Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

And most investigative agencies will file such long distance complaints in the trash. That’s the interesting thing here. Something went down that gave an agency enough leverage for a warrant.

We don't know there was a warrant. There may have been exigent circumstances, either from a swatting or from actually legitimately deranged behavior from Balldo.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I was absolutely not surprised that this happened, I was only surprised it happened so soon.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Rekieta’s mom’s birthday was on the 21st. His parents wedding anniversary is next week. Not very considerate of Nick to get arrested during this time

(Instagram link)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquid being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

Good job, Rackets! I wish you a million gallons of vagina liquor!

 

[HarveySperg41]

I hope for his sake none of the children got into the drugs.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

>put him in the jamaicuck wife beater
>give him a black eye
>have him arrested after the appealstream
>on a friday
>you know what? make it memorial day weekend
>why not include the other wife too for max content
>make the judge the one he insulted and also presiding over his defamation case

God most certainly has a sense of humor. Remember not to be smug.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Yeah...that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here....

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I honestly don't think it'll do shit for Kayla. If she is already willing to endanger her children by acting this fucking retarded that motherly instinct isn't going to kick in any time soon. She is going along with this bullshit. No better than Nick and I would argue even worse than him. She's a mother, it's built into her DNA to protect children. At least it should be but that drug addled brain she has is fried beyond repair. The best chance the kids have is to get away from these creatures and try to establish some stability.

Sadly you're probably right. If you look at her mugshot she doesn't seem to show any kind of distress. It's almost like she's just zonked out.

 

[dustnight]

What happens to the kids is usually a trip to the police station, where you sit and wait for a social worker. If it’s night, or the weekend, you can wait many hours. Cops are nice, but busy. She finally shows up, you are interrogated while she waits for a foster family who can accept whatever number of kids it is. If they can’t find one within a reasonable time frame, you get split up. It’s no contact with your siblings or parents for at least a week usually. You sit on a bed in a strange place where you are not known. And you have the clothes on your back.

It’s fucking terrifying and you learn what it is to be truly
alone in the world. Its not something you ever unlearn.
May they at least have each other. I went alone, and stayed alone thereafter.

>If they can’t find a social worker within a reasonable time frame, you get split up
Why don't they contact other family members? are Americans retarded?

I guess being split up with random crack head foster parents is better than being together with a random crack head family member...

 

[CrunkLord420]

Nick is pushing the limits on what an activate courtroom-oriented lawyer should be doing/saying on YouTube. His YouTube activities don't actually need to be unethical in a disciplinary sense for it to be a bad idea for his law career. It was really a matter of time until something from his YouTube career manifested itself in the legal realm.

I would never hire a lawyer with a YouTube channel, especially Nick.

Reminder it's been 4 months since I reminded everyone that I called it in 2019 (back when Nick was /ourguy/, supposedly).

 

[Glowie]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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April Imholte
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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

Patreon paypigs in panic mode,

Lolcow of the year is well deserved might win again this year too.

 

[TexOffender]

Rekieta’s mom’s birthday was on the 21st. His parents wedding anniversary is next week. Not very considerate of Nick to get arrested during this time

(Instagram link)

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Nick probably doesn't care. He hates fat people and his mom is a fatty.

He also once sounded resentful over his mom when he said his dad would choose her over him if he had to make a choice.

 

[Captain Manning]

Good catch. I was wondering about that. There's not like there's a ton of attorneys in the county to choose from.

You mean judges?

There's exactly three sitting in Kandiyohi County. I checked a while back. Fischer being one of them.

But let's be real. There's an extremely good chance Nick has pissed off all three. Getting Fischer again, for this, would be the funniest outcome though.

 

[Harvey Danger]

If Nick really didn't want to work on his Locals content he should have just told the truth and said so. He didn't have to get arrested to make sure he couldn't work on it. Why can't this man just tell the truth? It's not like he practices law anymore.

My theory is that he was working on Locals content. His idea for what makes exclusive fun content is what got him arrested.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Legal Bytes Right Now (Tom Cruise meme)

 

[AnOminous]

I was absolutely not surprised that this happened, I was only surprised it happened so soon.

It's one of those Instant Karma things, where he was instantly struck by lightning from God Himself after his disgusting blowjob stream.

 

[AltisticRight]

Gator claims not to be an enabler of Rekieta even though he was one of the only people to stand in line to talk to him at Anime Matsuri 2023.

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>They cheered his drinking on
>Turned on him for supas
I wonder who the esteemed x-ray technician, computer programmer and janny was referring to?
He's not wrong though. Balldo chose the den of snakes instead of just doing his own thing. They're now all grifting superchats and selling merchandise (no one would buy).

 

[Shapes]

Slowing down now, but /pol/ was having a good time

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

>If they can’t find a social worker within a reasonable time frame, you get split up
Why don't they contact other family members? are Americans retarded?

I guess being split up with random crack head foster parents is better than being together with a random crack head family member...

No, they're going to family tonight. The police called a relative, I would be willing to bet. I've been involved with the foster system for the better part of a decade and there's no way they took the kids down to the station. They made a call to Kayla's parents, or an aunt/uncle and they came and picked them up.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

That's a bizarre thing to presume.

maybe I have been misreading the vibe but I definitely got the impression the cost for randazza has been coming out of balldos own pockets