm such a piece of shit" wail.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He strikes me as the sort of self-loathing narcissist who occasionally has an outburst like this not out of any actual desire to improve but just to get asspats from a "waaaaah I'm such a piece of shit" wail.

That's the vibe I was getting from the comic too.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

He strikes me as the sort of self-loathing narcissist who occasionally has an outburst like this not out of any actual desire to improve but just to get asspats from a "waaaaah I'm such a piece of shit" wail.

AKA the "covert narcissist." https://www.bustle.com/articles/102813-10-signs-youre-a-covert-narcissist-not-just-an-introvert

Every lolcow who posts articles about how being an introvert makes them special and you should center your life around their distaste for social interaction would probably be off the charts on the covert narcissism scale.

 

[Meowthkip]

Speaking of cultural appropriation, Shmork had very strong feelings about it. I remember being in the SA office once and @Lowtax had this Rastafarian themed ashtray. When Shmork saw it he chimped out and screeched "CULTURAL APPROPRIATION IS RACIST BULLSHIT!" and he smashed it on the floor, furiously stomping on the pieces. @Lowtax should draw a comic about how that ashtray represented feelings and Shmorky smashed them.

Destroying personal property is criminal bullshit.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

Hahaha. Did Lowtax make him buy a new ashtray?

No, but he made the much more money-saving decision of firing him a few weeks later.

Destroying personal property is criminal bullshit.

He was into destroying people's shit when he felt like it. I watched him throw a fan that was in my room on the floor and stomp it into pieces because he got mad and also try and smash my laptop, which was a lot more expensive than an ashtray. But, you know, it was ONLY Shmorky who was ever made to feel abused or "unsafe" (when don't troons feel "unsafe"?) Shmorky felt he had the right to destroy shit because it was "offensive" and he always claimed the moral high ground. Much like the regressive leftists who fucked up Donald Trump's walk of fame star or the troon who assaulted Lauren Southern, as long as you can claim racism, sexism, or transphobia what you do "doesn't count" as vandalism or abuse because of the made up power structure that always keeps you on the side of victimhood. In Shmorky's mind he was always just "fighting back against his cis oppressors."

 

[HG 400]

He was into destroying people's shit when he felt like it. I watched him throw a fan that was in my room on the floor and stomp it into pieces because he got mad and also try and smash my laptop, which was a lot more expensive than an ashtray. But, you know, it was ONLY Shmorky who was ever made to feel abused or "unsafe" (when don't troons feel "unsafe"?) Shmorky felt he had the right to destroy shit because it was "offensive" and he always claimed the moral high ground. Much like the regressive leftists who fucked up Donald Trump's walk of fame star or the troon who assaulted Lauren Southern, as long as you can claim racism, sexism, or transphobia what you do "doesn't count" as vandalism or abuse because of the made up power structure that always keeps you on the side of victimhood. In Shmorky's mind he was always just "fighting back against his cis oppressors."

Why hasn't he been seriously physically beaten yet? Doesn't leave the house that much plus a run of good luck? Or do you think he's smart enough to only smash people's shit when he knows they won't do anything about it?

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Or do you think he's smart enough to only smash people's shit when he knows they won't do anything about it?

Lowtax is a shrimp and so is Jewish Question. I'm willing to bet Shmorky wouldn't touch anything belonging to someone who could actually kick his ass.

 

[Aquinas]

Cant we just fundraise to bring Uwe Boll out of retirement to make a sequal to his greatest hit?

 

[Boson]

No, but he made the much more money-saving decision of firing him a few weeks later.



He was into destroying people's shit when he felt like it. I watched him throw a fan that was in my room on the floor and stomp it into pieces because he got mad and also try and smash my laptop, which was a lot more expensive than an ashtray. But, you know, it was ONLY Shmorky who was ever made to feel abused or "unsafe" (when don't troons feel "unsafe"?) Shmorky felt he had the right to destroy shit because it was "offensive" and he always claimed the moral high ground. Much like the regressive leftists who fucked up Donald Trump's walk of fame star or the troon who assaulted Lauren Southern, as long as you can claim racism, sexism, or transphobia what you do "doesn't count" as vandalism or abuse because of the made up power structure that always keeps you on the side of victimhood. In Shmorky's mind he was always just "fighting back against his cis oppressors."

Iirc you said he only broke his own shit when angry?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

...he'll continue to take the much easier route of drawing angry klurfs that represent his ex-girlfriends breaking his feelings vase

That's like the gayest thing I've ever read

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He was into destroying people's shit when he felt like it. I watched him throw a fan that was in my room on the floor and stomp it into pieces because he got mad and also try and smash my laptop, which was a lot more expensive than an ashtray. But, you know, it was ONLY Shmorky who was ever made to feel abused or "unsafe" (when don't troons feel "unsafe"?) Shmorky felt he had the right to destroy shit because it was "offensive" and he always claimed the moral high ground. Much like the regressive leftists who fucked up Donald Trump's walk of fame star or the troon who assaulted Lauren Southern, as long as you can claim racism, sexism, or transphobia what you do "doesn't count" as vandalism or abuse because of the made up power structure that always keeps you on the side of victimhood. In Shmorky's mind he was always just "fighting back against his cis oppressors."

Someone should destroy something of his and see if he likes it. Like the yarn Rasta wig.

 

[Amanda Mullen]

Someone should destroy something of his and see if he likes it. Like the yarn Rasta wig.

I broke his heart, if that counts. Though having a chance to burn his yarn wig would be much more satisfying. Either that or burn that Klurf plushie someone made for him that he loves so much. Reason being, he held it up to me one time and pointed to the seam in the middle of its crotch and said "see, it has a vagina just like me" and I still have that gross imagery in my head.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

see, it has a vagina just like me

Oh jeez, I hope the person who made this doll never discovers he said that.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Oh jeez, I hope the person who made this doll never discovers he said that.

Something tells me deep down that he somehow did, and is thoroughly ashamed for making it. Because that's not something I was expecting to read. The doll I was totally expecting, that much is sure.