Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Squatty Potty]

>Turkey Tom's editors and writers when they realize they have to read 1000's of pages of Rekieta's thread and watch 100's of hours of streams and clips.

 

[dustnight]

Nick's mugshot: Yep, That's Me edition

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Here's ai Nick

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

MGLaw is streaming about this now. That weirdo Steve Gosney is on this panel.

Wait why is Steve a weirdo?

 

[D_Tractor]

The Sonichu curse is real. Everyone who wears a Sonichu medallion goes to jail for at least 2 years. Breaking it into several pieces and sticking it in your ass does not break the curse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaQBkRXulm4

 

[TexOffender]

Wait why is Steve a weirdo?

He just gives me the creeps for some reason. Nothing he's ever said or done...yet.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's not "snitching" to tell your spouse's family that your spouse is out of control on drugs.

Not that that's what happened to precipitate the arrests. Just saying, generally.

Aaron also implied that he was in contact with somebody in Rekieta's family (presumably someone on Kayla's side of the family)

Imagine how bad the situation must be if they were talking to him.

but odd that Kayla was not charged with same

She was.

 

[A Log]

Still on page 3882, holy shit. But Aaron definitely snitched. The timing of the arrest is so coincidentally close to rakieta's coke-stream and Aarons discovery of April blowing nick. Especially now with Him trying so hard to place blame on the farms, multiple times now. Just sounds like a scorned lover trying to get back at a cheating ex behind their back, and then push blame on somebody else while feigning innocence. Even Ralph didn't get a visit from the cops sniffing for drugs practically the day after his pill streams, and he arguably had way more hate watchers trying to fuck with him at the peak of his downward spiral. I dunno, just my two cents.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Nick should have seen this coming after his coke/drunk jack fest the other night. He has no shortage of idiots who despise him and are willing to file bar complaints,call the cops,cps ECT. Most kiwis are content to point and laugh.

And most investigative agencies will file such long distance complaints in the trash. That’s the interesting thing here. Something went down that gave an agency enough leverage for a warrant. Because no radio traffic or 911 calls? That means they’ve already convinced a Judge. Nick has had random weirdos trying to swat him for years. His address is flagged in the system as one prone to draw the full levels of internet idiocy. Something local went down.

 

[SofondaCox]

What happens to the kids is usually a trip to the police station, where you sit and wait for a social worker. If it’s night, or the weekend, you can wait many hours. Cops are nice, but busy. She finally shows up, you are interrogated while she waits for a foster family who can accept whatever number of kids it is. If they can’t find one within a reasonable time frame, you get split up. It’s no contact with your siblings or parents for at least a week usually. You sit on a bed in a strange place where you are not known. And you have the clothes on your back.

It’s fucking terrifying and you learn what it is to be truly
alone in the world. Its not something you ever unlearn.
May they at least have each other. I went alone, and stayed alone thereafter.

 

[MySonDavid]

I'm late on this but this fucking thread is moving at 3 pages per minute so whatever.

The way Aaron and his co-host started deflecting super hard blaming "duh farms" confirms to me without a shadow of a doubt that he is the snitch, lady doth protest too much and all that.

I don't even disagree with his snitching on principle as my disdain for junkies is ample and my disdain for junkies with kids is infinite, it's just he fits the whydunit to a fucking tee.

Aaron went on his own show to say that as recently as yesterday he was in communication with April's father to try and get her away from Nick. He also says he talked to a friend of Kayla about getting her away from the house. He also said this is the best thing that could have happened to them! I'm starting to think that Aaron, or one of the people Aaron spoke to may have called it in.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Kandiyohi County's daily court calendar is linked on this site:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Find-Courts/Kandiyohi.aspx

The current calendar is for 5/23-5/30. It posts daily at 7:00 a.m. central and updates hourly. The current calendar is as of 5/23 at 4:58 p.m. None of the three reprobates is currently listed. It should be the place to find out when the arraignments will take place, which is when bond will be set.

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquor being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The other interesting question is who is going to be covering the legal fees? Will the Rekietas leave Balldo to cover the costs on his own like they (presumably did with his vanity lawsuit) will our wife and balldo get top shelf legal representation while Steel Toe Whore is left hanging? Exciting questions

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

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Which ones the Asuka and which one's the Rei?

Our Wife is 100% the Rei as she's dead inside, is arguably brainwashed by her wrangler, and just resigns herself to taking sad naps as her husband is off doing coke and getting his dick sucked.

April is a she-demon, absolutely the Asuka in this relationship. Her reckless homewrecking knows no bounds, and she has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

 

[Space Police]

All very PUBLIC drama and trauma as well, how terrible, those kids need to go to Narnia or some shit.

But no time will pass in our world while they're in Narnia, and when they leave Narnia, it will have all felt like a dream to them. We need to come up with another alternate world to send them to.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Which ones the Asuka and which one's the Rei?

The one to the left is the Asuka, she has blue eyes and reddish hair

 

[Sumdood Too]

Stayed up late to read the thread. lol worth it

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

It just hit me that outside of possible bodycam footage, phone calls and court info, we may never have any more Nick content ever again.

Considering how bad things have gotten, I think that's for the best. But Jesus Christ, I feel like I haven't fully processed this yet.

Literally what I was thinking. This is how this is the last thing Nick do if he gets convicted. LMAO.

 

[Mikoyan]

assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer

Oh no. Oh my fucking god.

I noted the possibility, but I thought she'd just be working civil cases or something. The Legal Merge is (well could be) on.

 

[Curly_]

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquid being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

LM fucking AO, I hope someone gets their interaction on court video.

 

[DavidS877]

How I imagine the interview with Nick will go.

Cop: Just tell us who you were selling it to and we'll talk to the DA.

Nick: I told you, it was for personal use.

Cop: Mr. Rekieta, no one has a kilo of coke for personal use.

Nick: I do.