Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 103 34.1%
  • Total voters
    302
Musashi's Son said:
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Grifting to The Max.
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Y’know, I’ll give Gunt this one. Nick’s been grifting off his unhinged public cowdom for so long, that there is an almost cosmic justice to the Gunts revenge.

Plus shit like this always attracts misfortune and hilarity straight to Ralph. So we may yet end up with a twofer by the end of the holiday weekend.
 

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SargonF00t said:
Why did Ralph turn on Nick?

Has he assumed that Rekieta's ability to draw an audience will be so badly impacted by the arrest, that he is of no more use to Ralph?

Was Ralph pissed off that Rekieta wouldn't do a show with him, despite seeming to promise he would?

What did Daxipad say about Rekieta that has everyone saying he turned on Rekieta too?
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It's simple arithmetic. A is the amount of clout you get from shitting on Nick. B is the amount of clout being Nick's friend gets you. If A > B, they shit on Nick.
 
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Captain Manning said:
And you know what? I know this thread likes making fun of Kurt (Uncivil Law) but, to Kurt's credit, he did push back against Rekieta's degeneracy the last time he was on Nick's show. Meghan didn't.
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To be fair, besides the textbook incel joke, the meanest thing I can say about him is he looks like Lawtube Kyle Gass.

And depending on who you ask, that could be quite the compliment.

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In fairness, he’d probably be right in saying that
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Doesn't matter. It's absolving himself of responsibility by trying to place blame on somebody for being rightfully skeptical.

You're absolutely right that the majority of the Farms (myself included) will not forgive him. If Nick was truly sorry, and truly regrets what all he's said and done for the right reasons, then the proper response to the lack of acceptance from the site (or whoever else) would be something like:

"I understand why you feel that way. What I did and said for years, particularly to some members in particular. I respect your decision to not want to entertain my apology, but know that I have to live with what I've done for the rest of my life, and if you ever decide you want to come back to my show, I'd be happy to have you."

There, I just wrote Nick a decent response to anyone that doesn't want to forgive him in the event of a shitty apology.
 
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It's surreal seeing Ralph of all people circle back to pitying Nick and wanting to make amends while just a couple of years ago he was so butthurt by Nick making fun of him that he immediately declared Nick a personal enemy for similarly petty reasons as his neverending feud with Josh. Maybe Ralph learned about the trust fund at the same time that everyone else did, idk.

Nothing surprises me about Dax's reaction, however. The more he enables this behavior among his circle of friends, the sicker I feel.
 
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Puff said:
For the second time today I get to point out that it's a quarter gram, not 25 grams. 25 grams is a fucking shitload of cocaine if you're not dealing.
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that makes a lot more sense, like you said unless you're dealing its rather difficult to keep that much around, especially with 3 people using, a quarter of a gram is a lot more plausible
 
I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
My money is on diversion program for first time offenders. So a fine and piss in front of another man (which nick should enjoy) once a week for ~90 days clean or whatever. Nearly 100% chance the worst punishment is the embarrassment and not being able to drink until he completes the program.
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You forget getting his license suspended at the very least and having CPS up his ass for the foreseeable future. They don't take kindly to it when both parents (and the dad's mistress) all get simultaneously arrested and hauled off to jail, forcing the kids to be relocated.
 
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