Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Kirtto said:
There is only one way Pat can beat that, Trump needs to win and Pat has a complete meltdown and psychotic break. The Americans here better vote for Trump, we need that Lowcow of the Year win Patbros. Do your duty to this thread
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In Pat's defense, it is hard to outdo someone that his hell-bent on hitting rock bottom as quickly as possible.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Credit to BudDickman from oNa, I think it’s a good addition to the thread since shooter Pat got brought up. Rube status in full swing with this one lol nice practical ccw, stupid. He’s all in with tha accessories like a woman accessorizes an outfit. Less is more, fat.
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Honestly the sub $5 mag plate is the most egregious to me. At least if your light goes out the gun still works. Assuming "explode" doesn't mean "grenade" and instead just a violent pop sound but otherwise not shooting shrapnel anywhere...

If the mag plate explodes under the pressure of being loaded to capacity that seems like a huge fucking weak point I'd want to spend a few more dollars on. :story:
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Also is that a serial number lol
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Glock do put the serial number all over the place, so yes.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Credit to BudDickman from oNa, I think it’s a good addition to the thread since shooter Pat got brought up. Rube status in full swing with this one lol nice practical ccw, stupid. He’s all in with tha accessories like a woman accessorizes an outfit. Less is more, fat.
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How the fuck did I miss this? I get that his books don't sell for shit so Fat is too poor for a Radian Ramjet, but a $12 compensator? He somehow found a WML that's cheaper and scarier than a hand gre-I mean Olight. Impressive. Only thing missing from this "Amazon gear because I can't be fucked to do research for 5 minutes" list is an Uncle Mikes holster.
 
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Kirtto said:
There is only one way Pat can beat that, Trump needs to win and Pat has a complete meltdown and psychotic break. The Americans here better vote for Trump, we need that Lowcow of the Year win Patbros. Do your duty to this thread
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Hate to say it, but you're right. Barring being taken into custody as a suspect in Mr. Trammell's murder, a Trump victory and Pat's subsequent ragepig meltdown of Chernobyl proportions (as I honestly do think he would snap and shoot a random Trump supporter on the street and not in Minecraft) would be the only way he could take the Julay from Rekeita.
 
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Ham fat pat has the same mouth as hamberlynn Screenshot_20240524_124016.jpg
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Hate to say it, but you're right. Barring being taken into custody as a suspect in Mr. Trammell's murder, a Trump victory and Pat's subsequent ragepig meltdown of Chernobyl proportions (as I honestly do think he would snap and shoot a random Trump supporter on the street and not in Minecraft) would be the only way he could take the Julay from Rekeita.
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The worse part of this that now likely we are not going to get the Mr Metekour on Pat
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
No stalker child, only getting caught on camera having the shit kicked out of him by Niki would do it. Enjoy prison
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That's a fight he might actually win. Only because Nick would do his best to devolve their struggle into a homoerotic make-out session instead of trying to kick Patrick's ass and when he breaks out the balldo he smuggled into prison...
 
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WASR96 said:
How the fuck did I miss this? I get that his books don't sell for shit so Fat is too poor for a Radian Ramjet, but a $12 compensator? He somehow found a WML that's cheaper and scarier than a hand gre-I mean Olight. Impressive. Only thing missing from this "Amazon gear because I can't be fucked to do research for 5 minutes" list is an Uncle Mikes holster.
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I'm not going to castigate him for buying cheap Chinesium trash in general. I certainly buy this stuff sometimes for tools I'm going to use like one time or gadgets I just want to see if I like before dropping a lot of money on one, but something your life may depend on? Only a fat faggot with bitch tits would cheap out on that stuff.
 
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AnOminous said:
I'm not going to castigate him for buying cheap Chinesium trash in general. I certainly buy this stuff sometimes for tools I'm going to use like one time or gadgets I just want to see if I like before dropping a lot of money on one, but something your life may depend on? Only a fat faggot with bitch tits would cheap out on that stuff.
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For general use stuff I definitely agree. I've bought Harbor Freight stuff before for stuff I knew I wouldn't need a second time/wouldn't be too sad when it shit out to save a few bucks. For something he calls his carry gun though he's a moron. The internet has already done the research for him and "buy once cry once" is definitely a factor for a potentially life saving device. I'm just stunned he managed to find cheaper shit than what you normally would see urban hoodrats slapping on their shit tier guns. It's almost impressive.
 
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WASR96 said:
How the fuck did I miss this? I get that his books don't sell for shit so Fat is too poor for a Radian Ramjet, but a $12 compensator? He somehow found a WML that's cheaper and scarier than a hand gre-I mean Olight. Impressive. Only thing missing from this "Amazon gear because I can't be fucked to do research for 5 minutes" list is an Uncle Mikes holster.
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:story: $20 of your finest tactical fatcessories :story:

Potential chair thieves take note.
 
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Judge Holden said:
We got another case of Fat vs Fur going down on xitter tonight
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Swear to god fatrick could get into an argument with that dogfucker whose arrest got featured today and still come accross as the most obnoxious retard in the conversation solely because of how much a preening piece of shit he is
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>Biden doesn't stop fascism, child.
>You will be to blame if fascism takes over because you refuse to vote for the only person who would stop it, child.

1.2 GPA.
 
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