Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Warm Lasagna said:
And with “Crimes against children” we reach page 4000. It doesn’t feel so great, kiwibros.
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Yeah, the incident report update was definitely informative, and answers a lot of questions for me, but it's absolutely not a funny update. Just MATI-inducing, imo.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Journoscum wrong again. All three are still in custody.

https://www2.kcmn.us/LETG/custody/custody.html

You think you hate them enough, but you don't.
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That link has so many potential banger profile pic candidates!

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I hope I'm that happy if I ever go to jail.
 
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Marche said:
He was already in the lead for lolcow of the year but really dunno what can happen in the next 6 months to derail this.

Like who is even competing this year so far? Ralph and Keffals are boring even when they get a bump of drama.
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BossmanJack is entertaining, but all his milk is the same. Crackhead gambler is a crackhead gambler.

Patrick Tomlinson's "milk" is usually heavily overblown. I was reading the "timeline" for why he should win in 2023 and it was mostly "this random person tweeted about Tomlinson on one occasion!" Who cares?

Rekieta climbed Mount Olympus only to reach the precipice of the summit, hear someone tell him "great job, now don't backflip off it and into Hades!" and he took it as a personal motherfucking challenge. Now he's fluctuating between circles of Hell while decaying into a husk before our eyes.

This is once in a lifetime cowdow we get to witness in the flesh, and people are still crowing "but BossmanJack lost $7k this time! That's 3% more than he lost last time!" Lol, okay.
 
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What I really want to say about Nick would earn me all the top hats, and probably get accused of fedposting. But when you’re a NORMAL, FUNCTIONING parent, you get angry about these kinda things. And hearing your child laugh is the greatest ‘drug’ in the world. I got that this morning instead of waking up in a cell.

Whatever abuse the kids received - physical, mental, emotional - doesn’t matter. Nick should be ON THE WALL. Remember that phrase, Nicky?

JackoVerde said:
What would happen if null wore the sonichu medallion
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The universe would collapse in itself

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Excellent Mentour reference.
 
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My take

Kayla: No rap sheet, no priors, unless she draws an asshole prosecutor there's a plea with a suspended sentence. Not sure it scares her straight but this would be what does. It's a May 'I'm in Mexico and my pig husband just choked me out cause he can't pay to keep the lights on.'

April literally a social climber, don't know if she has any priors or communal reputation. My guess is nothing more than suspended sentence and rehab as long as Nick isn't her lawyer...but this fucks her in divorce court with Steel Toe who will likely get an unusually decent deal for a man in divorce court in America thanks to this.

Reikata....don't know. He's soooo stupid and arrogant. realistically, he's a fucking lawyer. If EVER there was someone to beat the rap on something like this it would be him. But....he's the anti-lawyer. He will take what should be a suspended sentence, rehab, slap on the wrist and he will...somehow, make it worse. Don't know how. But anyone else would be walking away from this without issue except for potentially having his kids removed temporarily.
 
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