Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Autischic said:
Forget the Kiwi Farms! Quit the Onion Farms! Leave the Lolcow Farms! Come over to the:
COG FARMS:
TROON & HONEST heckin' wholesome griftin', guaranteed​


View attachment 5987729
Click to expand...

The name suits him, I hear a lot of farms depend heavily on government subsidies and import foreigners to do jobs the locals won't do, plus his foreigner doubles as a prize sow.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Bawbag, Lieutenant Rasczak, Rafael Epstein and 3 others
Vanquished Phoenix said:
The name suits him, I hear a lot of farms depend heavily on government subsidies and import foreigners to do jobs the locals won't do, plus his foreigner doubles as a prize sow.
Click to expand...
gov subsidies keep the food prices down, remove them and the food gets more expensive in return. simple as
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: AncientPhosphur, Rafael Epstein and Vanquished Phoenix
Cog always talks up his principles and consistency. He is ostensibly anti-flagging and anti-doxing, yet here he is celebrating kinogay’s account being flagged down, but it is ok because Jonny falsely claims kinoshit doxed someone.
Flaggotdoxer.JPG
Jonny would never dox anyone, well except his sister-in-law. Oh and any alogs who make fun of him. Oh that’s right and their families. And Ethan Ralph’s girlfriend in addition to her friends. Ok but he wouldn’t flag anyone. Except like maybe Kino Casino, several alog parodies, his brothers who exposed him as a pedophile.

Now that I think about it, it’s almost as if Cog is full of shit.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: AncientPhosphur, Retard_in_Charge and ChadBrazilian
Autischic said:
Unless he means for 2 months when he was 18, there's no way this fucker has ever "worked".

View attachment 5993589

Archive
Click to expand...
He worked a call center job and then a gas station around the second time he and Thi3ves (around 2-3 years ago) were together and moved into an apartment. Now I am not sure if she made him get a real job in order to pay the bills or not or he wasn't doing very well with his streams. I do think that he was only pulling about 20 people around that time, so it might have been because of that. He was bragging with the call center job about being a "hard-working stiff". People were jealous of his new career, even bragged about making $15 an hour. Said his boss loved him and his ideas on how to improve the business. Said he had a meeting with his boss and told him how to improve the business and the script they read, then 2 days later he was fired.

As for the gas station. Don't think he had that long either. He made a disability claim of whatever it is over there and tea and crumpets-ville. Because while riding his bike home he went over the handlebars and permanently disabled his arm. He says his arm will never work the same after the accident.

Just like the niggers here in the US. Most likely he just worked in order to refresh his government benefits before returning to the dole.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
Reactions: Douglas Mortimer, Guntkvd, AltisticRight and 1 other person
Autischic said:
Looks like an easy Elaine W after that, right?
Well she found a way to snatch the L by fucking up the dox
View attachment 6004092

She thinks Dan owns Cog's house. No, piss skeletor; it's the Indian bride's house and that's EVEN funnier.
Click to expand...
Either way, COG doesn't own shit.
Ethan Ralph lives RENT FREE in his Bri'ish dome, while he lives rent free in Neelam's hovel.

How sad.

I am releasing the COG PRIDE flag.
cog pride.jpg
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: not william stenchever, Pepper Jack, SauliNiinisto and 11 others
Cog desperately wanted to get Aaron Imholte of steeltoe on his show (despite previously lashing out at him for the crime of having Ethan Ralph on his show.)
1.jpg
Like anyone else would do, Aaron ignored Cog who is an irrelevant nobody and i stead invited Ethan Ralph back onto his show. This greatly u
embarrassed Cog who immediately doubled
down on embarrassing himself taking to Aaron’s chat to beg him to come on his show.

DISCLOSURE: SOME OF THESE APPEAR TO HE TROLLISH HOWEVER COG IS A SHAMELESS CLOUT CHASING GRIFTER, AND LATER SEEMS TO CONFIRM THAT IT IS INDEED HIM IN THE CHAT.
3.JPG
2.JPG
5.JPG
4.JPG

Ethan Ralph noticed Cog in chat and decided to tell Aaron that Cog’s brothers went on his show to accuse him of raping a 14 year old girl
Ethan Ralph on Steeltoe


Cog, greatly embarrassed, immediately responded on X/Twitter confirming that it was him in the chat. Cog when your brothers accuse you of such a thing and provide witness testimony…THAT IS EVIDENCE
6.jpg
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: not william stenchever, Captain Manning, AltisticRight and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back