Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.2%
  • Total voters
    304
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
For the gun, while it is definitely an aggravating factor for the above, as the only reason for that charge is that he was also arrested for possession, it likely goes away in negotiations.
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This is Nick. He could successfully negotiate a parking ticket up to life without parole. So great is his ability to piss off Judges.

He'll get the chair if he let's Randazza defend him..
 
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Live footage of Kiwi Farms and Kino Casino right now. Jim's out there in his iron lung, use your imagination
 
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KiwiSuperPowerUser said:
I swear to god I manifested this. Like two days ago I was reading his thread and thinking to myself "What if this dumb gay retard actually got arrested because his drinking has gotten so out of hand" and sure enough here we are. I was never expecting it to be this bad. How can this retard ever show his face on stream again and be taken seriously after this massive fuck up. Rekieta Bros down so bad.
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Get in line, motherfucker. Some of us have been "manifesting" this for years.
 
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Sperg_rancher said:
It's not too late for BMJ arrest. let the year ride out.
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BMJ sends Cops away on a weekly basis and goes back to gambla. Bossman crackmaxxes to enhance his gambling odds and stream revenue. Whereas Nick was snorting and popping pills to hide from reality.

In 5 years when Nick is on parole BMJ will have won a million dollars on a roulette run and will finally own a 2018 Civic.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
This was my first thought. Nick and April said nothing, got arrested and booked. Kayla was probably a weeping mess, pulled aside alone and spilled her spaghetti about the alcoholism, drugs, her trying to stop the spiral, how much she really loves Jesus, muh kids, boo-hoo hoo, etc…
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April looks like she had been crying her eyes out in the mugshot.
 
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Take your bets on his parents disowning him now! from trust-fund to fucked, trust.
 
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