Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[IBrokeBob]

Those long nails on that corpulent arm remind me of a fat chihuahua who desperately needs their nails trimmed

 

[Mike Hunt]

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I don't get it. "Look how handsome he is", then goes to cover his face. Is he too embarrassed to be seen with his pig of a mom (understandable) or is Tess showing mercy because she knows he'll get shit from his school peers if they see the photo? It's a reasonable guess that he probably already gets shit for his mom's posts, right?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

His tuxedo doesn't look like it fits properly.

I'm glad he got to attend his prom.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I don't get it. "Look how handsome he is", then goes to cover his face. Is he too embarrassed to be seen with his pig of a mom (understandable) or is Tess showing mercy because she knows he'll get shit from his school peers if they see the photo? It's a reasonable guess that he probably already gets shit for his mom's posts, right?

Rylee requested that Tess not show his face or post about him on her social media. For special occasions he relents a little but still doesn't want to be seen on her accounts.

 

[Pizing Boundz]

Normal 7 year old boys are pretty active. Few can sit in front of a Tv and eat. They like to ride bikes and climb trees and slide. Having that hair would be a burden, even in a ponytail, even aside from teasing. I have long hair and I’m constantly pulling it and it has to be put up to sleep and it gets caught in stuff and I’m a grown woman who chose it. It probably was a significant issue for him, despite Tess’s desire for him to sit in a corner and play Fat Barbie.

So congrats to Bowie who managed to manipulate his mother into cutting it. I’m sure she’s going to cry and say she misses it multiple times a day but I hope he ignores her and feels satisfaction.

I think this is a bit too much. Like we girls had long hair all our infancy and you definetely can do anything you want, me and my sister climbed all the trees and jumped all the rocks no problem. Its just long hair.

To me this looks like the fat kid in Willy Wonka that gets stuck in the chocolate pipe. No one can convince me Lizzo isn't cosplaying that.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

“Now if anyone can tell me how to slow down your kids growing up I would REALLY appreciate it.”

Well, maybe if you had actually lived with your kid for the past 5 years instead of shipping him off to a friend’s house and seeing him once a month, time might’ve gone a little more “slowly”. You wouldn’t be so shocked seeing him grown up, cause you would’ve laid eyes on him every day.

 

[multiverse]

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I hope Rylee can curb his burgeoning obesity. He's obviously been though a lot and probably has abandonment issues up the wazoo, but food ain't gonna fix the fact that your mom is a narc.

 

[Oscar Winner]

His body language is interesting. Arms straight, hands at his sides, fair enough for that type of photo, seems like he doesn't want to touch her. His feet both turned away from her though, looks like he's getting ready to run lol.

 

[NoReturn]

looks like he's getting ready to run lol.

In a way, he is. He's graduating and will be free soon!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Bowie's gotten fat now too.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Yeeeesh, Tessy finally got her "prom picture" she was denied in high school.

Poor Rylee deserves better, and I hope he has an awesome job/college lined up after high school graduation.

 

[IBrokeBob]

“Now if anyone can tell me how to slow down your kids growing up I would REALLY appreciate it.”

Well, maybe if you had actually lived with your kid for the past 5 years instead of shipping him off to a friend’s house and seeing him once a month, time might’ve gone a little more “slowly”. You wouldn’t be so shocked seeing him grown up, cause you would’ve laid eyes on him every day.

I bet her parents wish her fat ass would STOP growing. What is she now? 400 or 500 lbs and still growing?

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

 

[brocktherock]

Teaching kids consent isn't the same as asking a loaded question, you fat fuck. Children can't be expected to give anything but a coached answer if they're asked if they want their photo on a website, they are incapable of gauging the numbers of potential viewers or what the harms are. Can kids that young even understand what the internet is and say what it is beyond "my phone" or "where memes come from"? I bet she'd ask him to consent to having a little less food when they're fucking poor and Mommy needs the extra calories to go to work then carry on eating regardless,

I also always hated this language about "consent" which I'll remind everyone is originally from BDSM kink circles. The words normal people used to fucking use are "permission" and "to allow" something and instead of making kids talk about consent (which already requires a stable sense of self) we taught them basic shit like not letting strangers touch them and simple yes or no things to build boundaries up first. I hope they still do that in schools, anyway. Sorry for the tangent.

 

[The Hardest R]

It’s unfortunate that Rylee is getting fat. He’s young and has a naturally high metabolism so he could be back on track by summer’s end if he wants to be.

I don't get it. "Look how handsome he is", then goes to cover his face. Is he too embarrassed to be seen with his pig of a mom (understandable) or is Tess showing mercy because she knows he'll get shit from his school peers if they see the photo? It's a reasonable guess that he probably already gets shit for his mom's posts, right?

Teenagers are absolutely merciless when it comes to making fun of other teenagers and Tess provides nonstop and ample ammunition for them. He is embarrassed to be around Tess and I completely understand why he would be.

 

[Constellationzero]

PIGGY. TOE. SPLAY.

Never forget.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

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This kinda pisses me off because she's technically correct like yes, you should teach your kids boundaries and consent and you shouldn't post their face if they aren't okay with it but any decent parent would default to blocking out kids' faces then showing them when they're older if they allow it. Yes it's because of the consent thing but also because there are fucking pedos online who will creep on kids doing the most innocuous shit. This doesn't occur to Tess because she treats her kids as accessories and an extension of herself instead of actual people so she uses them for content(like those Bowie's Taste Test videos) until they ask her to stop, then she passive aggressively bitches about it like she does here.

Also I guarantee that either no one asked and she's just upset Rylee's enforcing boundaries or people were asking why she didn't also cover Bowie's face for his safety and she just used the opportunity to passive aggressively bitch about Rylee asking not to be posted because she's upset he's enforcing boundaries.

 

[NoReturn]

It’s unfortunate that Rylee is getting fat. He’s young and has a naturally high metabolism so he could be back on track by summer’s end if he wants to be.

Call it a bulk, switch to a cut while lifting consistently, and he'll be ready for white boy summer next year.

 

[Stupid Cunthole]

Those long nails on that corpulent arm remind me of a fat chihuahua who desperately needs their nails trimmed

Her fursona's name is "Twonkee Stahr".

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

On tt lying as usual