Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Radiaux]

Who's the poor April chick that's going down with them?

 

[Retink Retunk]

At least he'll have conjugals from ManDan during his time locked up?

 

[Mandemus]

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Grifting to The Max.

these negros are true blood parasites.

 

[Truly Rural]

> Did Aaron Imholte deny any involvement in the arrest?

Okay thanks.

Maybe Aaron deserves the benefit of the doubt.

We know Nick drives around drunk with his kids in the car.

No. What Aaron deserves is acid thrown in his face for blaming KF for the arrest and saying that the farms "took the responsibility"

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If he gets judge Fischer he might get a book tossed at him for shittalking her for so long.

its like a real life version of the seinfeld finale, everybody he fucked over in his local area is now in court and he's being judged by them

 

[Mouse Cop]

Who's the poor April chick that's going down with them?

Not poor at all. She's a monkey-branching hypergamist who was cucking Lady Rackets.

 

[Angry Shoes]

If he gets judge Fischer he might get a book tossed at him for shittalking her for so long.

best ending tbh

 

[beautiful person]

It's a good mugshot all things concerned.

I'm confused about where the black eye came from. Maybe he tried to fight the arresting cops, but that would've been listed in the charges, so he probably just fell while inebriated.

Bros, there is a chance he gets out, finds God, never drinks again and fixes his life. He has to! He has 5 kids who need him. Not that long ago he was OK, this has been an unbelievably quick downfall, so he can still vividly remember things being OK. That might help him get back to normal

Well actually, maybe he needs an exorcism due to the Tulpa that is definitely real. He is cursed unfortunately. OK first things first, he'll need to get out of jail, then he needs to get an excorism, then its time to get sober, then start eating better and then he'll be OK.

You have more hope than me.

 

[SargonF00t]

Why did Ralph turn on Nick?

Has he assumed that Rekieta's ability to draw an audience will be so badly impacted by the arrest, that he is of no more use to Ralph?

Was Ralph pissed off that Rekieta wouldn't do a show with him, despite seeming to promise he would?

What did Daxipad say about Rekieta that has everyone saying he turned on Rekieta too?

 

[Starscreams Cape]

You can see on his face, he knows the mugshot is going to be posted everywhere!

If I were him I'd be praying people post the mugshot over some of those screenshots from the other night.

 

[Symalsa]

Dick and Vito are streaming! Dick has officially turned!

Put on the fucking medallion Juju!

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

Maybe he tried to fight the arresting cops, but that would've been listed in the charges, so he probably just fell while inebriated.

He probably punched himself while high

 

[Lokenstien]

I know it's edgy to say you hate 'the jews, FEMOIDS, the blacks, faggots, etc.' On this website (and can/is funny); the normie world by and large don't hold these sentiments and you look like a deranged, unhinged retard.

Since I started paying more attention to Nick it's been clear that by any "normal" standard Nick's edgy humor is way off the fucking cliff. As you said, there's plenty of extreme and edgy views here, but that's the culture of this place and there's a real variety of attitudes that evens things out.

Nick is alone on his show drunkenly saying things that I've sometimes only seen from particularly annoying pink triangles. And he was doing this as a "mainstream" persona and trying to appeal to an average person.

I think if people outside of the lolcow sphere actually sat down and listened to what Nick has been saying on his streams these last couple of months at least; they would be beyond disgusted and see him as no more than a bitter bigot blasted off booze and bumps.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I certainly wouldn't, but lets say hypothetically he did do what some would call a sincere apology.

What I'd be interested in seeing is how he responds to, or handles the large amount of people that he's burned for good. Would he respond with something like

"Well, I said I was sorry, so you can keep being a little karen farmer if you want to."

In fairness, he’d probably be right in saying that

The farms is unlikely going to stop being the farms or in any way mean to him, after all.

And people here may have been involved in fucking him over.

So that’s honestly about as sincere as he’ll ever be able to be to the Farms as a whole.

He might applogise to Josh and others privately. In fact that would be the smart thing to fo.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think Megan feels guilty. She knows she did absolutely nothing to stop this, even though there was at least some chance she might have been able to do at least something.

Yeah, so her solution to that is to bitch out KF.

Fuck Megan Fox.

And you know what? I know this thread likes making fun of Kurt (Uncivil Law) but, to Kurt's credit, he did push back against Rekieta's degeneracy the last time he was on Nick's show. Meghan didn't.

Meghan can eat a dick. Everybody that enabled this shit can.

 

[The Ancestor]

Jim’s driveway is safe again.
Who dare challenge the sacred pavement next?

 

[Gan Ying]

Why did Ralph turn on (X)

It's Ralph.

 

[Finger Pistols]

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>Yes Mr Riketa, your blood analysis came back. The results are very positive, your blood is only 60% ethanol and 30% other illicit drugs. Please continue to drinking, you deserve another drink! Would you kindly fire up a livestream on Friday as well? I am a big fan of the kill-. I mean, the Rekieta show. Goodbye and enjoy your drink!
>*Door closes and a man steps from the shadows*
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>Plan B is in action. Thank you doctor, you aren't as incompetent as the other sleeper agents. Prepare yourself, stalker, hat salesman, child! I have a surprise awaiting you, in prison!

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

>Plan B has gone exactly as how I, the great Patrick S Tomlinson predicted! Now the hat salesman has no option but to talk about the Balldo man! He's literally enjoying prison right as I speak with the other stalker children! Checkmate stalker! Never contact me or try to cover my misdeeds ever again stalker hat salesman child or you too will be enjoying prison!

Note: I touch grass for not even a fucking day and this man got himself arrested. I was fucking joking about plan B, but look at me now

 

[urr13 account]

Lawyer named "Legal Mindset" is covering this on live right now, 4.5K watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sePmAg-8r_k

 

[Puff]

Under 25 grams not a felony. Above 25 the gun charge automatically upped to a felony.
624.713 subsection 5 for the gun charge felony upgrade, for the possesion upgrade, it is 152.025.2(5). If it is heroin < 0.05g, <0.25g otherwise.

For the second time today I get to point out that it's a quarter gram, not 25 grams. 25 grams is a fucking shitload of cocaine if you're not dealing.