Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[verymuchawful]

I feel bad for Branca, he clearly sees that Nick is a fuck-up but doesn't want to outright shit on him. Unfortunately, sometimes that's the only option to let your grievances be known and let someone know you aren't going to be there for them if they refuse to better themselves. You can't fix people that don't want to be fixed though and you'll just put yourself through a lot of stress to no benefit. I've lost multiple family members to addiction that refused to change. Goodbyes came before their passing. Branca should focus on himself. If Nick ever sees his video on him, he will spit on everything he said and disregard all actual concern for his well-being.

 

[Nick Gars]

Congrats on 24 hours of being sober Nick! Knew you could do it buddy

As a former alchy, I know exactly the kind of Hell Nick is going through right now, and it very very likely includes being hunched over a toilet for hours on end because the slightest movement makes you vomit for the 60th time in the past 3 hours.
And lots of shaking... hot/cold flashes, a greasy smelly sweat that is your body trying to purge the poison, and a general feeling of wanting to fucking die rather go through another moment of dealing with the consequences of your actions.

Its fucking miserable.

You earned it, Nick. You were warned.

 

[Can of Spam]

We were right. We said this is where he was going to end up. But no, we were the retards.

Just because we were right doesn't mean we're not retarded, you should know this by now.

After all the humor is laughted out, now I just feel sad. Yeah, Nick deserves this whatever. Still. Used to like that guy.

I'm still laughing at the cow and all the free corn for a holiday weekend, but the kids' situation just makes me sad. None of this was their fault, but they're catching flak all the same.

fuck Aaron he should be in jail right next to Nick.

He's already setting himself up to be a grifter and cow, just like Nick. He should know better than anyone to be careful about walking in the Balldoman's footsteps. But I guess that's the hallmark of a good potential cow - knowing better and still doing the retarded thing.

Our wife gets arrested right alongside Balldoman and we still get faggots cunt guarding. Wild.
She's not gonna fuck you bros.

No, she gets to fuck all of us since she's Our Wife. It's one of those "take a ticket, get in line" kind of things.

 

[RodneyStark]

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Why would losing his law license even matter at this point? He hasn't been a practicing lawyer for years now. Unless his trust fund has some really absurd clauses in it, he could stop earning money from social media shit tomorrow and not have to do a damned thing for the rest of his life and be fine. Do you really think after the past 5 years of Rackets on social media that any law firm that wasn't some bottom of the barrel ambulance chaser shit show would want to hire this guy? His employment prospects are fucked anyway, he has no career as a lawyer, and he's never needed to.

He's in his 40s. What grown ass married adult with multiple kids in their 40s could have gone to law school, gotten a degree, not needed to bother with more than a couple cases before deciding "fuck it, I'd rather ramble into a camera instead", has a house, etc. could afford this shit with no career unless they had a parachute provided by their family? Come on.

Thats why I have my doubts on his sobriety,

My impression of how they ended up down this road is:

Kayla: Hey honey, why don't we try swinging?
Nick: I set you up to get gangbanged at Hedo II.
Kayla: I love it, give me more.
Nick: We have a steady stream of Minnesota 2's coming to fuck both of us.
Kayla: I can't get enough nasty dick.
Nick: Good, let's just fire the nanny to keep up a stream of prostitutes. We'll call that a "snack" budget.
Kayla: Yeah, I can't fuck the kids yet.

Kayla: Maybe some drugs will spice up our lives?
Nick: I'm already drunk constantly. Let's do edibles. I'm actually doing them every night.
Kayla: I like drugs, they make me feel good, keep going.
Nick: Here's some MDMA and cocaine.
Kayla: Keep doing coke, it finally gets your dick hard.
Nick: Okay, let's do lines off our couch in the children's playroom.
Kayla: Yes, I want more space to do lines.

In other words, I assume Kayla started it, but Nick is as much to blame.

what actually happen was that they had access to Festival drugs like Psychedelics and MDMA when they went on Vacation and when they came back home to bum fuck small town Minnesota, they started doing THC, when they got bored of that and tried to score MDMA, all that was available was Cocaine, Meth and Fentanyl.
Whoops!

 

[TherapyMan]

What's amazing is all the ball-washers like Branca coming out of the woodwork to be like, "Nick can be redeemed if he can get clean." Bullshit.

No, Nick cannot be redeemed just by kicking the drugs, but that at least is the first step. The problem with Nick goes far beyond the substance abuse. The substance abuse just acts as the most extreme manifestation of his underlying problems.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You are asking lawyers that have seen people in far worst states and don’t think they should be condeemed to codeem Nick for far less.

And they’ve all said it was his problem and his to deal with and he might be fucked. They very much did condem what he did.

They aren’t oking his actions, they are being actual friends.

It's one thing to wash your hands and pull a dsp "nothing i could do dood" but it's another thing to also then blame nicks spiral on kf.

ALL of nicks stream friends pulled the former but some also did the latter. (Particularly megan fox).

Which is really scummy imo.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Most people don’t know how to deal with an addict, it’s an awful situation. You can’t force an addict to do anything. I think she was more unprepared for this than the average spouse.

Deal with an addict? Look at Lady Gollum's mugshot. You're saying this person doesn't look like an addict too?



Was Nick the driving force in all this? Of course he was.
Was she also complicit? Sure sounds like it.

She is a year+ past the point where she had an obligation to her children to take action, including divorcing the guy if necessary.

It was a FULL YEAR ago when Nick admitted openly on stream that he planned to leave his home at 9am to drive his kids around mere hours after a heavy drinking stream that went past five in the morning.

Look how much BETTER Nick looks in that clip, despite being drunk out of his fucking mind. He's visibly physically rotted. I wonder how bad the situation at home has deteriorated in the past year? I wonder how much more Lady Gollum knows about the depths of the depravity compared to outsiders posting on his thread?

Me? Just based on what is known publicly and is being reported by Aaron, I think it would be the best thing for the children if both of them lost custody and none of the children are forced to interact with this fucked up bitch until they are adults and can freely make those choices for themselves.

 

[AnOminous]

I had no idea he was 42, I figured he was mid 30's but damn how does a man that old go from having a successful career to being such a failure at that age?

He NEVER had a successful career, or a career of any kind for that matter. He tried fewer cases in his whole "career" than an average small town lawyer tries in a month. His only success was streaming.

 

[Sam Losco]

I still don't see them scheduled but do see others arrested the same day are. Wondering if they'll being included under the Health and Human Services dockets since this stemmed from CPS?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

if he really wanted to grift he would hit up Bruce Rivers and capitalize on his own criminal charges.

I’ll be so happy if Bruce Rivers reacts to this.

I can see it now. He’ll watch that clip of Nick sitting back down to stream with coke all over his nose, pause the clip, look at the camera and say, “And what do we call that? ….Self snitching.”

 

[Evilronald]

Super-mega-divorce-raped. Do you not know how divorce-rape works?

I think the kids are at Kayla’s parent’s house so she has a huge advantage already if they get divorced. Plus Nick’s notoriety and past behavior would be helpful to her in court. Nick doesn’t really own anything for her to take from him though: maybe get some alimony and child support but his money is in a trust and she can’t touch that.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

He NEVER had a successful career, or a career of any kind for that matter. He tried fewer cases in his whole "career" than an average small town lawyer tries in a month. His only success was streaming.

He was probably an okay bank teller.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Nick has officially been in jail for 24 hours. First 24 hours sober in a very very very long time. Congrats Nick on your new found, governmentally imposed sobriety!

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Hey wasn't yesterday Saint Floyd's 4 year anniversary of sobriety? Here's hoping Nick finds a less permanent solution.

 

[Evilronald]

I’ll be so happy if Bruce Rivers reacts to this.

I can see it now. He’ll watch that clip of Nick sitting back down to stream with coke all over his nose, pause the clip, look at the camera and say, “And what do we call that? ….Self snitching.”

I’d love his take because he has experience with these kind of cases and he’s an actual practicing Minnesota Defense Lawyer. He’s one of the few people I’ve seen get internet fame and not change at all. He’s like my dad if he was a lawyer: has no idea what’s going on in the world but is just there to have a good time.

 

[Harm]

He was probably an okay bank teller.

He wasn't a teller, he was a branch banker which is slightly different. Also, he probably wasn't considering he was working for Wells Fargo who are notoriously poor at training their branch bankers.

Maybe he was decent at his Thrivent gig he held for a few years?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I still don't see them scheduled but do see others arrested the same day are. Wondering if they'll being included under the Health and Human Services dockets since this stemmed from CPS?

That was my guess, although there's not an 11am slot. Which doubly makes me wonder if it won't be shown, as Null mentioned, because of DV or child neglect.

 

[CoomerTine]

I’ll be so happy if Bruce Rivers reacts to this.

I can see it now. He’ll watch that clip of Nick sitting back down to stream with coke all over his nose, pause the clip, look at the camera and say, “And what do we call that? ….Self snitching.”

Imagine if he hasn’t spent so much on randazza, he could probably afford Rivers to try and beat this case

 

[Never Scored]

The Steel Toe guy seemed to tell Ralph there was nothing salacious between Nick, his wife and April. I don't believe for a second that three adults were constantly wacked on coke and booze in a house together and never fucked.

 

[Mega Black]

It always adds a pretty bitter note when somebody self destructs with kids in their lives. Fuck your own life up with crack and booze but don't mess up a child's.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

ALL of nicks stream friends pulled the former

One thing I got from them wias ‘if we were close by ae’d help more’

But right now help from friends is not really what he needs. If he us ever ready he’ll ask for them.

Particularly megan fox)

Indeed. And she should be shat on for it as people like Kurt did.

Which is really scummy imo.

Indeed it is,