Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

I'm certain we'll get a more refined and focused run down tomorrow. KinoCasino is just the "breaking news" segment with whoever is available.

Yep. It's the fog of war(ski). I'm taking everything with a grain of salt; the mugshots are holding me over well enough.

 

[Convallaria majalis]

Thinking about the social workers that have to watch all of Nick’s streams tomorrow RIP

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The cops had enough complaints or a valid enough complaint to where they went to the address and they did this at 10:00 a.m. because rackets home schools as kids so everyone was expected to be home.

I thought they were booked into jail at 10:00 am. Giving the time it takes to show up, talking, searching for drugs/guns, arrest someone, transport, magistrate etc.. I figured they actual cop knock came around 4 or 5 am.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

What do you think Randazza is thinking about right now?

Well, I hope the next check doesn't bounce

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I’m more curious about what Ty Beard is thinking about right now

"Please tell me he'll get off the goddamn internet and people will stop talking about me in relation to him"

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I’m more curious about what Ty Beard is thinking about right now

That if only it were a case full of drugs, Nick wouldn't have lost it.

More seriously, I don't think we're going to get any of those promised locals streams.

 

[THE STRESS]

I cannot wait until the return stream. Well, the re-streams of the return stream.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Tomlinson may just have to wait another stream.

https://twitter.com/MoshiMoshiMoan/status/1793818837323862368

https://archive.ph/rX7zo

 

[Randall Fragg]

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Holy hell, the IrateGamer and Measurehead are on the same wavelength.
Nick needs a jailhouse exorcism to remove the Al Gul spirits that have corrupted his mind and body.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
View attachment 6015065
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

https://www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cite/152.025

>Schedule 1 drug not including pot

Cocaine. He was arrested for cocaine. Holy shit.

So much more content:
> Let's see what the Minnesota State Bar will do as a result of the drugs and illegal firearm.
> Child Protective Services are going to need to step in as both parents are drug users and criminals.

CPS has to step in earlier than that -- they don't have any out date listed on that website. They're being held for trial.

At least Nick looks sober in the mugshot

An older mugshot, possibly? He looked noticeably more gaunt and unhealthy on stream, so unless he cleaned up REAL fucking well in just a day... His wife looks like a meth addled crackwhore, tho.

Of course alogs or people that hate him dobbed him in. Thinking otherwise is just silly.

It was almost 100% Monty's lawyer that did it. Call in a wellness check, they find drugs (and guns!), Nick is now in jail, can't coordinate his legal defense, can't stream, in fact since he's going to lose his law license he just lost 100% of his income, period AND his personal brand is dead forever. There goes paying his legal defense, too, so that's over. Hell, Youtube and Rumble might even ban him if the lawyer asks them to comment on Nick receiving oral sex on stream. 100%, absolutely, it was the strip mall lawyer that fucked Nick.

Schedule 1 is probably ecstasy, as Aaron Imholte said Nick had done it.

Schedule 2 is obviously cocaine.

Schedule 3 is probably ketamine. The only other common Schedule 3 people get arrested for is anabolic steroids which, looking at Nick, nah, not this time.

No clue what the Schedule 4 is. I don't know a lot about Schedule 4.

EDIT: Schedule 4 is almost certainly benzos.

Wait. Wait is that what that means? He was nailed for a schedule 1, 2, 3, AND 4 drug at the same time? Is that how that works? I thought it just read as "he was arrested for some drug not including pot."

 

[Mandemus]

I know were all having a laugh at Nicks expense, but when you look at the big picture, Nick has fallen HARD. And it's somehow sad watching a loving father who was devoted to his faith fall to the influence of drugs and allowed enablers to encourage his addiction. It lead to him getting shitface on stream and shit talking his own kids. I don't feel bad, this dumb fuck ruined his entire reputation and spit on our faces after everything.
Lawyers are sub humans, I swear.

A reminder that no man is immune to the fall.

 

[PULL UP]

Shit man Ralph and Marsh might have added extra years this might make him immortal

They say laughter is the best medicine

 

[oh no im late for school]

so no show tonight?

 

[Schpoots]

My skitzo theory is that the rekieta family who moved in next door that live in the guest house are the ones who tattletaled. They're also probably taking care of the kids now.

 

[Hambubger]

It's so over Nick bros, time to call a real lawyer.

Call Saul he's competent and real

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I haven't caught up to the twenty more pages since this was posted (we are basically at peak posts per minute since Ralph sex tape) but I have to call this BS. Either he means April and Nick got to close to each other, or he is just lying. Watch the infamous hot tub stream with all four of them, unless I am retarded with women (very possible) Kayla hates Aaron. This was called out even by Null when he watched it, basically that Kayla was angry at Aaron because in a gay relationship the guy can do/provide things that another woman cannot, so the woman would be far angrier at the guy intruding on the relationship than the woman. Aaron even says in the hot tub stream 'I don't think she [Kayla] likes me very much' and also says 'the only reason Kayla let me come over here is because she like April.'

If only I had waited about half an hour to post LMAO.

I just genuinely hope their kids are ok, and I sincerely hope their immediate family manages to get custody of them and they don't get shuffled off into the god-awful foster care system, especially the younger kids. What a shit show.

 

[Harm]

An older mugshot, possibly?

No, the black eye is the same as he had on Locals yesterday. That's fresh content.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

The Balldo ruins lives... exhibit A

 

[Heed Not]

The drug charge will be pled down to a misdemeanor or some meaningless charge, it's the gun that's going to fuck him up. Drugs? Prosecutors sleep. Drugs AND a gun? That shit is federal, son. Yikes.

I pulled up the charges on MN's website and they are both gross misdemeanors with a maximum sentence of 5 years each. He will probably manage to plead down to probation.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Chrissie Mayr, from the Nick Rekieta stand up show is streaming her thoughts on Nick