Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[aguywatchingitallburn]

Considering the circumstances, is it too late to pull up? My man has lost the fucking plot.

...yes.

 

[Orc-Chud]

I am not familiar with the USA's drug system. How badly are they all fucked? What drugs was it? Meth, cocaine? I MUST KNOW lol

Inside sources tell me that Nick will be sentenced to 20 years of wearing the spiked 25 pound iron balldo

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

At

Of course he can. The real question is should he?

At least in this case he would show up to court

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Enhanced.

 

[BradCarter]

Could this just be an insanely unlucky drug bust? Law pope goes with his two crack whores to pick up drugs for the long memorial day weekend and manages to get caught in a sting.

 

[Catspajamas7]

He can get away with maybe 6 months then probo for 2 years if he has no priors and no DWI. Is my guess. He will get debarred.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

Please for the love of God keep them away from their kids. Coke, drunks and guns those poor kids.

 

[Twilight Twill*^]

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Kayla's meth face is giving the impression she's trooning out lol.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I wanted to explicitly highlight kaylas recession, but the more I look at her in older photos, the more I start to see the crazy in her now.

You could straight up use those in a DARE poster.

He's also going to have to manage Monty's lawsuit from fucking jail, I don't know if they're even getting granted bail with the gun shit.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

i feel so racist for assuming Drexel was the drug dealer, but goddamnit how did these wasps find so many hard drugs in minnesota without a black or mexican?

 

[Incredible Mister]

So fucking crazy, I honestly never would have expected this.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

I only started to pay attention to this dude on Tuesday from community happenings, because he wanted to revive the brawl on Jim's Driveway, and since then it has escalated to prison. Omg wish I had payed attention to this white trash sooner.

Spoiler: Old meme the Battle of Jim's Driveway

 

[6MillionCoofs]

The intake times tell a bit of a story. Both Nick and April around 10, with Kayla at 11:30. Curious about the hour and a half difference.

Probably to give her time to deal with the kids.

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

I've given up hope catching up for a while, but I audibly gasped when I saw the photos pop up on telegram. Someone make sure Jim hasn't already died from laughter-induced hypoxia.

 

[Thomas Talus]

Dunno for sure but likely, the charged them with just about all the classes of drugs, so he had drugs in each class.

It looks like the charge is for possession of a substance on any of the schedules, not substances on all of them, unless everyone who is in custody had a full pharmacopeia on them.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Can someone ELI5 what the charges are? Possess schedule 1,2,3,4 I guess is some way to classify what kind of drugs he was in possession of, but Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled sounds more like video game code than a criminal charge. Is the charge possession of a loaded firearm while also in possession of controlled substances?

Drugs are classified based on schedule, with each one denoting a different type/severity. Someone already posted an explainer, for the gun charge, pretty much. The exact language is:

Subdivision 1.Ineligible persons.​

The following persons shall not be entitled to possess ammunition or a pistol or semiautomatic military-style assault weapon...
(10) a person who:
(iii) is an unlawful user of any controlled substance as defined in chapter 152. The use of medical cannabis flower or medical cannabinoid products by a patient enrolled in the registry program or the use of adult-use cannabis flower, adult-use cannabis products, lower-potency hemp edibles, or hemp-derived consumer products by a person 21 years of age or older does not constitute the unlawful use of a controlled substance under this item;

Did anyone upload his recent locals streams anywhere?

Here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18416514

 

[GoudaChris]

Does it really make things worse for you, to have a legal weapon on you if you are busted for drugs?

ooohhhh yeah. hes fucked

 

[Etrian Autistry]

Holy fuck and I thought the thread was moving fast before. Truly we are in complete freefall.

This ain't freefall, this thread is soaring to heights unseen my friend

 

[Harrison Temple]

SOMEBODY JUST GOT REAL FAMOUS.

Elusive Montygraph W lol.

 

[Horus]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND KIWIBROS
IT'S JUST STRESS
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If only we knew how to read social cues, huh?

That is the face you make when you realize that all the people who you know online are about to rip you a new one.