Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JackoVerde]

His "friends" won't accept responsibility for enabling a drunk and junkie

Why should they take any responsibility for anything. Nick is a grown as man, who has 5 kids, has a law degree, has a rich trust fund making life on easy mode.
hes an adult who should know better and he chose to do what he did.
it would he one thing if he was a 70 iq retard, maybe then it would make sense since he’s too stupid to make his own decisions.

 

[Tour of Italy]

It takes a special kind of libertarian brain to have five children and think that hard drugs are totally okay because you’re “not hurting anyone”.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Why did Ralph turn on Nick?

Has he assumed that Rekieta's ability to draw an audience will be so badly impacted by the arrest, that he is of no more use to Ralph?

Was Ralph pissed off that Rekieta wouldn't do a show with him, despite seeming to promise he would?

What did Daxipad say about Rekieta that has everyone saying he turned on Rekieta too?

I'm just surprised Ralph is sober enough to find his camera, yet alone "turn" against Nick.

Usenet is used to pirate shit these days.

Yeah, it's been that way for like 20 years, heh.

Oh fuck that bitch. Most of us were fans of rekieta for years, donated our hard earned money, went to conventions thousand of miles away just to meet him, defended rekieta many times for 5 fucking years. Does that bitch forget most of his bombshells like Ron toye domestic abuse was done by kiwi? The rukia shit was done by kiwis? Kiwis have helped this guy way more than any of these lawtube fucks ever would. Kiwifarmers tried to help him for years, and all we got was manning getting his moment of need mocked by him. I'm glad Kurt called that bitch out.

And your real sin is that you weren't giving that money and support to the truly deserving -- HER.

He looks better in his mugshot than he has on stream. Hopefully this will be the turning point for him, otherwise there ain't gonna be a rock bottom.

No. Look at his eyes. That's not the look of someone who has realized he's fucked up and needs to get his life together for his 5 kids. That's the look of a man annoyed that people are gonna make fun of him and that he will have to spend a few days without booze and blow. He has much, much farther to fall. To wit: He's not divorced and his kids are still at his house / alive, and Youtube/Rumble/X haven't nuked him from orbit to avoid getting any splatter on themselves when he inevitably flames out.

 

[McMitch]

Imagine if the cokestream is entered into evidence and Nick has to watch her watch it in person.

“Now, to protect the sanctity of the jury’s sanity, we’ll be playing a version with an expert’s commentary,” as they start the May 21, 2024 episode of Mad at the Internet.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Why should they take any responsibility for anything. Nick is a grown as man, who has 5 kids, has a law degree, has a rich trust fund making life on easy mode.
hes an adult who should know better and he chose to do what he did.
it would he one thing if he was a 70 iq retard, maybe then it would make sense since he’s too stupid to make his own decisions.

Of course it's not their fault he's a worthless drunk, but when they want to say it's someone else's fault for making him do it, it's laughable coming from people who had personal access to this man while never doing anything themselves.

They need to blame somebody, especially in their case because if they had a possible chance of stopping it but didn't, well then, that would just make them look like shitty friends.

I would never suggest his decisions are their fault.

 

[Flamin Park]

Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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April Imholte
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https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

https://archive.is/7Hfm1

I must have missed the part where it says ...unless the person possess naughty substances in which case infringe away

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I hope they make it through okay because they aren't going to be getting any help.

If they don’t take him to the hospital for the alcohol withdrawals he’s about to have then he is going to die of a seizure

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Remember when we celebrated 3,000 pages? I do, since it wasn't that long ago:

And now we're here. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[McMitch]

I’m not saying it was the Farms. I’m saying like many have said here that reading the Farms did not help. And sometimes it’s the little shit that pushes you over the edge, even when it shouldn’t.

“I’m not saying it was the Farms, but it was the Farms.”
You’re just determined to give the most retarded takes, aren’t you?

 

[zimzam88]

No, its the mean comments on kiwifarms that tipped him over.

"Your Honor, I'd like it to be known that it was those darn kiwi figs that made me do these things. Liz Fong Jones is my primary witness to this fact, he can back me up. I promise to be a good boy if you shut down that website"

 

[FuhrerMustang]

There's Metokur who's too based to become shit so instead he's fucking dying

Metokur is the Akito to the lolcow version of Fruits Basket 2001 anime since he's dying from the curse. Not sure who Null would be.

 

[Truly Rural]

It would be very anti climatic if after all this coke talk from Aaron the substance they found is something stupid like Kayla's xannies.

 

[Pagan Min]

Page # when I went to bed: 3919

Page # when I decided to check again in the morning: 3981

Shine on, you crazy diamond-studded balldo...

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Who did it better?
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[AN/ALR56]

Judge Jennifer "Vagina Liquor" Fischer, retard, is presiding over all arraignment cases so far on the docket today

I still can't believe that shit, it's like a skit on Always sunny or the office

How likely is that she knows what he thinks of her?, I can't help but think her office got sent like 500 emails from. "concerned citizens" with links to the clips where he talks about her vagina.


I don't know, it's the most absurd shit for me that a lolcow ever did, I can't, the only other 2 I remember that were as dumb or as absurd was Nick bate sending him eating shit to a detective thinking it would prove his innocence, or JFG murdering his retarded wife (and basically getting away with it when everyone who interviews him eventually looks in shock and horror at what he's been saying)


I feel bad for other lolcow enjoyers here though, I can't remember a faster JUULAY awards winner.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

seen toddlers handle worse criticism than nick had for years

Toddlers rarely get anywhere near as much honestly and are shielded from the worse of it.

A lot of streamers, including Nick, are dumb and think it won’t bother them.

Until it finally does and they spiral really bad. As the Farm routinely records.

then he has a fucked up brain

Drink does that to you. I was honestly expecting him getting thrown in a mental hospital due to his mind being shot before an arrest. And honestly with how much he drinks that is on the table.

 

[FIVE STAR DAYS]

Just listened to Null on the Kino Casino. Couldn't believe he got an apology. Times are changing Kiwibros.

It's a shame for the Rekieta kids, I'm guessing they're with the next of kin while this shitshow unfolds?

I wonder how this all went down with the cops. Even when looking at Nick's mugshot he has the pissed off Karen face looking like he wants to speak to the manager. I'm sure none of this was his fault because it never is according to this retard.

I've been away from the sektur for about a month now and I come back to this shit. Lol wtf.

 

[Hungrier Troon]

My money is on Aaron's Ex being the driving factor behind the sudden change in him and the Police swinging by the Rekietas. He said that his Ex would take away the children if she found out Nick brought Coke into the house in the couch story vid and then says that she now already knows.
Maybe she found out before the arrest happened, like say she found the Drugs that April forgot at home or in a Car even when Aaron told her not to bring them in the first place. The Children could've seen something they shouldn't and not understanding what it was told their Mom about it. There's so many ways to confirm that they are Druggies. Nick's streams might've gotten her to take a closer look at wtf they're up to but i don't think they were the sole reason for the visit. Aaron could've just squealed the moment he was confronted with his Ex's suspicions since he's a mentally weak man that's bad at lying.
If she didn't call CPS herself, she made Aaron do it since he witnessed it firsthand and to break off any contact to them since they're not gonna be talking to him at all after that.
Cokeieta was warned by Aaron about it (he might've felt bad about possibly separating the Rekietas from their Children and wanted to give them a last chance with the Police visit only scaring them straight if nothing was found as the last attempt at a wake-up call) and that's when the fight happened cause Nick most likely put the blame solely on Aaron not his Ex and this possibly lead to a fist fight. Maybe Kayla beat Nick for even the threat of this happening if you fully believe Aaron (I don't) or the guys just fought. Nick blew this warning to the wind probably thinking that as a Lawyer he knows his rights and the Cops can fuck off.

I'm 100% sure Aaron being the Bitch he is did not start this on his own. He would be to scared of getting caught up in some way and possibly losing access to his Kids but if the alternative is to lose them for sure, yeah he's gonna snitch. And only his Ex has the power to fucking do that.

 

[SpellforceFan]

I mean can you really blame Nick for getting a side chick when his wife looks like THAT

It's "until death do us part", pal.

Meaning that if he wanted to fuck another girl, he'd have to kill his current wife first.

 

[Large Rodent]

Okay, farmers, new poll time is in order!
How will this go for Nicky and the gang?
A. He and his harem are released with a slap on the wrist and they all go back to doing the exact same shit. (Nothing changes.)
B. Nick defends himself and the harem and they all wind up with the death penalty.
C. This is the wakeup call they needed. They clean up their acts and become respectable members of society. (May not apply to all three.)
D. Other.