Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

He's TRIED to settle with Monty. Monty has refused.

WRONG! No he hasn't. He's whined that Monty never sent him a settlement offer.

There was a stream in the past where she breaks down crying on stream and says that she thinks she fails as a wife and a mother.

FACT CHECK: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[FILTH Tourist]

>tell butt buddy to kys himself and stash coke at his house
>his homewrecker crack whore wife hangs with, slobs knob
>butt buddy so mad he tells his therapist about the drugs
>get raided, charged with having drugs, child endangerment, and weapons tack-ons
>now am noguns, nokids, facing massive fines and dozens of years in jail
>already owe all earthly possessions to world-class lawyer for retarded defamation suit
>have to defend self, wife, homewrecker

Am I fucked, bros? Any tips from somebody who's literally ever won a trial? Inb4 "don't crudely insult the judge on stream"

Try to be as entertaining as you can and milk it for all it's worth.

 

[dustnight]

THREAD THEME

 

[AnOminous]

Probably 20k dollars worth.

EDIT: Actually, probably 50k worth.

More like $3K. And that's if you're buying by the gram. It could be a lot more though for high quality shit. $200 a gram or more could be possible if you are a retard like Nick who thinks paying more for something means it's better.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He's TRIED to settle with Monty. Monty has refused. Granted, Nick IIRC mentioned he refuses to retract his statement or apologize, since he thinks genuinely believing that Monty is a pedo is enough to save him, even though every time he said it it was with a wink wink nudge nudge, and even if he does win, it's going to cost him $250,000+ in legal fees. And Monty knows this, the little shitgoblin.


They're homeschooled, so unless the kids showed up for some school function that doesn't track. However if they showed up at the police station to report it at 8 - 8:30 after having seen something the day before...

I think they are barely homeschooled anymore. Nick streams to like 3 or 4 am and then says he only has 2 to 3 hours before he has to wake up to drive them somewhere, presumably the coop/custom classes.

 

[HairyBadger]

bollocks

I'm wondering now if Nick was trying to plant drugs on Aaron to get him busted first. I can't figure why else he'd store a "bullet" of coke there when he has 25 grams on his person under these circumstances.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

APRIL IS FREE ATM

She’s giving free Ass To Mouth?

 

[ThePhantomStranger]

So 50k is kind of wild for a first offense. Would it be safe to say the local law is probably more than aware of Nick (and his rants even against local lawyers and judges), and are gonna be throwing the book at our noseman?

 

[HackerX]

251.5g

Fixed

 

[Can of Spam]

That's an obvious non-waivable conflict of interest. Also it sounds like an excuse for him to bully and intimidate his codefendants into some joint story (probably exactly what this fucking scumbag intends to do) and do it with attorney-client privilege.

Buckle up, we're going big time now. 25+ grams means you have either too much money on your hands, too many obligations to party like a true Chad, or think you can at least pull a Pinkman.

Nick's not charismatic enough to become Saul Goodman, though I'd love to see him try at this point.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

No update as of the latest refresh. If they don't get him on the docket today, he gets to spend the 3 day weekend in jail to stew on things and detox, right? When would the last update of the PDF be?

 

[AnOminous]

He's TRIED to settle with Monty. Monty has refused. Granted, Nick IIRC mentioned he refuses to retract his statement or apologize, since he thinks genuinely believing that Monty is a pedo is enough to save him, even though every time he said it it was with a wink wink nudge nudge, and even if he does win, it's going to cost him $250,000+ in legal fees. And Monty knows this, the little shitgoblin.

That is NOT a settlement offer. It is a joke. He hasn't tried to settle shit.

Buckle up, we're going big time now. 25+ grams means you have either too much money on your hands, too many obligations to party like a true Chad, or think you can at least pull a Pinkman.

Just for reference, 30 years or so ago when I had nastier habits than I do now, a major blowout weekend bash would involve something called an "eightball," which was just 3.5 grams (an eighth of an ounce). This would keep a few people wired for a weekend.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

It's too bad that the audio can't be posted.

 

[Harm]

Stolen from @Yandex Captcha Solver

Nick could kill a man and these dunces would postulate he merely happened to be in the room while someone else committed suicide.

 

[break these cuffs]

No update as of the latest refresh. If they don't get him on the docket today, he gets to spend the 3 day weekend in jail to stew on things and detox, right? When would the last update of the PDF be?

Nick's hearing happened. Never showed up on the docket. Waiting on Kayla's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cumPN3MavE0

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Second degree possession.....so the cops found his stash.

 

[AltisticRight]

>I will represent myself
Nooooooo Balldo you're gonna make them bring back the gas chamber.

 

[JackoVerde]

Has Kayla’s hearing started.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

April Walked? did the bitch snitch?

 

[Orc-Chud]

What happened with his sovereign citizen sounding shit when he was like “the 50k is violating the 8th amendment blah blah”. The did the Judge just ignore it and say “it’s 50k”, and what DID Nick mean by that, does that ever work or was he just trying to be an epic lolbert.