Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lokenstien]

We're going to watch as one man manages to represent his clients and himself so horrendously that Minnesota will witness the first triple death penalty ever carried out.

 

[Kheapathic]

So what drug was he caught with?

Something like 25 grams or more of cocaine or methaphetimine (the statute covers both). That carries up to 25 years, believe it's because a certain amount = trafficking.

Felony level shit, he's marked for the rest of his life.

 

[Niggernerd]

That would be contempt of court. So yes, somebody certainly is.

Thank god. I love crime!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Branca speculating that April is cooperating with the authorities to the detriment of Nick and Kayla.

She’s not getting a deal with just an affidavit kind of shit. She better know where some bodies are buried

 

[Eyesore City]

Maybe if Nick had actually shown up for April in traffic court she would have better confident in her "lawyer".

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Is he going for an insanity plea? That has to be it, right?

 

[DocMorbis]

Coke or meth

Yikes...

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It’s like he is doing the worst/funniest thing possible.
LOL!

hopefully it’s just for the arrangement where they did not have enough time to get representation

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta’s representing himself, his wife, and April? This’ll be a guaranteed loss knowing Rekieta’s record

I don't think this is even legal. That's an obvious non-waivable conflict of interest. Also it sounds like an excuse for him to bully and intimidate his codefendants into some joint story (probably exactly what this fucking scumbag intends to do) and do it with attorney-client privilege.

 

[Meat Target]

Fischer?

Be careful which face you slap. It may be attached to the ass you must kiss tomorrow.

 

[BathTubShine]

So what drug was he caught with?

Coke and Meth were mentioned, not specified. Also think I heard +25grams of worth

 

[HackerX]

So what drug was he caught with?

Over 25g of coke or meth!

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Guys April's having Nick represent her, she probably didn't sell him and Kayla out. It's even odds she's out and the Rekietas aren't because it wasn't her gun, the kids weren't her responsibility, and she wasn't the one with 25G of coke.

He probably didn't even talk to her about that. She may have also changed her mind over night.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

So what drug was he caught with?

Either meth or cocaine, i still think he was on meth, cocaine only gets you so high before you go to the stronger shit, he was flying above and beyond any cocaine use I've seen, seems more like meth to me.

 

[Telemeter]

Coke or meth

Nope, coke AND meth. Also, the kids were present at the deal.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Nick actually looked like a pretty legit criminal, the hair, beard, and black eye all really bring it together, also I whispered “kinoooo” to my cat when he requested to speak to two of his “clients”

 

[HairyBadger]

How do they enforce "no possession of firearms" part of his release? If he owns guns, does he have to store them outside the home? Or does that mean not carrying and having them on his person, they can stay in his gun safe?

Confiscation.

 

[Eyesore City]

The guns they found during the arrest were confiscated. If he has more then they have to be turned over to someone else.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

BIG UP'S TO REKETA FOR FINALLY STEPPING FOOT IN A COURT ROOM!!!!!!!!!​

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If I were writing this biopic, I'd have an old gypsy lady tell him after the last time he was practicing law in court that the next time he is representing in court he will "practice law in court before an audience of thousands."

One of those real monkey's paw kind of portents.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Coming soon: Lawsplaining in the Penitentiary.