Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Joe Swanson]

"I thenk we need to lock Nick up bro we need to lock em up" -Rando in the call

 

[Harm]

She turned to her right just now, when answering the separate or tracking question like she was looking for confirmation, is Nick in the room with her?
View attachment 6017727

The corner demon now occupies their every room. Neither of the Rekieta criminals are safe, no matter where they go.

 

[Sharpeteer]

She turned to her right just now, when answering the separate or tracking question like she was looking for confirmation, is Nick in the room with her?
View attachment 6017727

Maybe she has corner demons too, and they follow her everywhere.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

She turned to her right just now, when answering the separate or tracking question like she was looking for confirmation, is Nick in the room with her?
View attachment 6017727

Nick have become Corner Demon, destroyer of marriages.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

Call me a moralfag, but jokes like that at the children's expense are pretty fucked at this point.

You’re right, you are moralfagging over it. You are not wrong, however it’s more a jab at the terrible parents that placed them in such a scenario. We can chalk this up to further evidence that public figures should do everything in their power to shield their children from their online shenanigans. But if not for the over sharing of the terminally online, what would become of us gentle Farmers?

 

[Major]

View attachment 6017728
Reminds me of Jiub

At least they let Jiub go when he arrived in Morrowind

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Don't leave the state without approval.

No more jamican bulls for Nick, truly a fate worse than death

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Inside every woman there are two people.
Taylor Swift fan_________Crackwhore

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Nick posts bond and then immediately does another pillstream, calls the judge a cunt, and threatens to kill the cops.

 

[drammamean]

The mandatory reporter spoke to the police in person March 16. Well before the black eye.

It was reported on the 16th. That’s not when the Rekeitas found out they were reported.

What happens is the concern is reported, CPS makes a surprise visit at some later date (exactly when is dependent on how busy CPS is) and then if CPS determines there’s an actionable problem they return later with the police.

 

[Meat Target]

Cracklings

Call me a moralfag, but jokes like that at the children's expense are pretty fucked at this point.

The Cracker Crumbs.

 

[Mushroom King]

View attachment 6017719
Bro, look at this she looks horrible.

She looks like 2005 Tony Hawk who's been bitten by a zombie and hiding her bald head with a Jewish woman's wig. Resting goblin face.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It just feels right for the moment

 

[Bland Crumbs]

View attachment 6017719
Bro, look at this she looks horrible.

She looks like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

Nick's 8th amendment objection on the grounds of excessive bail was absolutely retarded, borderline disrespectful, and shows just how little he has learned from this whole ordeal.

 

[Anstiv]

Why is everyone assuming Nick is going to represent them long term? Clearly he was just trying to speak to his wife and April before the hearing today. I highly doubt they will be represented by Nick long term.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Both Nick and Kayla are staring down the barrel of 25 years.

It has never, ever, nor will it ever be again, this over. The Sektur will never top this.

 

[JackoVerde]

I hope Nick posts bond and then immediately does another pillstream, calls the judge a cunt, and threatens to kill the cops.

That’s a real ralphamale move to make.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

She turned to her right just now, when answering the separate or tracking question like she was looking for confirmation, is Nick in the room with her?
View attachment 6017727

THE CORNER DEMON IS NOT BOUND TO THE HOUSE!

I REPEAT THE CORNER DEMON IS NOT BOUND TO THE HOUSE!

SOMEONE GET THE IRATE GAMER TO THAT JAIL PRONTO!