Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pagan Min]

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HOLY SHIT.

You look like a troll.

Gives off a Martin Short from SNL era vibe...


(Separated at birth, perhaps?)

 

[trash cat]

So as I understand what the judge said the bond conditions are...

$50k

OR

PR with Drug testing, no alcohol, report to probation, don't leave the state etc

And the Rekietas probably selected the latter.

Right?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Nick's 8th amendment objection on the grounds of excessive bail was absolutely retarded

I was waiting for him to ask for an Admiral.

 

[JackoVerde]

The court doesn’t take it josh, the bossman takes the 10% as a fee.

 

[Goatchoker]

Didn't they explicitly say "no alcohol"?

Yes and random testing.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Neglect/Endangerment.

Aaron explicitly said they weren't feeding them and he had to.

Aren’t some of them teenagers? Aarons a retarded gay nigger with aids.

 

[break these cuffs]

Why is everyone assuming Nick is going to represent them long term? Clearly he was just trying to speak to his wife and April before the hearing today. I highly doubt they will be represented by Nick long term.

You're most likely correct, but Nick is an arrogant retard sooo. I mean the court isn't going to allow it. They already questioned and appear to be just allowing it for the arraignment.

 

[norbo]

I have audio recordings of both. I'm not sure if I can post Nick's hearing, though...

Besides MLS who had explicit permission by the court to stream/cover it live (presumably covering him recording it) you'd be considered in violation of the judges order to not record. I am not a lawyer. But that's my "to be safe" interpretation.

 

[waffle]

Didn't they explicitly say "no alcohol"?

From the way they said it court it appears that if he post the cash he only has to obey all laws and appear at trial. Otherwise he's released on his own recognizance but has to do all the conditions.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's 8th amendment objection on the grounds of excessive bail was absolutely retarded, borderline disrespectful, and shows just how little he has learned from this whole ordeal.

To be fair it is a very high bail for a case like this. This is the kind of shit that you'd very often just get o.r. on. Just blindly citing the Eighth was retarded, but he could have argued ties to the community, lack of any flight risk, etc.

 

[Owlbear]

COTYAY

COW OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS

He's becoming the COAT - the Cow of All Time.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Holy fuckballs, *25 grams or more*.

I think some people might not know how much that is...
For reference if you buy coke in a club or something you're usually buying it in 1g or 0.5g. With a steady pace of use (couple of bumps a hour) that can easily keep you going all night and at 1g and you'll still have some left. Even this one girl I knew who had a serious coke problem was only doing like at most 2 grams on a wild night out (and certainly not on consecutive nights...).

He was just getting ready for the Memorial Weekend. But the incel prudes at the police station said no.

25g even over a long weekend and even sharing is going to end in a hole in your nose... at the least you're looking at amphetamine psychosis.

This is why you fuck up when you’re young and not as a midlife crisis.

Yeah getting drunk every night, doing open polyamorous relationships, and having a shit load of coke on you is something you get over in your 20s, not when you're married, with a house and a bunch of kids running around.

 

[ThunderPlunder]

How long will it be before Nick violates his pretrial conditions?

PLACE YOUR BETS!

More than a week less than a month easily

 

[McMitch]

It was just bad. The way to make that argument would be "come on judge, I gotta pay for my wife too and we only have X cash on hand".

He’d have more cash on hand, but that all went to the “25 grams of Coke” fund.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wonder if Nick is dumb enough to run up a debt with the store box dudes once he hits jail.

If the question is whether or not he's dumb enough for something, the answer is ALWAYS yes.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nick's 8th amendment objection on the grounds of excessive bail was absolutely retarded, borderline disrespectful, and shows just how little he has learned from this whole ordeal.

People keep saying that this has chance to wake up Rekieta. But these people don't understand addiction.(also his problem isn't just addiction)
He needs a "car crash" moment. A sudden and serious event that ends with him lying still unable to do nothing for a long enough time to feel the pain he has caused himself. Having the cops knock on your door and peacefully leading you to jail isn't that.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Didn't they explicitly say "no alcohol"?

They did

 

[JackoVerde]

So as I understand it the bond conditions are

$50k

OR

PR with Drug testing, no alcohol, report to probation, etc.

And they selected the latter.

Right? ( Or is it both aka "AND" ? )

They’re broke, trust fund is probably gone.
Burnt all their cash.

 

[Raspy]

It was reported on the 16th. That’s not when the Rekeitas found out they were reported.

What happens is the concern is reported, CPS makes a surprise visit at some later date (exactly when is dependent on how busy CPS is) and then if CPS determines there’s an actionable problem they return later with the police.

Fuck did not even bother hiding the drugs after the CPS came to visit
That or they had so much they forgot about some.

 

[The_Red_Man]

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Sauce