Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Please God, I'm not asking for the maximum sentence, but please at least give him a year behind bars. Even 6 months would be an embarrassment of riches.

 

[Brap God]

Good God. They say the body reflects the soul, his soul is rotting in a fetid swamp of drugs alcohol and degeneracy

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nicks black eye seems more prominent from the top of the eye rather than the bottom so I think he just bonked his head on the toilet bowl while he was tumbling around rather than Kayla giving him a punch in the face.

A shiner like after being so shitfaced blackout drunk is pretty common. Nick probably has no idea how he got it but it was most likely Nick on Nick violence, no other parties needed.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I know were all having a laugh at Nicks expense, but when you look at the big picture, Nick has fallen HARD. And it's somehow sad watching a loving father who was devoted to his faith fall to the influence of drugs and allowed enablers to encourage his addiction. It lead to him getting shitface on stream and shit talking his own kids. I don't feel bad, this dumb fuck ruined his entire reputation and spat on our faces after everything.
Lawyers are sub humans, I swear.

 

[ArmstrongCockass21]

We already had the Pillstream.

Nick is the new Ralph.
April is gonna be the next Faith Vickers.
Jamaica is gonna be Nick's Mexico.
Eric July is gonna beat Nicks ass in some European country in the same way Cog's friend beat Ralph.
Montagraph's lawsuit is gonna be Nicks version of the constant battle with Matt Vickers (although less insufferable)
The cycle will continue until the end of time.

Truly the harvest will be bountiful

 

[kung fu mongoloid]

The judge caught wind of Nicks vagina whiskey fantasy and called in a favor from the MPD.

 

[Dipodomys]

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Fucking christ that is grim.

 

[Gan Ying]

The kino just doesn't stop with this guy lately. Lolcow of the year seems like another lock but remember that Ralph had all his happenings concentrated in early 2023, and then became so boring for the rest of the year that he managed last place.

 

[Hambubger]

My God they all look ghoulish also linking to videos don't work

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

What do you think Randazza is thinking about right now? I'd say he's probably itching for a strong drink, but the warning against it is currently sitting in jail.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

PPP getting details wrong as usual. Why am I suffering through this?

I'm certain we'll get a more refined and focused run down tomorrow. KinoCasino is just the "breaking news" segment with whoever is available.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Welcome back

 

[AnOminous]

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"Guess I got what I deserved."

 

[RotPockets]

Dick and Vito are streaming! Dick has officially turned!

With friends like these who needs enemas.

 

[Shagedan]

Lolcow of the year. Every year. All years. Forever.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Null's take is that because its a first offense for them that it will be pled down and they won't spent too much time in jail.

 

[CoomerTine]

What do you think Randazza is thinking about right now?

I’m more curious about what Ty Beard is thinking about right now

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Meth makes you insanely horny which is why gay guys and other sexual deviants (like Nick) use it.

so does coke though. I mean hes definitely very fucked up, but meth is kind of like a big step, not something you see from more normie drug users. Ecstasy and coke is more in the range of whats acceptable for extremely raunchy normies imo. I don't see any reason why he would jump to meth. I think a lot of people get on meth because they are tricked into it or extremely desperate and degen coke users. At least that's what I suspect.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

$20 says Nick comes back and still denies he has a problem. This isn't his rock bottom.

If his parents have any decency at all, they will forbid him from streaming again if he wants any more of their money.

That's why I was initially disappointed when I saw the news, even though it's good for the kids.

I think he's been binging on coke and alcohol almost every single day for the past 6 months. He is totally out of control.

Recent events really make you think about that $3,000 a month "snack" bill, huh.

Nick described the snack budget as more than he spent on groceries when he was still cooking meals for the family. So meals aren't being cooked. That was like 5 or 6 months ago.

The nanny was probably buying frozen meals or canned food that the older kids could make for themselves.

 

[Lokenstien]

Something else I've wondered about is how much internet access the older kids had in Rekieta's household. I suspect that Nick would put major restrictions so his kids couldn't watch his horrendous drunk streams if not just disbar the kids from having a computer at all. With them moved to another house do you think his older sons might find the 4,000 page thread dedicated entirely to laughing at their father being a massive degenerate for the first time?