Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,660
Cheesegirl78 said:
It looks so much better. He looks like a young man now. Cute guy, he looks more like his father with shorter hair.
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This is half the reason Ryann refused to allow the kid to cut his hair for years. The other half was probably because she was hoping he'd troon out.


Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
Too bad his POS father can’t afford a plane ticket to California to see him.
What’s it been now? 4 years?
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Five, I think. Nick left when Rylee was around 13, and that was when Tess kicked her oldest son out to live with a different ex boyfriend. Rylee is 18 now.
 
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Normal 7 year old boys are pretty active. Few can sit in front of a Tv and eat. They like to ride bikes and climb trees and slide. Having that hair would be a burden, even in a ponytail, even aside from teasing. I have long hair and I’m constantly pulling it and it has to be put up to sleep and it gets caught in stuff and I’m a grown woman who chose it. It probably was a significant issue for him, despite Tess’s desire for him to sit in a corner and play Fat Barbie.

So congrats to Bowie who managed to manipulate his mother into cutting it. I’m sure she’s going to cry and say she misses it multiple times a day but I hope he ignores her and feels satisfaction.
 
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Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Fuckin' finally!!! His new cut looks good on him. Much better than the stringy limp mess he sported before.
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Well, he better enjoy whatever hair he has, because to me he looks like a future baldy (not that there's anything wrong with that). I can spot future baldies in children with pretty good accuracy).

I bet he did beg for it. I'm sure he was picked on. 😟
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
Well, he better enjoy whatever hair he has, because to me he looks like a future baldy (not that there's anything wrong with that). I can spot future baldies in children with pretty good accuracy).

I bet he did beg for it. I'm sure he was picked on. 😟
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Isn't Nick balding?
 
I'm surprised there have not been any online meltdowns from Tessy disguised as activistism about the fact she once again was not invited to the MET Gala last night.

Especially since Ashley Graham and Lizzo attended. Though I would argue Lizzo's look proves fashion hates fatties.
Or Lizzo intentionally wore that to bate her haters so she can cry online for asspats again.


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Yay for Bowie! He’s going to love short hair after dealing with the pain in the ass long hair he had before. Good for Tess for actually doing something good for another person for once!
George Michael's Freedom said:
Though I would argue Lizzo's look proves fashion hates fatties
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She looks like a greenwaste trashcan made of flesh. Was that the goal?
 
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George Michael's Freedom said:
I'm surprised there have not been any online meltdowns from Tessy disguised as activistism about the fact she once again was not invited to the MET Gala last night.

Especially since Ashley Graham and Lizzo attended. Though I would argue Lizzo's look proves fashion hates fatties.
Or Lizzo intentionally wore that to bate her haters so she can cry online for asspats again.

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They both look like bags of milk with a rubber band round the middle. It's the evening gown version of the gunt-in-high-waisted-shorts trick.
 
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blue gopher snakes said:
Yay for Bowie! He’s going to love short hair after dealing with the pain in the ass long hair he had before. Good for Tess for actually doing something good for another person for once!

She looks like a greenwaste trashcan made of flesh. Was that the goal?
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Apparently the goal or theme of the dress was a flower vase and originally there was not a face cut out in the head piece but obviously that doesn't translate well off the runway. It also doesn't work on someone barrel shaped.
 
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