Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LadiosSopp]

Jim's gonna have a blast on Saturday I bet lmao

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Will Nick pull the Ralph defense?

"Your honor, I'm just drunk and stupid. I didn't know no better, and those damn Kiwi prudes kept laughing at me your honor. I'm a good boy, I swears it."

 

[FrogMinutes]

so kind of nick to be arrested just before the next MATI
glad his arrest schedule is in sync with my favorite autism podcast.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It's been an honor sneeding with all you prudes.

 

[skunt]

I hate rekeita and I find this thread boring as shit. However, he's absolutely sewn up lolcow of the year for 2024 too, much to the annoyance of the BMJ and fatrick threads lol

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

Hows the underside of that fucking bus look, Nick? Should have picked better friends

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Think of it this way - if you sleep, you will have over a hundred more pages to read. I'm reading at a normal rate yet it grows 2-3 pages on each refresh.

yeah there's no way I can sleep knowing I'd be missing out on something new. I won't be able to wait for the morning

its like I'm a kid again on Christmas eve !

 

[Vapor Sauce]

 

[Lidl Drip]

The hot wife's ex probably snitched on him. Either that or a viewer sent the local PD the stream where he is all fucked up and told them that there were kids in the house.

Judging by his black eye it might have been a domestic incident but those charges might not be public.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

A friendly reminder that if someone sends you a Sonichu Medallion, you can and should refuse delivery.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Rekieta is someone I've never payed much attention to, but God he is tumbling down. My experience learning some info with large gaps is like: Rekieta is getting 10s of thousands of viewers on streams - leap - Rekieta is a rough looking drunk - leap - Rekieta is in fucking jail. Remembering that has has like 8 fucking kids is really what gets me, I didn't know his wife was also involved in that shit... gotta feel sorry for the kids. Man, what a quick rise and equally quick tumble to rock bottom.

 

[zimzam88]

I have been so busy with a new job and school I clearly missed something. Which stream should I be watching to catch up that you refer to here?

Just watch MATI from tuesday.

 

[GoudaChris]

drugs and guns is a big no no. arron is blaming farmers now

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

This is likely the best outcome right now
Nick and Kayla are less likely to die if they are in jail
and now the kids can live with relatives

The only way hes gonna get rehab is cause of this.
Prolly part of his plea deal.
Judge might not go easy on them though as they're both narcissistic and white.

 

[huckbeine]

well at least Rekieta can now claim his hood cred now he went to jail KEK!

 

[ghastlyretard]

It's telling that Nick and April were arrested within three minutes of each other, but Kayla took so much longer.

Also, I totally went for saying that they weren't going to get divorced. Definitely not getting divorced now if it means they can't be forced to testify against each other.

 

[Harm]

Aaron is STRONGLY insisting he didn't have involvement in this. Considering him saying he left April's possessions out for her to get them, I'm starting to lean towards he might not have been involved.

MLC is saying it was us based on "three people told me!" He sounds like he just made that up on the spot.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I think it's more likely the three of them ended up driving to the dealer for more drugs and got arrested there or in transit. The gun stuff sounds like it's because they were carrying for protection from the darkies.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Those withdrawals will be rough... isn't it dangerous for a serious alcoholic like him?

If he's physically dependent, going a few hours between drinks could lead to seizures, death. And county jail isn't a great place to detox. If he's truly fortunate the nurse will give him a benzo or two.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Ooof, the drug + gun multiplier, and right before the three-day weekend. That's a bad hit.