Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

Question is if he has gone off the point where he is entirely dependent on online simp/hate money for living since his name become too blackened by association with bad people.

No, not even close. Very few people ever truly become that and Nick has a family and money. Things will be strained for a time, to put it mildly but other than that they will be fine moneywise.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No sadder words of tongue or pen
Than these, the Farms were right again.

Imagine Nick working off a hangover knowing he’s the laughing stock of the internet all because they can’t understand social cues. He’s got his goblin wife and druggie whore willing to do anything to him, he’s got his cuck shirt on, and he’s got a pile of drugs ready to use for the long weekend…

…and that’s when the door knocks and Officer Friendly enters

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I guess Nick sticking the bottle in his anus was training for his prison wallet. No need to make prison rape jokes.

 

[Tour of Italy]

MLS just said Branca wants on.

So much for “my only public statement” lmao

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron is 100% responsible. You faggots are getting too caught up on the "mandatory reporter". Instead, it's very simple. Aaron, pissed off after finding out about April, socked Nick and gave him the black eye. Told April she has 3 days to get rid of the drugs to protect herself. Why? Because he's probably planning on divorcing her. It greatly benefits Aaron to make a call to CPS.

CPS does not just do a random investigation. It is not an ever watching entity. Someone needs to tip them off. Then CPS goes to the popo. It's very simple that Aaron could've called CPS. He gets to save his own hide, gets a free pass to divorce rape April. He gets to fuck over Rekieta. He also makes it more difficult for himself to be incriminated. It's all very convenient. I 100% guarantee you guys it was fucking Aaron. Rekieta stole his wife from him, he got literally cucked so he got revenge. It was never about saving the kids. It was about Aaron being a butthurt faggot that his wife liked the Balldo more than his smol pp. Never forget Aaron is a giant snake tier faggot.

Why is it hard to believe other people around Nick and his family might notice his kids are being neglected, especially since most of them are plenty old enough to talk about what's going on at home? Look how fucked up they are in the mugshots - if they were bums on the street nobody would care but they have 5 kids in the house.

There's nothing to be caught up on, a mandated reporter can only be a teacher or counselor or someone in that vein. Live-in cuck is not considered a mandated reporter, maybe someday in the future...

 

[General Disarray]

From the chat on MLS God of Law - Branca is watching:

I don't know if it's informative but anyway...



eta: fucking late soz

 

[残念。]

I'm a few weeks behind in MATI, which is where I hear about nick news, and never really followed this thread other than skipping highlight to highlight, but come on. This is ridiculous. I remember when I first heard of nick because I used to listen to the dick show. My impression was that he was pretty straight laced and didn't really belong in that crew, other than the fact that he was clearly a nascent alcoholic. Contrary to what my username may make you believe it's ironic, I loathe alcoholics and grant them no benefit of the doubt so it's not hard to believe that it ended up this way, but come on man.

That's what I thought of him at first too, I guess that was the big clue. I guess the old "you are who you hang out with" is something I need to keep in mind more. It is pretty sad to see him go down this path, but nothing we can do about it.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Her mug shot honestly screams that she’s ashamed of her actions.

All I see in her eyes is crack. I don't see any emotion, negative or positive.

 

[AltisticRight]

4,000 pages!

Nick should have a drink to celebrate. He deserves it.

Oh wait. HE CAN'T!

He's been sober for over 24 hours. If this goes on, he could do a sober (remaining of) May!

Well, sucks to be his LOLCALS simps because he won't be able to do the remaining 13 streams he totally would have finished otherwise. You see, the state of Minnesota was plotting against him.

 

[Meat Target]

Arfcom has joined the chat. They give us a shoutout! Hi, boomer/k/!

 

[JamusActimus]

Stay strong localbros we will pray the baldo and Nick will Rekieover

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

No, not even close. Very few people ever truly become that and Nick has a family and money. Things will be strained for a time, to put it mildly but other than that they will be fine moneywise.

I'd agree if it was corpo job. But a lawyer, unless he works in a office job, lives and dies by his name. If you had a choice against a normal lawyer vs a lawyer with tons of easily googable internet dramas the choice would be pretty easy.

 

[TMWSTW1984]

Branca on livestream now.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'd agree if it was corpo job. But a lawyer, unless he works in a office job, lives and dies by his name. If you had a choice against a normal lawyer vs a lawyer with tons of easily googable internet dramas the choice would be pretty easy.

What about non-practicing lawyers who are dying youtubers who live off of a trust fund?

 

[Crinoids]

Someone, one of the lawyers maybe, was musing that even homeschooled kids generally have to check in with public schools for evaluation at least a couple times a year. If you only see a kid once every 6 months and see a drastic change in their personal appearance ie weightloss, that'd certainly trigger this.

One of the kids could have made a comment about how mom and dad were acting that tipped it off on purpose or by accident if someone got suspicious and started asking questions.

Posting in a 200mph thread, but homeschool regulations vary a lot between states.

I've heard Minnesotta described as "socialist " by homeschool parents because in MN you have to take a standardized test once a year. If they fail the acheivement test by getting lower than 30% percentile, you must get them evaluated for learning disabilities. They also want you to keep some proof that you are doing schoolwork. They also have vaccination requirements.

On the HSDLA map, Minnessota is "moderate regulation", lol

Homeschool Laws By State

Choose your state or territory to get detailed information on how to withdraw from public school, homeschooling requirements including testing & mandatory subjects, plus resources and more.

hslda.org

In a lot of states, you can check in with absolutely no one after you file intent to homeschool in kindergarden, and then print out a high school diploma a decade later. Growing up I knew people who's parents moved to my state for "homeschool freedom", and a lot of them beat the shit out of their kids and had cluster B personality disorders.

I don't consider that a big power level because it's pretty common story if you've been around certain kinds of homeschoolers enough, and there's up to 5 million homeschool kids in the USA.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Is the arraignment going on now? My Reddit contact is informing me that they haven't allowed him to join. Or do they only do 1v1s over zoom?

 

[eaglesfan665]

If this stupid drunk faggot just kept streaming trials he would've been golden. I get that he's a polack but damn man, damn.

 

[kung fu mongoloid]

EVS in MLSs chat.

 

[AnOminous]

If this stupid drunk faggot just kept streaming trials he would've been golden. I get that he's a polack but damn man, damn.

And now, instead, everyone else on LolTube gets to cover his own trial.

 

["Not" Count Dankula]

The Sheriff's office gave me the incident report upon request:
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This is the way Rekieta ends

This is the way Rekieta ends

Not with a bang but Viner Hand ITC