Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shittus Maximus II]

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You think he had the Drexel Blackface on while he was fucking them with coke and or methdick?

 

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Any word from Drexel?

yeah, he agreed to house nick's girls for a while

 

[Mikoyan]

Nick wants to show you how to ruin your life with one simple trick!

One's both simple and a trick, yes.

But there's also his wife.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Now if there was only a way to ensure that Pipkin Pippa ended up with the cursed medallion somehow...

She has an agency (read: professional tard wrangrels) so there won't be that many content coming out of that

 

[Captain Manning]

EVS is going to stream and talk about it.

I could not give any less of a shit what that fatass grifter thinks about any of this. Too many other more interesting people are giving their takes. If there's funny, I am sure it'll be posted in the CG thread

I'll bet you anything it'll be some variation of "Gee... I hope he gets out of jail soon... so we can destroy Eric July!"

You know... priorities.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[AnOminous]

Seeing this day in and day out killed my soul. And that, my fellow kiwis, is why I no longer work for the state, or mental health field.

Welcome to the club of mind-blasted former idealists who encountered reality and got blackpilled.

I mean yeah obviously it was good to call the cops no matter what because they have kids in there and they are getting insanely high and beating eachother up and screaming and shit, but Don’t think about it too hard or be too serious about it, we just wanna bully Aaron for being a faggot nerd and also he’s lying about it lol

He's a pussy and a faggot and if he actually did this, I'd approve of it. I'd still approve of him doing it, if he did. Lying and blaming us for it, like a lying faggot, makes me want to go out and fucking [redacted] [redacted].

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I am so bad at art things but I am trying my best. Can't figure out who I want to use for Wyll and Mizora though.

This is a terrible mockup but I need someone to make this happen.
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Black guy is Drexel, duh, and the demon is obviously either Monty or Null

 

[RodgerDodger]

Do you have links to the radio archives?

I do not. I figure we won’t know anything about 911 calls for certain until next week. But somebody local said there was nothing on the scanners.

 

[RodgerDodger]

How Nick started his stand-up comedian LARP and how it's going.

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To be fair he is much funnier in the second picture

 

[PositiveHatred]

Can this be the theme song for today's occasion?

I was thinking this one

 

[mfalkner]

This reminds me of stuttering John. Man, the dabbleverse is exciting!

Jesus Christ, karla

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I know of someone that died from alcohol withdrawal a few days into being detained in county.

He's what, just over 12 hours in now? Let's check how he's feeling!

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Hopefully kandiyohi has a detox protocol! Though Nick might just lie and say he doesn't drink that much.

Well, at least the ceiling cat will be keeping him company tonight.

 

[RodgerDodger]

How we got to a point where Ralph is technically living a healthier life than Nick is beyond me.

At this point I think it’s more Death has simply rejected Ralph.

 

[Glowie]

Nick will be back and probably be smug about it.

He loves to take losses, he is a cuck after all.

A prisoner fucks his wife since troons are allowed in women's prison and prison turns nick gay

THISNIGGAISGONNAGETRAPED

It's not rape if both parties give consent

Nick can cope

Fun fact certain allergies can be treated with immersion therapies, allergen proteins are injected on the skin or under the skin to cause localized allergic reactions, gradually rising the dosage until body doesn't start producing antistamines to point of shock.

There are A LOT willing patrons to help treat Nick's allergic bootyhole all that white heat proteins and streams will happen in communal showers every day 7, feel free to shower on Nick he has to rehabilitatite and cure his heat allergy.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

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Obligatory "I can fix her."

 

[MG-34]

Allow me to add, as someone who worked overseeing foster kids, assuming a family memember isn't available, some states have shelters that exist for temporary stays for kids waiting for foster care. I know it is rare, but I know for a fact Idaho has two, and Utah has at least one. These allow for at least some siblings to be kept together (due to age restrictions).

The main issue with foster care though (at least in cases where kids were taken from their parents), is that, depending on the case, the state would much rather try and work towards reuniting the family. In my tenure working for the state, I saw this happen several times, each time it would end badly (can't go into details sadly for legal reasons). Drug use/addiction is a very common one where the state will try and reunite the family though, as they see it as a carrot to dangle infront of the parents to try and keep them clean. So far I have not seen it work though. Seeing this day in and day out killed my soul. And that, my fellow kiwis, is why I no longer work for the state, or mental health field.

It's lose/lose for the kids usually. Foster homes in the US can be depressing shitholes where foster parents are collecting kids just for a pay incentive and I've seen more than one case where it turns out the whole operation is a front for human trafficking. It's an unfortunate reality but sometimes the neglectful piece of shit parents are the better choice, providing the child can manage to survive to adulthood without being sold for the next hit or essentially take care of themselves while the parents are too busy being pieces of shit.

 

[Cuckoman]

Out of all people i want to see react to this number 1 is definitely vic mignogna. I imagine him with his head in his hands just asking God why of all people this fuckup had to be the one to open a gofundme for him.

I love VIC. I have a signed photo of him as well as every single perk and floor-plans they sold for StarTreKContinues.
That show was 100% a work of love by fans that 100% loved the original show.

Will buy shit again. I have plenty of money so make a new episode of STC with VIC and I will buy every single merch you make. Because I love ST and VIC did a really good job playing a captain of the enterprise.

I don't care for any of the other shit but he took the mantle of a Starship Enterprise caprain and did it well and in character and respecting the lore.
That and that alone is enough for me to bat for him.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Welcome to the club of mind-blasted former idealists who encountered reality and got blackpilled.

See. I didn't think the state did the best job to begin with, but I never knew how bad it truly was. I went into the job already deadened to the field due to my previous jobs, but somehow found a way to get even more jaded and black pilled. Anyways, raise your favorite beverage for a toast to a world we couldn't change.

 

[bile demon]

@Null was the first person to truly clock his impending descent into degeneracy. It's like he smells it on them.

Real recognize real.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Instead of people killed its gonna be semen loads taken

The teardrop will be falling from his mustache