Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Carl Smallwang]

Will Nick hang himself in jail over the weekend if he doesn't get bail?

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

That autistic loser Josh Moon imagined this. If he was more of a people person he'd know that Nick Rekieta would never get arrested like this lol.

 

[TexOffender]

Will Nick hang himself in over the weekend if he doesn't get bail?

No, he's too much of a narcissist to do that.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

It's so over Nick bros, time to call a real lawyer.

You know what ya honor, maybe you're the one doin coke on stream and getting blowjobs under the table. Suffa judge suffa.

 

[EyeGuy]

"Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the Earth."

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Pretty much. Have you ever had a cat steal and hock your stereo for drug bucks?

I know that mine would, but that's because he, unlike Nick, was born in the hood

 

[FederalInvestigation]

How are we feeling in terms of Nicks survival in jail over the weekend? Anyone else started powerscaling or tier listing the other detainees yet?
I'm not liking Rackets odds tbh, this tournament has some powerful fighters....dokidoki

Top left looks like a nightmare.

 

[Sugriva]

This is anime's fault.

 

[DavidS877]

One last piece of speculation for the evening I know owlbear was monitoring the radio waves but is it a thing that police departments don't air calls from minors or they don't air calls from that address because it is flagged in their system already?

They could have done it all via cell phones and Computer Aided Dispatch(the laptop in the cop car) if they wanted it private.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Thread theme song right now:

You better get a lawyer, son
You better get a real good one
You better get a lawyer, son
You better get a real good one!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Ah, so that must be the "couch story" Aaron was talking about.
I had just assumed that Nick had coomed on somebody else's furniture.

You know, that Doomentio guy from the international clique did just that once, lolcow cross-country crossover soon?

 

[Pedophobe]

Hedonism 3: Minnesota holding cell edition.

Remember Nick when you get to jail the first thing you need to do is take the biggest guy there to establish your place in the hierarchy.


I just realized he's going to be appearing in court after four days of not doing his coiffe. We need pictures of Rekieta hair!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I wonder if Nick is going to ask his cellmates if they prefer balls or no balls?

 

[Captain Manning]

Wow, cool. They're only nearly 2 years too late. How great of them to wait until after Monday's Cokestream and still not have bothered with their "some possible future intervention".

Let's face it, after the arrest, this became one of those "well... shit, there's no hiding it now" sort of things.

 

[RodgerDodger]

It would be very funny if Monty's lawyer is the one who made the call. Is there a legal issue he could run into about trying to sabotage the defendant in court, for another legal matter?

What direct knowledge would Monty’s lawyer have of drug use in the house or the presence of drugs and firearms?

plus the last thing Monty’s lawyer would want to do is anything that would interrupt Nicks oh so defamatory and unhinged ongoing streams. They are a godsend to Monty’s lawyer. They are prepackaged actual malice. Yeah his client might take a minor additional hit to his already blemished reputation, but they so up the payout at the end.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Imagine laughing at your 'friend' getting a felony arrest as part of your 'comedy' show, whilst he's still in prison. Whilst you've encouraged and enabled his substance abuse.

His fucking kids have suffered as a result of all of this and yet you are laughing, then defending it because apparently it's comedy for a family to fall apart because of some man child's midlife crisis.

Then there's Ralph retweeting in support, never mind he knows exactly where Rekeita is when it comes to booze and benzos.

These people are sick in the head. I think the idea that Dick is using these people as a sort of whack pack, pretending they are friends, is self evident now.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

You think he has a contract?

I was thinking more along the lines of an email saying something to the effect of "Just heard about your arrest, LOL get fucked."

 

[MySonDavid]

At this timestamp (49:44) in Aaron's video tonight, after fake crying for a few seconds, Aaron talks about how hard he tried to help April. He then says he couldn't physically drag April out of the house but he wanted to and then he says "this was the only thing that was going to help her". God I hope someone gets the call that kicked this whole thing off...

 

[Retink Retunk]

This is anime's fault.

He denounced anime and the train went completely off the rails.

 

[TheClappening]

Ian Runkle / Runkle Of The Bailey, canuck gun/self defense lawyer and sometimes-guest on Nick's show, isn't touching this

https://x.com/IanRunkle/status/1793820820411945154

https://archive.fo/ZJIqJ

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes." Mark Twain

Just to be an autistic faggot, the last part is "but it often rhymes."