Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Will Nick endure his heat alergies in prison ?! Poor Nick ! Balldosisters what can we do to help him out on his heat allergies.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

How we got to a point where Ralph is technically living a healthier life than Nick is beyond me.

 

[Rex_857]

This probably works for most people. Gee, I sure hope they hold a FUCKING LAWYER to those same low standards. lol

Nah, Minnesota won't want to make an example out of a loudmouth conservative lawyer with a millionaire inheritance. For. Some reason. I'm sure. lol

First time offender. They definitely do not want to spend money to put him behind bars. He is going to get fines out the ass, have to do rehab and also probably prove to CPS that he is able to parent before his life gets better. But my guess is won't see much jail time. They will get the drug charge and move on.

However, this is FUCKING NICK REKIETA! So when the deal is offered, he will assert that he of course is smarter than everyone involved and will plea "NOT GUILTY". And you know this is 90% happening lol.

And there is still no proof of any kind of trust with money in it. He has his home in private trust, which is a smart thing to do, but anyone rich or poor can do that. That doesn't mean he has a family trust allowance or anything like that, but I as always could be wrong. I just know the $$$ Inheritance trust is speculation IIRC?

 

[thebigdream]

You are right, there's something different between the two. Howard Stern, as far as I am aware, identified people who were already totally out there and gave them attention while mocking them - Westboro Baptist Church, that KKK guy he got on - or got people like Garry the Retard on, but he didn't intend make their lives any worse from what I saw.

Dick seems to love seeing these people's lives decline and fall apart as they try and emulate his man-child antics.

I had the misfortune of watching Dick's most recent stream to see his reaction to the arrest, and he and Vito couldn't have looked happier, you'd have to be exceptionally retarded (read: Nick) to ever think these leeches have your best interests in mind. Fucking Null, Kino Casino and Eric July have showed more concern for him, people he intentionally tried to antagonise and bring down.

 

[Meat Target]

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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

 

[Mutley]

Ok..here is an out there thought..what if someone sent the illegally retarded judge Nick scorned the link to his stream and she just went..fuck it..go see him

 

[PositiveHatred]

He supposedly had a St Andrews Cross in their little sex room. No way they can miss that.

Had to look what that was up. Why are boomers into cringy bdsm shit like that? You have to be really coombrained to bring that into your house

 

[Pedophobe]

Nick's mugshot is probably the best and healthiest he's looked in at least a year.

Maybe the lighting in the stream vault really is that bad.

Randazza: Paid

I'm still holding out for the Sued by Randazza for Unpaid Fees Arc.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Shells of themselves
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Is her nose falling off like Michael Jackson’s?

 

[AnOminous]

Will Nick endure his heat alergies in prison ?! Poor Nick ! Balldosisters what can we do to help him out on his heat allergies.

He has no cock allergies. So he'll find some way to cope.

I had the misfortune of watching Dick's most recent stream to see his reaction to the arrest, and he and Vito couldn't have looked happier, you'd have to be exceptionally retarded (read: Nick) to ever think these leeches have your best interests in mind.

Daxipad was openly encouraging Nick to continue the course of conduct that led to this just yesterday. He's a literal psycho who deliberately destroys his own so-called "friends." Look how quickly he snaked on him.

 

[Glowie]

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Baldo will suck dick to avoid broken ribs, Griftshank redemption

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm ignorant of drugs and crime. Is it a felony to be in possession of narcotics and a (presumably) legally owned firearm?

Yes.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If these niggers want to make the most kino of merch using this situation they'll take everyone in the sektur who has a mugshot and parody the Baldur's Gate title art (don't remember the word for it, English is failing me personally) with all those mugshots replacing the character and change the text to Balldo's Gate

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I can't wait to see Nick's new teardrop tattoo.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Well at least Nick has a real reason for why he can't stream for once.

Those poor kids are going to be so mentally scarred by all of this shit there is no way they are growing up to be functional adults.

Late and jailed.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The first stream balldo does next week is gonna be fukin wild

 

[EggImpregnator]

Shells of themselves
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His wife turned into a tranny after doing coke.

 

[Digital_Disaster]

Ty Beard got all that money to not do his job.

It was my understanding that Ty handed Judge Chupp the evidence and did his job but Chupp refused to look at the evidence and do his job. Because this judge is incompetent and makes up his mind before looking at anything and has screwed over other people as well. And we also know how the courts treat men who are falsely accused and majorly favor women.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

"We knew this was happening. We're not stupid."

Oh really? And what did you do about it? You pretended it wasn't a problem. Despite the fact you (and others) are way closer to Nick than anybody here. You went on his show, and pretended to not notice the way he was CLEARLY acting. You even whined about his critics on that show too, as if they were driving him to act that way. As if it wasn't an affirmative choice to turn into a degenerate. Others either disavowed, or at least distanced themselves from him (Sean, Andrew, etc.), so as not to enable this shit.

Fuck you Megan. Kurt is right. You are a dumb bitch who needs to shut the fuck up. You are still enabling his behavior by trying to give him a scapegoat for his own actions.

KiWIFaRMs dID ThiS!!!!

Fuck off!

Here here.

This is such an asinine take. Null and Kiwi Farms were supportive of Nick and helped him succeed. When he began to go downhill Null and the farms warned him he was going down a dark path. Meanwhile idiots like Megan Fox and Kurt etc appeared on his show and did NOTHING. If they did talk to him behind the scenes then good for them, they did the bare minimum. But there’s no evidence they confronted him. At best they enabled him.

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquid being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

I now well and truly embrace Karma. This is way too perfect. I really hope she does his arraignment, and his aware of his comments on the appealstream.

All you ignorant, low iq, short sighted fools are ranting and raving about "divorce arc" this, and "jail arc" that. Unlike me, who is fully invested in what I am now is certain to come after the smoke clears. No money, reputation smeared, with felony charges and a divorced wife, where else is a debauch Nick to go but south? Thus begins...

Spoiler

The Roommates arc
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I can’t decide if such a situation is more reminiscent of the Odd Couple or Perfect Strangers. Either way I feel Rekeita would have to be the straight man.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Imagine laughing at your 'friend' getting a felony arrest as part of your 'comedy' show, whilst he's still in prison. Whilst you've encouraged and enabled his substance abuse.

His fucking kids have suffered as a result of all of this and yet you are laughing, then defending it because apparently it's comedy for a family to fall apart because of some man child's midlife crisis.

Then there's Ralph retweeting in support, never mind he knows exactly where Rekeita is when it comes to booze and benzos.

These people are sick in the head. I think the idea that Dick is using these people as a sort of whack pack, pretending they are friends, is self evident now.
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One of the most important thing about friendship is not to kick them when they're down, it's one thing to riff on a buddy when he's in on the joke, it's another to make fun of him to an audience of thousands when he's at his lowest and can't even respond due to being in fucking jail.

If this was at Ralph's expense he'd be rage pigging at Dick