Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[farmer lou]

He's not on today's list, might be a sad weekend


Delete this if I'm retarded



Edit: I'm retarded

 

[Buffy Anne Summers]

He'll find a way to make prison wine insha'Allah

Get Nick some Early Times from the toilet

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I don't think this will happen at this point I think nick legitimately hates his kids and wishes he never had them once he's out he'll probably do whatever he can to make sure they're not his problem anymore. The last few months have convinced me nick is just a selfish monster.

That’s possible but drugs and alchahil can really ruin people. I don’t think he hates his kids. He just needs to get off the drink and drugs. Oroblem is he needs help doing it which he’s not had yet.

 

[RodgerDodger]

It's some prime directive shit going on. We knew the kids shouldn't be in a drug den but the golden rule is no cow touching so we just sit around and yap until it solves itself. Just like a star trek episode.

...Do you think our racket's wife appreciates her life being a star trek analogy?

She closes her eyes and pretends she's a green chick being spit roasted by 2 akirks after a transporter accident

Chris is our Rome isn't he? No matter how much time passes, no matter how far we go, eventually all roads lead back to him. He's the alpha and the omega, we will never escape his sphere of influence.

All hail our lord and Savior Jesus Sonichu Chris(t). Hallowed be first name. Now please kiss the amulet lest it unleash it's misfortunes on you.

 

[变性黑鬼]

The report says it was called in at 0839. That's a school; those are arriving-at-school hours. That's a "a kid turned up visibly injured or very distressed" call by a headteacher.

Doesn't it say in-person? I think it was clergy. Someone old and God-fearing who still doesn't quite trust those wacky "telephones" (probably a devil-invention).

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nick will have the help of his guardian Angel
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Pretty sure he'll put the degenerate Nick on a cross.

 

[waffle]

I'm on team church people. Somebody saw something they didn't like Wednesday night, slept and prayed on it, and decided Jesus said enough was too much.

 

[Orc-Chud]

I didn't bother reading the substance of what you typed, but I noticed you type like a person with low intelligence.

And you type like a sassy passive aggressive person with low T and on estrogen

 

[Triggerni66er]

"if anyone says to not do so much drugs thats because they themselves cant handle the drugs and theyre jealous"

golden wisdom from trixie the golden witch

Conrad is talking about how upset he is that nobody is clipping his boring rants. I think he misses you alogging him.

 

[oh no im late for school]

listening to how manipulative nick was with aaron when it came to doing cocaine, it's more likely nick coerced kayla and april into this degenerate shit. but who knows at this point.

gotta go back to the months following the hedonism ii arc, lady rackets made it glaringly obvious that she's very into women. she'd sit in on his streams and enjoy locals chat being flooded with pics of hot bitches. i guarantee no coercion was necessary

 

[Scan_Lines]

Probably zero since everything points to them being at home when they were arrested.

The Kayla being charged an hour later thing is bizarre though and suggests something happened for them to be charged an hour apart, maybe she was at home while rekieta and april were out in the popemobile?

 

[trash cat]

He must be in an unbelievable amount of pain because of how much of an alocholic he is. They might even give him alcohol just to prevent him from dying. Does anyone know if a jail will actually do that to prevent deaths?

Thousands of people die per year from hard drug withdrawals or other medical crises in US jails.

Most jurisdictions will do nothing and will let you shit and vomit on yourself in your cell until you die from an arrhythmia.

A very few will prescribe methadone, librium, or clonidine. Most will not.

The death rate is 154 per 100k, or 1 in every 650 jail inmates will die in custody.

https://www.prisonpolicy.org/blog/2020/02/13/jaildeaths/

Moral of the story is getting arrested with a hard drug habit means they will roll the dice with your life.

Don't do drugs kids.

 

[no-exit]

Yes, yes, it can. In many ways.

After the Appealstream (is that what we're calling it now? Arreststream?) I thought that it couldn't get worse. Then the arrests happened. Then the incident report came out.

Aaron just said that this (the three of them going to rehab) was ”my goal with all this”.

His goal? So is that him admitting he is behind the call for the arrests? Or the CPS visit that caused the arrests? Weird phrasing.

To me, he's trying to take some credit for "saving" people, while deflecting from the fact that, as of last week, also a degenerate. Aaron should be penitent, instead he's moralizing. He so damn lucky. Lucky that he is relatively unscathed, lucky that he's a free man, lucky that he can still be with his children. Someday his kids are going to ask him, "what happened to our stepmom? what are these rumors about you?". He's should be begging them to forgive him for letting it get that far and anywhere near them. This better be a wake up call for him. sorry to moralfag on the Internet

 

[Tour of Italy]

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The exact time Null starts his stream.

Pure pottery.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumPN3MavE0

He reckons he's got one now.

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If the arraignment is at noon, the big question is whether this is immediately before or immediately after the judge’s lunch. I’m hoping it’s immediately before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_judge_effect

 

[Haramburger]

Live in two and a half hours from now.

Sorry, that timeslot is reserved for my favorite pigeon and pepper specialist

 

[RodgerDodger]

So do we just skip voting for Lolcow of the Year and give the reward to Nick right here, or do we wait for formalities first?

Never count put the Gunt until he hits the backstretch

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

they're caught up on it because the incident report confirms that's who made the call, retard. even if imholte called, it was cps who felt the call needed to be followed up on, and if you're not a drooling nigger, you can see that's the case. nick is dead drunk every day, getting bjs from someone else's wife live on stream with the corner demon watching. those kids are being fed by other people because their parents are too drug-fucked to notice they need to feed their own children. that's a necessary call to cps if i've ever seen one, even if you have personal grudges too.

Of course they did. When he says he's divorcing his wife who's living there, has documented evidence of child neglect, knows and can describe exactly where the drugs are and are hidden, etc. etc. of course they're going to follow up. It wouldn't be a surprise for Aaron had some very definitive proof and accounts. Maybe he went to someone else who could make the complaint better, but that's neither here nor there. He could've hired a divorce attorney who made the call to CPS on his behalf.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Kek, Spectre is the source. He has a thread for those who aren't familiar with him. I'm sure he's been ringing the courthouse. He is a clout chasing faggot and Sektur hanger on. Don't expect him not to have fucked somethign up. I'll wait for the court site to update personally.

 

[TexOffender]

Hi meme copium!