Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[inception_state]

Link for people interested, no information besides what is shown

The interesting bit there is that they claim the arrests happened at 3:12 pm Wednesday, but the intake date is Thursday morning. So were they maybe held overnight and then transferred to the jail Thursday morning, or are the journos just wrong again?

Edit: That might also explain why people trying to find police scanner info could not find anything, if the incident actually happened Wednesday afternoon.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Hopefully during all this Nick finds Jesus again. Motherfucker needs it. You aren't going to find him at the bottle of a whiskey or pill bottle Nick. Only hell awaits you there.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I ate top hats several pages ago for doing just that. lol

There are some things that I just do not find funny at all, and learning what I did from that report is one of them. I won't rage about it in another post.

Funny how the thread was finally starting to kind of slow back down some, this report comes out - get ready for way more pages.

I consider top hats an honor when it comes to certain subjects; here’s one. Kayla is an absolute waste of oxygen and is nothing but the dimmest, worthless, crustiest kind of white trash. I almost despise her more than Nick. You’re a mother, you empty brained pile of fetid roast beef. The instincts God and nature gave you are either nonexistent or failed you, and you should neck yourself.

I was hoping they would've arrested him driving so there'd be a LAWPOPE license plate appearance. You know cops have to love seeing that thing drive down the street. Nothing says "Please fuck with me!" like a personalized LAWPOPE license plate.

I have to wonder how much chaos Nick has caused in his community to have some potential “humbling treatment“ from authorities leveled at him.

 

[Orc-Chud]

As a Mustang owner I disavow Nick

As a balldo owner I disavow Nick

 

[The_Red_Man]

I love how Kandiyohi County Sheriffs Office doxxed Rackets in incident report ...

And the Imholtes. Though, I'm not sure if the Rekietas address has been posted on the site before. Dude uses his power word online and has stated what city he's in. Property appraiser is free and public record and he did NOT use an LLC to buy his house. Fun fact if you're ever curious where your favorite internet personality resides.

 

[Harm]

Aaron, the Liar isn't a mandatory reporter, so he didn't make the report. However, he sure as shit seems to know more than he let on and/or has outright fabricated details for some inexplicable reason.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Look, if it happened to gunt and he spiraled very quickly and now rekieta spiraled quickly. Two dots connect and make a line I'm seeing a pattern. If you already have a thread and get one for some reason you should honestly put it in a box. Seal it up and write "CURSED DO NOT OPEN" and send it to Chris. It's the only way to get rid of it. he put it on It's found a host and it ain't leavin for a eternity (a long time).

In seriousness that isn't how demonic entities bound to objects are destroyed or banished. The only real fix for that is an exorcism, and barring that a laymen might be able to surround it in salt while burning it from above with sulferless flame. To be sure, a silver crucible of some sort must be used.

It's too late for Rakieta to do the later as as he has taken the demon into himself though.

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

I almost despise her more than Nick. You’re a mother, you empty brained pile of fetid roast beef.

And Nick's a father, what's really the difference?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Dick Masterson and his actions have caused irreversible consequences.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

ODD is one of those things I straight up don’t believe, like no, you’re just a retarded annoying faggot, you don’t have a mental disorder nick

having watched a 8 year old child snap like a pitbull and break a full grown woman’s nose before taking a fucking chunk out of a man’s arm and kicking said woman in the head until she needed to be hospitalized it’s 1000x something, but it should stop once their brains actually developed

It’s not just saying no to things, it’s like bipolar for men edition. They’ll act extremely chummy with whoever they think is in charge until the second they get asked to do something, and they go full on panic attack trying to convince the next person up the chain they’ve been wronged. And it’s not a strategic thing, I watched that kid proceed to tell exactly what he did to the administration because he thought they would side with him.

It would explain a lot about Rikieta’s behavior, although again, he’s not 8. And again, ODD is not like schizophrenia. Simply being aware you have the condition is enough to help manage it.

What I wouldn't give to be on the Rackets jury

careful what you wish for, evidence from the 4chan auto board is included

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Why do you hubristic fools think you can help him? He wore the cursed medallion and now his fate is sealed. Cease your foolish ambitions, for they will only lead to suffering for you as you watch your old King Balldo fall further and further into deepest Tartarus.

Chris is our Rome isn't he? No matter how much time passes, no matter how far we go, eventually all roads lead back to him. He's the alpha and the omega, we will never escape his sphere of influence.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

also probably prove to CPS that he is able to parent before his life gets better.

I don't think this will happen at this point I think nick legitimately hates his kids and wishes he never had them once he's out he'll probably do whatever he can to make sure they're not his problem anymore. The last few months have convinced me nick is just a selfish monster.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Hopefully during all this Nick finds Jesus again. Motherfucker needs it. You aren't going to find him at the bottle of a whiskey or pill bottle Nick. Only hell awaits you there.

Unfortunately, Jesus is the Mexican in jail with Nick, who was arrested for drug dealing. In finding him, Nick now has another person to buy from when he gets out

 

[Alabama Man]

Dick Masterson and his actions have caused irreversible consequences.

Every day I am glad we pulled Null away from the grasp of Dax "Midget-sized face" Herrera with all the bullying the fourm did

 

[Kawaii Supremacy]

Hopefully Nick's trial will be televised so he can lawstream over it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why did Rekieta cancel a rash of shows in late January 2024?

He used odd language about having to spend the entire night "making sure that someone was okay".

I sure hope it wasn't because one of his kids accidentally got into his drugs he cared so little about securing, considering that Aaron is alleging he left drugs in Aaron's couch where Aaron's children play.

"I've been dealing with various things over the past couple days, had to cancel a couple shows, I really hate it, but, it is what it is. Last night was a surprise, and I'm not gonna get really into what happened because it's not anyone's fucking business, but basically is fine, everything's okay. I just had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone was okay. Sometimes that happens when you're a dad and that's how it goes, but everyone's good."

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

No word from Drex, lawtube has been mostly quiet, Megan gave a eulogy while blaming random internet people and not his so called friends, legal mindset dunked on him, juju dunked on him. His wife may have ratted him out and if not April might have in the arrest. 100% deserved but man Nick has literally no one in his corner.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

And Nick's a father, what's really the difference?

I’m a female, and I can only speak from the female experience. I have an especial hatred of useless mothers. I won’t expound beyond that.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Why did Rekieta cancel a rash of shows in late January 2024?

I sure hope it wasn't because one of his kids accidentally got into his drugs he cared so little about securing, considering that Aaron is alleging he left drugs in Aaron's couch where Aaron's children play.

Whoa buddy That’s some insane speculation to make

 

[The_Red_Man]

Dick Masterson and his actions have caused irreversible consequences.

Dax Hererria AKA Juju The Cow, A Man Who Likes To Get Fucked In The Ass and his consequences have been a disaster on the Rekieta family...