Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 107 35.0%

  • Total voters
    306
That's wrong, and obviously so.

He did a Locals stream on Wednesday night.


Weren't you the moron who claimed that the live-in coke whore who was dragged from Rekieta's corner to jail was not in the corner?

I don't think it's insane speculation to make. Aaron said Nick was hiding coke in HIS couch in St. Cloud. How well secured do you think are the drugs in Nick's home?
It doesn’t matter because there is zero proof of that you stupid nigger. You’re literally just making up a totally random event and saying “well it could’ve happened!” So could 500000000 other things, many of them more likely. If his kids got into the drugs he’d have taken them to. A hospital and gotten in big trouble, he’s not that much of a piece of shit he wouldn’t take them in. You just write fan fic about nick all day every day and 1/10 times you happen to be right
 
After all the humor is laughted out, now I just feel sad. Yeah, Nick deserves this whatever. Still. Used to like that guy. Fucking rotten way to go. With his brain being melted by coke, there's no recovery. And we all saw how bad his brain got melted.
Is this really the end result of getting into this Internet drama sektur thing?

It was a Thursday at 8:39 AM. We know that his kids go to Wednesday church because Rackets talked so badly about it just a couple weeks ago. This means a church member likely saw/heard something alarming with the kids and called first thing in the morning when the offices opened. Those damn protestants.


"My kids have their church activities because it's Wednesday and we go to a Protestant church and Protestants are broken backwards people"
-Nick Rekieta, talking about the people who saved his kids from his abuse
Congratulations, Nick! You’ve become the poster boy for the type of people that folks in the church say needs to find Jesus for the good of their spirit.
 
That was me being unclear. Not being on the docket means they haven't had their arraignment hearing set and are in custody. It would be expected they have it today, but maybe they don't for some reason. The court may do arraignments tomorrow morning since it's a long weekend.
I don't think so. I think he will spend the Memorial Day weekend undergoing the detox he has desperately needed, just it's going to be enforced, in a jail cell.

Hey remember how he used to say that something on the Memorial Day weekend 2022 was the worst day of his life?

I think 2024 will top that for him.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

It doesn’t matter because there is zero proof of that you stupid nigger. You’re literally just making up a totally random event and saying “well it could’ve happened!” So could 500000000 other things, many of them more likely. If his kids got into the drugs he’d have taken them to. A hospital and gotten in big trouble, he’s not that much of a piece of shit he wouldn’t take them in. You just write fan fic about nick all day every day and 1/10 times you happen to be right
I didn't bother reading the substance of what you typed, but I noticed you type like a person with low intelligence.
 
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When Nick finally gets the chance to lawsplain all of this it won't be brushed off as "misunderstandings" it'll be more like

things are complicated because law is complicated and you never know what's going to happen blah blah blah, it's the technicalities of law enforcement's protocols, questions of facts vs law and prosecutors and then Judges and cops and judges are people and when you have people involved it's like a wheel of fortune. It is what it is. Outcome depends on so many factors I'm not even going to attempt to list them but make no mistake, a menopausal Judge who didn't sleep well the previous night because she was tormented with sweating and heat flushing all night is going to make different decision then cool headed white male Judge who took optimal dose of stimulants.
 
That was me being unclear. Not being on the docket means they haven't had their arraignment hearing set and are in custody. It would be expected they have it today, but maybe they don't for some reason. The court may do additional arraignments tomorrow morning since it's a long weekend.
Going down the list, there are people with COURT/PENDING status who have intake dates of 05-09, 05-17, and 05-22. Are they just waiting around for a public defender to have time for them or something?
 
Yesterday:
>50+ new pages since yesterday
>Thread not featured.
>Subject of thread should still be on break.

Oh shit. I can't fucking wait to find out what has happened when I catch up. Personal hope: Aaron spilled all of the beans after a shower call or a Twitter callout from Nicky.
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>150+ new pages since yesterday.
>Thread featured twice.
>Subject of thread enjoying prison jail.
>The beans have been spilled (I think).

I am fucking speechless. I have actually emitted a brief "WHAT" of surprise upon opening the main page of the forum while riding the bus to work and reading "Rekietas arrested." At this rate, tomorrow we'll find out Nicky has OD'd on heroin he has managed to smuggle into county jail inside a black man's shithole, holy fuck.

I am now looking forward to all the previously loyal so-called "lawtube" motherfuckers inevitably addressing this major legal happening and squirming between "I owe most of my initial growth to this man" and "this man is a total skeletal addicted cuntfaggot who, along with his skeletal addicted cuntfaggotess wife, has ruined himself and his family because of drinking and drugs." The verbal gymnastics should be funny to watch. Hell, even without them, any reaction will be uproarious due to the mere juxtaposition of "successful YouTuber on the left" and "a mugshot of his/her inspiration on the right, black eye and that gay Jamaican tank top included."

Edit: Just had a thought. If I have my timezones right, Nicky was arrested ~3.5 hours prior to me submitting the quoted post. Fucking hell. That means there's a strong chance the mugshots were being done as I was writing it. This is surreal.
 
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It’s always weird watching a person spiral out of control. I have only seen Rekieta stuff secondhand, but I’ve been seeing it long enough to see him go from being a regular, well-groomed, charismatic person to a foul-mouthed drunk. I would say up until about 12 hours ago, his reality was that he was riding high and living large and a really cool dude. I hope this experience is crushing and humiliating enough for him that he’s able to get back on track and ask his children for forgiveness.
 
@Owlbear fren, you might want to check the scanners on Wednesday
Will try to post transcripts after work if I can get STT working, but I don't hear anything obvious. I think they try to keep CPS stuff off the radio, although there were plenty of units heading to an unspecified scene around then. This weekend, I'm going to try to feed some archives into a massive speech to text program to see if we have any hits from the last 4 months.
 
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