Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

He's constantly jittering. Place your bets if that's left over coke or alcohol withdrawal.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Get a fucking lawyer my dude

He should be his own lawyer so he can get the death penalty

 

[TherapyMan]

$50K BOND.

 

[break these cuffs]

Waived his right for the judge to read the complaint.

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Dear lord Nick

How could you stoop to such a low buddy? 25 GRAMS?

 

[Major]

50K bail

and has to keep clean. Impossible for him.

 

[Lokenstien]

Does this mean he's an actual practicing lawyer now?

I bet his lawyer won't show up for his court dates either.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I’m so sorry for the judge. He does not deserve the onslaught of us degenerates coming into the arraignment.

Besides the Patrick Tomlinson at the start, I am disappointed at the lack of meme names.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

Patreon paypigs in panic mode,

Lolcow of the year is well deserved might win again this year too.

I dunno if he should win this year too. Its only May. There's a world where he shouldn't win lolcow of the year again.

If (and this is a BIG IF) he:

1. Gets treatment for his alcoholism. He needs this because the drunkeness will impair his ability to do what needs to be done.
2. Stops streaming drunk.
3. While he streams he SHUTS THE FUCK UP about his current legal cases so the streams can't be used in court.
4. Creates high quality streams (not quantity) with legal insight again.

Lolcows need to just stop showing their ass online and keep their spergery private. If he doesn't give fuel for the farms then I don't think he should win.

>implying a narcissist like Nick is capable of keeping his nonsense private

 

[Niggernerd]

Anyone recording this zoom case?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

BIG UP'S TO REKETA FOR FINALLY STEPPING FOOT IN A COURT ROOM!!!!!!!!!​

 

[Eyesore City]

Talk about a fall from grace.

He's sitting there knowing his entire audience, law-tube colleagues, and Farmers that had filled his channel and laughed at others on their hardest day are now doing the same to him.

 

[RollingRock2]

The kids got rickets from their doritos and spaghettios only diet

 

[Kheapathic]

The State is requesting $50,000 unconditional;
No use or possession w/random testing
No use or possession of guns
Stay Lawful
Don't leave the state without approval.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

show up for your court appearances, LOL

 

[Absolutego]

He's constantly jittering. Place your bets if that's left over coke or alcohol withdrawal.

He's in the early stages of the alkie jitters. He'll be lucky if he's no longer shaky come Monday, with how much he drank.

Also contesting the bail amount on the grounds of the 8th amendment is the last resort of the desperate, lmao

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL

 

[CoomerTine]

Just day I accept the conditions you stupid nigger

 

[zimzam88]

NICK MUST ABSTAIN FROM ALCOHOL

 

[Balr0g]

The Incredible saltmine (Bearing,Dankula,Quatering) are also commenting over it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTpYNzT8FB8